Kidd Kraddick Remix

Today’s show was filled with lots of quick, funny stuff, so I’ll do my best to describe them because they were so quick you probably won’t find them on the K-Pod

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie has snot on the tonsils (her words, not mine) and that’s why she has no voice

J Si says Kinsey roped him into a timeshare meeting

Al  is going to tell us about the stupidest injury ever and it didn’t happen to him

Shanon is mad because this morning she had to wait behind a guy going straight in the turn lane

Kidd jumped in on Shanon’s rant and if I had been on the studio, I probably would have too - I hate to drive!  I hate it!!  And every single morning I experience what Shanon was talking about - if you’re in the turn lane, you need to be turning - otherwise, be prepared to be punched in the face!

Jason Castro will not be on the show today - his flight was canceled (which makes no sense, because he wasn’t coming in studio - do they not have phones in the city he was in?) anyway Kidd was mad and demanded to see a flight schedule (gee, high maintenance much?) and Kellie was disappointed because she wanted to see his beautiful eyes in person - which again, made no sense because it was a phoner!!

On our new fancy message board, Andrew (”what are you TAALKING about?”) started a thread about the bits you missed on the show - there were tons of requests for Kellie’s Diary and Love Letter to Kellie, so we were going to bring back Love Letters today - except we never got around to it - welcome to Kidd Kraddick in the morning!!

HIZZLE

Diddy was drinking Malibu and pineapple instead of his Ciroc vodka

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are still together - I’m calling B.S. on this because a lot of people who are in the know have been saying that they are broken up - maybe they’re together, maybe they’re not - but I’m betting there is more to the story

Nicollette Sheridan is leaving Desperate Housewives

Britney involved in another fender bender

Freddy Update

Freddy’s song, Defying Gravity, has been added to the playlist of several radio stations - and since he has a bigtime song, he also needs a bigtime video - in true Big Al fashion, he had to be first “what if we got 1000 overweight people that just start flapping their arms and then just start flying - defying gravity …  get it?? And because they’re fat people, there will be more defiance”  ***crickets***  in Al’s defense, no one said the idea had tyo be a. realistic or 2. good

J Si’s idea was to have a bunch of hands holding Freddy back and then he suddenly breaks away and jumps off a cliff - defying gravity - get it?  (are you sensing a theme??) then Freddy hovers in the air only to land in his girlfriend’s house - um, okay …

Kellie’s idea was to show how Freddy got a record deal and was dumped - then he hooks up with us and we bring in Uncle Daddy - but we call him Uncle Gravity - and he helps him rise above his previous fall

Then never to be outdone, here comes Kidd - Freddy travels to Playa del Carmen and goes to the Two Gay Guys In A Bucket bar and finds the guy that hates Al and they fly around Playa until they find Big Al and kill him - can you tell Kidd is a little beat down by Al today??

Anyway, if you have a REAL idea for Freddy’s video, send your idea to helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com

Howie Mandel was on the show today and I think the only person who was truly excited was Al - after all, Deal or No Deal is his favorite show - Kidd gets irritated every time Al brings it up - the interview was short but har to follow - particularly because Howie and the show kept talking over each other - I couldn’t tell if there was a delay or if Howie couldn’t hear us or of he just didn’t care - but the were several parts where someone tried to ask a question and Howie kept on talking or we attempted to ask a question 3 or 4 times only to be ignored by Howie- it was enough to turn me off the whole interview - even if Al does love Howie and his extreme OCD

Behind the Mic

Part 1 - Kidd was imitating RedNeck Steve and suddenly morphed into Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade - for the record the two sound nothing alike -I think Kidd figured that out because ethe last thing he said was “I think I need to be drug tested” - yeah you do - but do they have a drug test for too much caffeine, Diet Coke Man???

Part 2 - Kellie is losing her voice so Kidd gave her some tips to warm up her voice before they started recording liners - think Kellie’s imitation of Hilary Duff in that movie where she wants to be a singer - and then multiply it by 10 - YIKES!  Kellie offered to drink more coffee and Kidd suggested tea - except Kellie can’t drink hot tea because the thought makes her gag - and then Al added that root beer makes him gag - “IT’S RANDOM MAN” or “IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEE!” - take your pick - either way, look for Al to be drinking his weight in Root Beer here very soon on the show, because you know what happens when you tell Kidd Kraddick that you can’t or won’t do something - anyone remember Taylor and “tootie”?

BEST BIT OF TODAY’S SHOW

J Si’s hip hop drive thru

This time, we added music to J Si’s rap, which I think really set the whole thing off - J Si ordered his food by rap and then put the order taker on hold while he made kiss-kiss noises to his mommy - not to be confused with his mami - the whole thing was pretty oogey and for you Big Mac fans, J Si committed the untimate Fast Food Foul because he requested no tomato on the Big Mac - anyone who has ever had a Big Mac knows that “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun” does NOT include tomato - it was funny nonetheless - especially since he got participation - definitely catch this on the K-Pod

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - Chase Crawford’s deal breaker is a loud awkward laugh

#4 - Audrina Patridge is making her movie debut in “Into the Blue 2″

#3 - Britney was in another fender bender and might get a permanent spot on How I Met Your Mother

#2 - David Archuletta’s dad is obnoxious

#1 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will have a big wedding on their 1^st anniversary

TWO GAY GUYS IN A BUCKET UPDATE

Big Al and his boyfriend Steve (it makes me laugh just to type it!) had their first disagreement - Al wanted to paint the bar orange and purple and Steve wants to go with the current décor of a mish mosh of paint colors - call me crazy, but isn’t this a fight that a real couple would have … I’m just saying!  Anyway, it looks like they’re just going to repaint it the current colors

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 - ACTRESS, CARRIE, MATTHEW

CELEBRITY #2 - ACTOR, INDIANA, JONES

CELEBRITY #3 - ACTRESS, RACHEL, JOHN MAYER

ANSWERS

Sarah Jessica Parker

Harrison Ford

Jennifer Aniston

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Because your life wouldn’t be complete without knowing the behind the scenes rules!

Rule #1 is no off air staff using the bathroom during the break

Rule #2 is no going to the deli without asking everyone if they want anything

Rule #3 is no #2

DOUBLE ENTENDRE OF THE DAY

“I’m sorry, let me try sucking on something” - Kellie in response to her voice cracking - if you could have seen the looks on the faces of Kidd, Al and J Si - it’s like working with 8 year olds - and today I was one of them!

New Music Tuesday

Duffy, Ryan Cabrera, Jason Mraz, The Old 97s and Filter all have new CDs coming out this week - and then there’s Keith Sweat - now if you remember Keith Sweat from back in the day - his music was all about whining and begging so he could get busy with a woman - and I’m sure this new CD won’t be any different - but the funny thing is that Keith has his own radio show (why?  I have no idea) called the Sweat Hotel - it’s a mix of Love Letters to Kellie and love songs and dedications - but I think Keith owes Big Al a check or two - because he sounds strangely similar to Al’s character from that blockbuster movie The Riff - “you’re listening to the smooth sounds of nighttime jazz …” or something like that - can you believe I Tivo’d that movie so I could watch Big Al’s two and a half minute part?  Anyway - the comedy that came from our rendition of The Sweat Hotel was priceless - cross your fingers it made it to the KPod

THE BIT I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF

The Barbershop Quartet - I love this bit - I don’t know why but it makes me laugh - and since Kellie didn’t have a voice today, it was extra funny - have you ever heard a barbershop quartet where the ENTIRE group cracks on the same note?  I did today!

It’s no secret that Kidd is a conspiracy theorist - but on American Idol?? Come on?  I didn’t see it but apparently Simon, Paula and Randy were positioning it so that the two Davids make it to the finals - they even went as far as to tell Syesha that her performance was the reason that she’s in 3^rd place - how do they know the places??  Kidd and Kellie think the judges have an agenda and that they are being forced to make it a David and David Finals - that may or may not be true but we’ll know for sure tonight

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Gummi conversation - Kidd mentioned that he liked Gummi bears and like magic - someone appeared with Gummi bears - major conversation about gummi bears - sour ones, fruit juice ones, how many calories,

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

Kellie saying poo poo caca - and then asking if it’s okay to say on the radio

WEBSITE OF THE DAY

Manbabies.com -

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie can’t even walk without injuring herself and has decided that exercise is not meant for her

J Si is sick of guys breaking guy rules - a guy hit on Kinsey while they were walking Delilah

Big Al is the official owner of a bar in Mexico

Shanon knows Al is lonely because her first text of the day came from him and said “I love you” - awwww … pathetic.

Kidd got a lot of messages saying that Shanon was pretty - but you know Shanon couldn’t leave it at that - she had to know who, and how many messages - and exactly what they said - and Kidd was so beat down, he told Shanon he made it all up!

HIZZLE

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married this weekend

Kim Kardashian has a crush on Nick Jonas

Beyonce is pregnant

Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal walked off the set of their new movie because they’re not getting paid

We played clips (well almost the whole freaking show) of Britney on last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother”  - iorange55 from the Chat Room said, “they have a redneck version of how I met your mother but it’s called ‘How I Met Your Mother/Aunt/Cousin/Sister’” insert laugh from Crazy Laugh Leah here!!!

The show had a big surprise for Al today - if you remember several years ago, Big Al was the first person to ride the Mr. Freeze ride at Six Flags - and if you’ve heard the clip, you know that Big Chicken Al (oh, was that my outside my head voice) cried and whimpered like a baby for almost a full minute after the ride stopped - yes, this is the same man who ran, and I mean RAN, around the studio trying to get away when Troy chased him with a roach - so gast forward to tody - Six Flags Over Texas is opening a new ride - it’s called Tony Hawk’s Big Spin - it travels 131 miles per hour in 360 degree rotations and is 53 feet off the ground - you can see the video rendition on kiddlive.com - and guess who gets to be the first person to ride Tony Hawk?  Our very own Big Al Mack - it is going to be greatness - and this time we’re going to have video - so I can’t wait

THE FUNNIEST BREAK OF THE DAY

It’s official - Big Al and Redneck Steve are now the proud owners of Big Al and Redneck Steve’s Beer Bucket aka Two Gay Guys In A Bucket - I’ve had a few people who said it’s mean to call it that, but when you see the logo you’ll understand why - see, Big Al decided he needed a logo for the bar - so instead of doing some research or getting references, Al went through the Yellow Pages (don’t ask), picked a name, shelled out $1200 bucks and ended up with this

http://kiddlive.com/images/twogayguysinabucket1024×768.jpg

it all makes sense now, doesn’t it??   This is pure comedy - it couldn’t be funnier if it was written - one of the guys that Al and Steve bought the bar from is mad about it because he didn’t want to sell - so he sits at the bar all day and tells anyone who will listen that the bar sucks - can you imagine?? This is hysterical - I think we should turn it into a reality show - Radio DJ turns bar owner - how could hilarity not ensue??  In the meantime, the reality show needs a name - Kidd started it off with ‘Two Gay Guys in a Bucket - En Fuego’ and then the Chat Room jumped in …

“How To Lose A Girl In 10 Seconds” by Edehar1

“20 Seconds To Disaster” by Pitacastro

“”The Bit The Didn’t Go Bad: Real Love In Mexico” from MissMandi”

“I’m Still Looookinnnnngggg” from Alex

“The Shot Of Liquor With Al” from AmberDeniseRogers

“Hide and Seek!!! And after the theme music it says in a sexy voice.. I’m still looking” from tigernamestony07

And from allegedlyme “BrokeBack Bucket”,” S*U*C*K It Or Chuck It At The Gay Bucket” and finally “Big Al and Redneck Steve: The Ambiguously Gay DUO!!!”

As abbeym32 said, “This might be Al’s best non-bit bit yet!!!!”

The show read listener emails today and Kidd got an email from a listener who wanted Kidd to tell her of her kid is talented enough to be a star - so kid decides to get Jordan Phillips on the phone so she can perform and we can decide if she’s got what it takes to make it - Jordan was a little nervous and she’s only 13 - she’s pretty good, but she’s young and still has a lot of growing to do - and with that, I think we stop this bit right here  because I don’t even want to think about what will happen if we get some kid on the phone who sings like me and clearly needs to be told to seek fame and fortune in some other way!!!

THE BREAK WHERE KIDD LOST KELLIE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW

Kidd flew Freddy’s parents in to see Freddy for the weekend and they traveled with the show on the tour bus to San Antonio to see Freddy perform - Kellie, who is infamous for her ability to sleep on a road trip, ran into Freddy’s mom on the bus and encountered this question from her “Are you a Freddy fan?” - Kellie, who was still in a sleep fog, replied, “well, you know, I like what I’ve heard” - Kidd took this opportunity to throw Kellie under the bus by polling the rest of the show as to what they think Kellie’s opinion of Freddy is - Kidd will never learn - or maybe he has and just doesn’t care - either way - Kellie was ticked and ended the segment by telling Kidd to “Mind your own microphone!!” - ah, I love Kellie Rasberry!!

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 - ACTRESS, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, BABY MAMA

CELEBRITY #2 - SINGER, MOONWALK, SHO-MA

CELEBRITY #3 - RAPPER, HAILEY, J SI’S LOVER

ANSWERS

Amy Poehler

Micheal Jackson

Eminem

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - Cynthia Nixon wants to marry her girlfriend

#4 - Kate Hudson not engaged to Owen Wilson

#3 - Carmen Electra has the secrets to snagging the perfect man

#2 -Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married on Saturday

#1 - Drew Barrymore the victim of a hit and run - followed him to get license plate

If you’re wondering where Freddy has been this week - he’s recovering - yesterday he was sick and his voice was kind of down and out after a weekend of performing - and today he’s finishing up a final project for school - Freddy is an English major and has to write a screenplay for his final - better him than me!!  Freddy will be back tomorrow and he’ll have a new song - and don’t forget, Freddy is still taking song ideas - so if you have one, email it to helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com

Kidd has decided that he hates MySpace - and who could blame him - it’s inundated with spam and there’s always some kind of drama going on with the code - the concept is good but the execution needs work - so Kidd has found a better option and I’m pretty excited about it - it’s called Ning - and Kidd is so excited it about it, he wrote a blog about it - I know - shocking!!  Anyway, KKITM has moved our message board into the 21^st century and we’re using Ning - not only is it a much better message board, it also has a social networking feature like MySpace - but much more user friendly - when you get a minute, go check it out!! http://friends.kiddlive.com/

Jordin Sparks was in studio today and I was blown away - I’m putting her in the Top 10 interviews ever  - it’s hard to believe that she’s only 18 - not only is she super sweet but very mature for her age - I always hate when people say that - because it implies that 18 year olds (or whatever age) can’t be mature - but she’s definitely older than her age - she’s one of those people that just has a great personality - you can tell that she is truly grateful and appreciative to be where she is - I love that - some people come in studio and they are just too cool for the room - and not always big celebrities, sometimes it’s people that are just coming up - I always want to tell those people how unimpressed I am with them - but contrary to popular belief, I‘m a nice person, so I say nothing - anyway, I digress - I have to point out that Jordin saw the greatness of Psycho Shanon’s singing - that alone makes her pretty freaking great in my book  - and she sang for us which she didn’t have to do - she goes on vocal rest tomorrow, so she came in a day early and so that she could sing plus she sounded amazing - there is no way I would’ve thought there was something wrong with her voice - she was awesome!!  And what a great way to end a great show!

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“Not yet … I’m still looking”  - only random because it was said by Big Al … in a sing song voice

“SAVE THAT” OF THE DAY

“I may be the stupidest person I know” - Big Al - does it really matter why he said it?  As long as he said it and we saved it, I’m thinking no!

CHAT ROOM QUOTE OF THE DAY

“That was so 1 hour ago” - Allegedlyme in response to Kidd bringing up Barack Obama’s “57 states” comment …AGAIN

BEHIND THE SCENES “SAVE THAT”

“I got bit on my butt by a bug and it itches” - J Si - I’m not sure why he felt the need to share this info - but since I had to hear it, so did you!

SKITS ON TODAY’S SHOW

Shanon went off on Kidd because he harassed her about not having the information about Trip A Day - she had the information but she got thrown off because she was supposed to say Cabo and but she said Cabu instead - she got confused and Kidd didn’t hear her say the right name - blah-blah-blah - Shanon yelled at Kidd - Kidd of course took this opportunity to be “The Boss” and challenged Shanon’s insubordination telling her she’d never last at a bank - well, duh.  would any of us??  Little known fact - I was fired from a bank before i came to work for KKITM!

KIDD KRADDICK IMPERSONATION

Kidd’s impersonation of Hillary Clinton - I hope she wins the nomination for no other reason than the fact that Kidd will keep me entertained with his rendition of her voice

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie is a little pink tinged this morning from the San Antonio sun

J Si thinks Kinsey’s sister is trying to holla’ at her - except he meant to say Kinsey’s teacher

Kidd said “I talked to Caroline yesterday, he was so funny!!” - I don’t think J Si got that this was a slam at him

Al attempted to say something in Spanish - but because it was so bad, I have no idea what it was he was trying to say

Shanon got Colbie Caillat’s phone number and is trying to figure out what she’s going to say when she calls

Jenna Bush married Henry Hager this weekend - Kidd asked if he was now of the Haggar’s of Haggar pants and Al asked if he was one of the Sammy Hagar’s - look at Al being funny first thing in the morning!  Then he blew it with “someone who is listening to our show went to the Bush wedding - call now if …”who Al?  who in our listening audience was actually at the wedding?  And on the off chance that there was one person, do you really think they would call us and give all the details??  Doubtful.

The new fall schedules are out and the night time talk show host are getting a shakeup - Jimmy Fallon is expected to replace Conan O’Brien  because Conan is going to replace Jay Leno - and word is that Ryan Seacrest is getting some type of reality show - really Ryan?  Aren’t you busy enough with all the other crap you got going on?  Can’t you leave some stuff open for our very own Kidd Kraddick?  After all, he’s a pretty cool guy - he could do a tv show - greedy!  Besides, if Ryan had any sense, he’s throw Kidd a bone so Kidd could let go of his unnatural (and sometimes oogey) obsession with Ryan - have you heard Kidd’s song about Ryan Seacrest?  oogey to the nth degree!

I was expecting all kinds of fun and hijinks from the crew since they rode all the way to San Antonio together on a tour bus - I expected wild stories and pranks - but the best they could do was Shanon and Al spooning - Kellie slept the whole time and Kidd made sliders but no one ate them - I’m voting Slow Motion Laaaaammmme

HIZZLE

Lindsay Lohan’s fighting with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson engaged

Suge Knight caught a beat down outside an LA club

Mischa Barton’s rep says that the cellulite pictures have been doctored

Is it a surprise to anyone that Al was responsible for Gavin DeGraw being late getting on stage??  Al was in the VIP area with Gavin - he was so busy trying to secure his spot as Gavin’s BFF that he didn’t realize that the time on his watch was off … by 45 minutes - by the time they figured it out and started heading towards the stage, they were already introducing Gavin - too bad he was nowhere near the stage - classic Big Al - and as Kidd said, “It’s good to see you screwing up somebody else’s show for a change”

It’s been a while since we talked to Kinsey - She’s been busy with school (she’s taking P.E. - Physical Activity and Biology - the study of plants) - but the semester is over and she finished with 2 As and a B - J Si is a little upset because Kinsey has made friends with one of her professors and J Si has a sneaking suspicion that her teacher has more than an educational interest in Kinsey - I don’t know - have you ever heard that gravity can be turned on and off by squeezing someone’s thigh … in their car??  That’s what Mr. Biology Teacher told Kinsey - and she believed him - J Si tends to be a little jealous, but this time I think he may have good reason

Random fact - 80% of community college students read at or below 8^th grade level - I’m pretty sure this was supposed to be a shot at Kinsey since she’s attending community college - but luckily for Kinsey, I don’ t think she understood!

Simple Plan was live in studio - I have to admit, I’m really not that familiar with the majority of the musical guests we have in studio - I mean, I’ve heard their songs on the radio - but for the most part, that’s usually the extent of my familiarity with them - so I’m always glad when 1) they have something interesting to say and 2) they perform really well - and Simple Plan covered both of those - not only did they know who New Kids on the Block is, they could sing their songs and critiqued their new single (”They used to be tougher”) - they played along with “Guess The Pop Culture Laugh/Cough/Voice” and didn’t try to play it off like they were too cool for the room - then they played 2 songs that sounded awesome!  I love acoustic performances - the first one was their new single “Your Love Is A Lie” and then a classic “I’d Do Anything” - LOVED IT!!!!

And speaking of acoustic performances - Ferras in studio - this is a guy that Kidd featured on Music That Makes You Cooler - he’s got a cool story because his dad kidnapped him as a child and that’s where he fell in love with music - his new song is called “Hollywood’s Not America” and while it was a great song, we deemed it entirely too deep for us - we do better with songs that talk about kicking it in the club and getting loose - just ask J Si and Shanon!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - Dancing With the Stars’ Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are living together

#4 - Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were in Miami together over the weekend

#3 - Misha’s Barton cellulite pictures are fake

#2 - Suge night was knocked out cold at a club in LA

#1 - David Archuleta’s dad has been banned from backstage at American Idol

Big Al’s weekend rap up - is it me or is the Weekend Rap Up getting longer and longer??  Anyway, Al’s social life is getting becoming more and more dismal by the minute - he got dissed by a girl again - Al hit on the same chick all night, bought her dinner, then she gave her number to another guy and Al gave her $8 to pay for her ride home  - plus Al and his boyfriend, I mean Redneck Steve, are going to be spending time apart because they’re going to alternate weekends at their Two Gay Guys In A Bucket Bar down in Mexico - poor Al - he’ll be single forever …

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 - TALK SHOW HOST, NBC, TODAY

CELEBRITY #2 - MODEL, CW, JUDGE

CELEBRITY #3 - ACTOR, FOOTLOOSE, SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION

ANSWERS

Matt Lauer

Tyra Banks

Kevin Bacon

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

J Si’s shout out to the leafblower who ALWAYS blows away the leaves at the most inopportune times-

FUNNIEST THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

“Let’s not get into an intelligent discussion, we can’t handle it” - Kellie in response to Kidd’s rant about gas prices

BEHIND THE SCENES

Kellie turning on that Southern charm with the Secondhand Serenade guy - I think he was flirting with her!!

BEHIND THE SCENES

Nanny Laura brought Emma Kelly up and she gave everyone dap (Emma Kelly, not Nanny Laura)- SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!

WOO HOO - IT’S FRIDAY!!!!

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie says the last Friday before Mother’s Day

J Si finally got to play Grand Theft Auto 4

Al knows 40 Spanish words

Shanon went to the mall instead of the sporting goods story

FLUSH THE FORMAT - I woke up late and I have to rush home to finish packing - my sister graduates from law school tonight!!  So I hope this Flush the Format ROCKS!!!!

Superstar -Lupe Fiasco

I Want You - Thalia

Shawty Get Loose - Lil Mama

Outrageous - Britney Spears

I Got It From My Mama - Will I Am

Who’s That Girl -

Pocket Full of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield

Defying Gravity - Freddy

Shake It - Metro Station

Off the Record - My Morning Jacket

Mercy - Duffy

Candyman - Christina Aguilera

Love In This Club - Usher

It’s Getting Hot in Here - Nelly

IZZLE

Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married

Rihanna and Chris Brown caught making out at KFC

Mariah Carey wants babies

Are Jeremy Piven and Pink dating?

New Movies out today

Speed Racer - Kelley (my husband) has been talking about this movie for months - and every time we hear something about it, he asks if I want to go see it - um, NO!!  I knew I was right - the reviews are horrendous!

What Happens In Vegas - Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz - not interested - I jumped off the Cameron Diaz bandwagon right after she jumped on Justin Timberlake - hooker!

Big Al’S Spanish Word Contest had potential to be really good - the problem is we let Al prepare - I mean to have a really good Big Al bit, doesn’t it need to fail?  Al picked 40 vocabulary words (which was obvious when he threw out the word ‘baby oil’) and had to know the definition - after about 5 words, it was obvious that he knew all of them - well that’s boring!  What would have been great is if we had picked 50 words and he didn’t know what they were!  Then we throw out random words and he has to figure out the definitions - now that has potential!

BIT THAT NO ONE SAW COMING

Freddy has been working on another song and in honor of mother’s day, he decided to write a song for mother’s day - so obviously, we get Freddy’s mom on the phone so that Freddy can tell her about the song and she can get all weepy - blah.blah.blah.  so Kidd dials her up and Freddy tells her about the song and plays it for her - and then she walks in!!!  Kidd surprised Freddy by flying his parents into town - how cool is that - now THAT I didn’t see coming - it was a really cool moment and Freddy cried - Freddy’s mom sounds just like him - plus she uses the word amazing a lot!!

I now love JordinSparks - I don’t do American Idol, so I can’t say that I know a ton about her - but they are putting her on vocal rest because she’s had some problems with her voice - so she’s coming in a day early so that she can sing on the show and then going on vocal rest the next day - how cool is that?  I love her now just for that!!  Jordin Sparks is coming in a day early so that she can sing for us -

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 - SINGER, JUSTIFIED, N SYNC

CELEBRITIES #2 - TALK SHOW HOST, LATE NIGHT, RED HEAD

CELEBRITY #3 - ACTRESS, GOLDIE, OWEN

ANSWERS

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

CONAN O’BRIEN

KATE HUDSON

We had Secondhand Serenade in studio - I know that sounds like an entire band 0 but it’s not 0 it’s just one guy named, John Vesely - he’s a cutie too - something I learned about him - he has a tattoo of a Gibson Black Beauty Guitar - I had no idea what this was and apparently neither did Kellie because she said “is that drugs??” - Kellie has never been more of a mom!!  I have to say that cute John was pretty good and the chat room thought so too - Laura19 said ,”I love when he gets that look where he’s so into it - very passionate” and Perla agreed, “that’s one of the main reasons I love him so much, he’s very passionate about his music”

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - Pink making out with Jeremy Piven at a club in L.A.

#4 - Britney has dropped 15 pounds in 4 weeks

#3 - Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married next week

#2 - Mariah Carey is married and now wants a baby

#1 - Rihanna and Chris Brown caught kissing at a KFC in Miami

so the show is taking one of those fancy tour buses to San Antonio this weekend for Mixfest where Freddy is performing and Kidd has issued a challenge - everyone on the show has to write a song with Freddy and perform it on the show on Monday - I think Shanon is going to win - after all, she was awesome back when she did the Psycho Shanon Song of the Week - it was one of my favorite bits!

Al wore his new Two Gay Guys in a Bucket t-shirt today - it says “Just Do Me” with an upside Nike Swoosh - then he had the nerve to tell someone he needed to order them in girl sizes - who the hell would wear that??

Kidd noticed that Shanon has a tattoo on her wrist - the only thing is that she’s had it since NOVEMBER!!!   Al tried to clown Kidd for not noticing but Kidd quickly turned that back around by saying that Al told him that he thinks girl’s with tattoos are slutty - um, Bartendica has a tattoo - actually, I think she has 5 - J Si jumped on the bandwagon saying , “Al says he likes to date girls with tattoos because they’re easy” - then Shanon said is that why you’ve been walking around singing “Bartendica’s a HO!!!” - no wonder she dumped Al … this actually led into the latest saga of Al attempting to work it out with Bartendica … AGAIN -apparently they met for lunch and it turns out that Bartendica is mad at Al for a multitude of reasons - one of them being that he never took her on vacation with just the 2 of them like he did with his ex-girlfriend Justine - really?  REALLY???  Al dated Justine before I worked here - that was 5 years ago - and never mind the fact that Al has taken Bartendica to Mexico 4 times in the last year - and then Bartendica cried - I don’t really know her that well (or at all), but I know Al - and as hard as a time as I give him - I really do love him - it boggles my mind that women expect Al to be anything other than what he is - is it new news that Al has commitment issues?  Is it a shocker that Al does WAY better in group settings than one on one - and this isn’t Bartendica’s first rodeo with Al - they dated before!!  I hate to say it because i know that Al really loves her - but it’s time to walk away - trust me, it’s time.  The conversation ended with Bartendica and there’s no way any man can come back after that!!

We started to do the Evil Quiz - if you’re interested in it, you can find it on MySpace or just google “how evil are you??”  they were all pretty simple questions until we got to the would you give up your life to save 10,000 people - of course we had to discuss the ins and outs - is it 10,000 strangers?  Is my mom included?  Are they in a country I hate?  Kellie would, but only if it was 10,000 babies - and Shanon would but only because she’d be consumed with guilt and she doesn’t think anyone would miss her - then the question that led us to the dark side - the question was something about do you enjoy looking at disturbing or vulgar pictures - and then Kidd threw out he had seen “2 girls and a cup” - TRUST ME - SERIOUSLY - TRUST ME!!!  You do not want to see this - I haven’t seen it - I was only told about it - and it’s too vile to repeat - it’s grosser than the “Placenta Stroganoff, Placentos Cereal, Placentacicle” conversation from early this morning - it was all downhill from there - Kidd tried to turn it around with a question about fire and Kellie admitted that she used to enjoy watching the hair on her doll’s heads burn as a child - that combined with the fact that she and her brother would race to the knife drawer and threaten one another I think wins her the title as “Most Evil” - whatev, I still love her!!

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

White people get everything, man - Al in response to all the cool things in Freddy’s apartment

If I was on a deserted island and I could only have one thing, it’d be a super Walmart - Kidd when the generator failed us

FUNNIEST THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

To you IRS people, you just try to audit Kidd Kraddick - Kellie Rasberry

J SI’S “I’M GREAT AT EVERYTHING” MOMENT

I’m not that good but I’m better than you - J Si

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie wants tomorrow off to audition for Lindsay Lohan’s legging line

J Si saw girls stretching in the mirror at the gym wearing no underwear

Al heard from both his celebrity friends on the same day

Psycho is having a house party a week from Saturday

Kidd went to a going away party at a place that was having 2 separate going away parties

Freddy has an apartment full of cool audio and computer equipment - so much that Kidd is jealous because he has a huge monitor - so why is Freddy complaining because he doesn’t have a tv?  Apparently he’s been dropping Kidd’s name all over town and people donating things left and write - I’m willing to believe he’ll have a 60″ DLP in no time!

Welcome to the A.D.D. Break of the Day

J Si was granted the webcam privileges for the day but as quickly as they were granted, they were taken away -  Kellie busted him for posing in front of the camera so he got bumped

Freddy’s is supposed to play piano in the back of Kidd’s pickup truck to earn his way onto the tour bus for Mixfest but apparently it’s “against the law” - I don’t know about y’all but I’m thinking Freddy getting arrested could be just the thing this show needs - I think Freddy could use some street cred - I mean, Snoop and Tupcac went to jail and look what it did for them - well, Tupac’s dead (allegedly) so maybe that’s not a good example - and Snoop is banned from Great Britain - never mind - I guess I have no idea what I’m talking about!

Then suddenly the show went from Kidd Kraddick in the Morning to the Click and Clack show??  All of a sudden we’re talking about generators and oil switches - does a car have enough wattage to power a generator and can you really buy a generator big enough to power an electric piano?  You can get a generator at WalMart and a bunch of other mechanically and engineering related talk that went in one ear and out the other - there’s a reason I write the blog and don’t repair cars (or anything else!)- Shanon started to have a meltdown at this point, because as always Kidd blamed her - and as she ran around the studio trying to handle things that were going wrong 5 miles away from the studio, Rob the Engineer came in to talk about some technical stuff that no one understood - I’m not much for excuses, but when Rob said “My arm is like a noodle” - well how can you not go with that??  Kidd decided it was a good song title and busted into song with Freddy on the keyboards -  um, Kidd now that we have a guy who can sing on the show - can you stop??

HIZZLE

Dina Lohan skipped therapy to get her Mom Of The Year award and Uterus_Michelle said Dina Lohan drives me to commit random acts of violence - scary but I can relate!

Katherine Heigl wants to leave Grey’s Anatomy - good!  I can’t stand her

Gary Dourdan charged with drug possession - um, duh.

Brad and Angelina are having twins - is there really a difference between one or 2 more when you already have 10 kids??

Lindsay Lohan stole a fur coat - the most interesting thing about this story was when tigernamedtony07 said, “dang Lindsay - just buy your own coat instead of that bottle of jager” BWAAAAHHHHH

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DONALD TRUMP

JESSICA SIMPSON

DAVID HASSELHOFF

Behind the Mic always makes me laugh - it’s almost always on Big Al because no matter how many times you try to tell him something, he’s always going to screw it up - and the days when Kellie loses it just make that much funnier!  So they’re recording a liner and the line is “Naturals vs. Cardinals” - but Al (who THINKS he’s the Impromptu King, decided to make the line “Naturals vs. the Afros” oh. dear.  Which prompted Kellie to say, “Al, I am gonna forcefully remove you from the liners this morning!” I love Kellie!!   Then of course there was J Si - who, no matter what, cannot say Wichita - I feel bad for him because it’s a language barrier thing - but it’s still funny!!  Especially since abbeym32 said, “did we just find something J Si is not the best at?? “  uh oh - could this be the end of the fake self esteem nation???

WOW - when the morning started out, I had no idea this would be the day that the Freddy bit would jump the shark - but at 8:01am it did -after finally getting the generator issue settled, I thought we were making progress - no such luck!! At  8:01am, Freddy was singing “Defying Gravity” while playing piano in the back of Kidd’s pickup truck in the parking lot of Bank of America - this was after they had to leave the gas station because the gas station attendants called the police on them - so they headed to Mickey D’s because Freddy got hungry and decided he would sing his order at the drive thru window - except there was some confusion over exactly where in the drive thru line Freddy was - Freddy and Kidd had this whole “who’s on first” conversation” regarding his exact location at McDonalds - Freddy was in the line but he was backwards and then Kidd wanted to know why he was backwards and what side he was on and then Freddy was driving backwards in the line - I’m not sure why this was so important - either he’s in the line or he’s not - by the end, I was ready to poke myself in the eye with a dull pencil - then Kidd fed Freddy some lines to sing but no one ever answered the ordering window, so the bit fell apart - you can still hear it on the K-pod  though - and there’s some video too

Al needs a new obsession to get him over Bartendica - the first go round he tried beans but then they got back together - then she dumped him again, and he tried to use Kenny Chesney to get him through the break up - but his love for Kenny was short lived - I mean, how many interesting facts can you find about Kenny Chesney - and even if you find them, do you really care what his favorite food is??  So with Al opening the Two Gay Guys In A Bucket bar, he may need to know a little Spanish - so he’s decided to make his new obsession something that will benefit him - learning Spanish in 30 days - except he bought the Castilian Spanish tape - and not only is it harder to understand - it’s not the Spanish dialect they use in Playa del Carmen - it’d be easier if we just strapped a Mexican to Al for 30 days - at least that’s what Kidd said!  Anyway, Al is supposed to learn 50 words by tomorrow - uh, yeah - who wants to take bets as to whether or not that happens

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - American Idol not happy with falling AI ratings

#4 - Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti went to the movies

#3 - Angelina is pregnant with twins

#2 - Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer hanging on some blonde chic

#1 - Mariah and Carey are definitely married - details in People magazine

Political talk - it basically came down to Kidd thinking Barack is going to get the nomination even though Hillary should - the most interesting part of this segment is when Al said he saw Vladimir Putin - get it - he saw Vladimar pootin’ - uh huh, that’s what I thought too!

Randy Jackson, Elliott Yamin and Katherine McPhee called in to talk about their new song “Real Love” - the song is really good and I wish I could tell you more about the interview but I’m in the Production Room now aka as Testosterone Central - the boys were beig really loud so I really heard was Kidd randomly yelling “DAWG”, randy telling Kidd to come to L.A. for the American Idol finals and Randy saying he wasn’t at Mariah’s wedding - if you want more than that, you’ll have to check out the K-Pod

CHAT ROOM QUOTE OF THE DAY

Dianthe, you are beautiful, woman! and unique, and you do an awesome job, and I fear and respect you, Oh queen of the Chattospehere - Allegedlyme

I know I said that sucking up to me wouldn’t get you mentioned on the blog - but I guess I lied

MOST ANNOYING BIT ON TODAY’S SHOW

Anytime there is something that relates to technology, we risk Kidd’s A.D.D. going into overdrive - the web cam is on a delay - it’s a significant delay - and Kidd figured out that if he listened to the webcam live on air, he could hear himself on the delay and talk to himself - uh, yeah - shoot me now - this went on for about 3 or 4 minutes which doesn’t really seem like that long - until you’re listening to 2 conversations that are being played on top of each other - STOP IT!!!!!!

FUNNIEST COMMENT HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

If you listen to reggae, you are abusing drugs - Kellie during American Idol talk

BEHIND THE SCENES SAVE THAT

“I can’t believe anyone would break up with you Al - You’re a good rubber” - Kellie while all was rubbing her shoulders on the webcam

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie thinks even Jason Castro’s mom wouldn’t have voted for him after last night

J Si bought a membership to a tanning place because Kinsey said he was too white - and then he put the lips sticker on himself to see how dark he’s getting ***COUGH*GAY*COUGH***

Al wants to know where the squirrels go at night - it’s RANDOM man

Shanon has constant itching because of her sunburn

KKITM has moved into the 21^st century with this whole webcam thing - the problem is we only have one camera and that’s creating all kinds of problems - everyone wants to be on the webcam and listeners want to see their favorite show member on the webcam but you can only see one angle at a time and there’s no one available to just man the camera - we’d have more cameras but Kidd says it costs $300 a day per camera - so

Kidd decided to roll the dice to see who gets to be on the webcam - of course Kidd won - imagine that - anyway, Kidd proposed the “Please stop listening and watching to save the show money” campaign - I’m pretty sure that’s going nowhere fast!!

HIZZLE

Britney got more visitation

Lindsay Lohan is a fur thief

The Hills is coming back for a fourth season

Jay Z and Beyonce

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Freddy is a pretty good talent - and he writes music so he’s more than capable of doing things off the cuff - and we’ve had some other artists in studio that are pretty good at impromptu performances - so why would Kidd think this was something Al could do?  Did he have a memory lapse of all of Al’s previously failed Mack Attacks?  He must have - otherwise he never would have asked Al to freestyle??  Here’s a tip Al - talking about baking and using the word ‘flour’ does not make you gangsta!

Colbie Caillat was in studio and I think she has a new fan in the form of our very own Psycho Shanon - why else would Shanon refer to her as “sweet honey” in the teaser she wrote for Kidd?  Hmmm … Colbie sang “realize” and a medley of a few of her other songs - she has a gorgeous voice - not only was it crystal clear - it was crystal clear at the crack of dawn!

Things I learned About Colbie Caillat

” Killing Me Softly” by the Fugees is the song that most influenced her when she was a kid

She auditioned for American Idol in Pasadena with Bubbly but didn’t get past the first round of auditions

The story about her quitting and walking out of the tanning salon when she heard her song on the radio is not true

Colbie is a good sport - she played along when Kidd turned on the voice alternator that turns them into little kids - (remember what I said earlier about technology and Kidd’s A.D.D??) and she didn’t pop Al in the head when he asked her if her parents were rich

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - A photographer says he was manhandled by Chris Brown’s bodyguard

#4 - Ryan Seacrest in negotiations to take over for Larry King

#3 - Joel Madden hanging out with Lindsay Lohan

#2 - The Hills finale is on Monday and it’s coming back for another season

#1 - Superbad is leading the MTV Movie Award

American Idol talk - it was a basically a recap of last night and everyone picked someone different to get voted off tonight

Yesterday Kidd and Al got caught in a traffic jam that turned a 5 minute ride into an hour and 3 minute trip - for some unknown reason, Al was driving Kidd’s car and decided to take some back roads to get out of the traffic - they were stopped by a woman (who looked very well off and sophisticated according to Al) who was driving behind them - well, I guess Miss Sophistication was having a bad day because as soon as she got out of the car, she dropped an F bomb - nice.  I’m not sure what the point of this story was, but there you have it

Freddy wrote today’s song last night by iChat - I haven’t jumped into the wonderful world that is Apple - but I hear (mostly from Kidd) that it’s the greatest thing ever - and after hearing Freddy’s newest song - I may have to agree with Kid d - apparently iChat allowed Freddy to team up with writers and producers in Los Angeles to actually write and produce a song - they just sent everything back and forth with iChat - and the end result was pretty great - it’s a really catchy song  - and I’m not the only one who thought so - the Chat Room loved it too - Mystic said, “sounds really good”, Iorange55 said it’s “the best song he’s done” and Littlemiz said “it reminds me of the game of life”

Poor Freddy - I’m all for him having to work to get this album done but to have to earn his way on to the “tour” bus? Come on - it’s not like he’s getting his own tour bus - he’s basically just trying to hitch a ride with the show - but I guess my poor little opinion means nothing because tomorrow Freddy has to run all over town performing concerts at people’s houses - now having Freddy sing at your house is cool - but it sucks that he has to do it just to get on the bus - but maybe he’ll sing that new song!

FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT FROM THE CHAT ROOM

J Si calling Google

LEAST FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT FROM THE CHAT ROOM

Kellie singing la-la-la on Freddy’s song - people want to hear her actually sing - not la-la-la!!

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“He’s got the whole world in his hands” - Shanon response when Kidd said Jesus didn’t work for this show

BEHIND THE SCENES

Kellie fussed at J Si for having the webcam on him today instead of her - especially when she got an email from a listener who said to make J Si stop picking his nose while he was on the webcam!!

KELLIE RASBERRY “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME” MOMENT

The show was talking about second chances and how we’ve all been given one - Kellie said she wasn’t given a second chance when she got fired from the diet center for eating all the food - what if she had been given a second chance?  She might have never gone into radio and would have been the greatest diet center worker ever!!!

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE SHOW

It was a tie - Kellie’s “Screw second chances” or Al yelling, “i’d pay $1 to see you wash my car naked” - I can’t wait to hear that replayed during a celebrity interview!!

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie was feeling pretty good about herself until J Si laughed at her yesterday

J Si cut his nose hairs too short and now the inside of his nose itches with nose hair stubble

Al realized that 95% of the people in his Blackberry he met at bar, club or restaurant

Shanon heard the new NKOTB single and is choosing to believe that she is the only person in the world that has heard it!!

J Si’s open launched a discussion about the inappropriate places that hair grows - Kellie warned the guys that they need to worry about hair growing out of their ears and then and then proceeded to say how she knew a woman that had a full beard um, okay - SUBJECT CHANGER - Al asked what a cyclone was and Kidd gave him an answer he “found” on justmadethatup.com - and if you believe that …

The break ended with The People’s Court and The Case Of The Producer That Doesn’t Care Anymore -

Kellie had an Emma Kelly bit that was supposed to be Hooked on Phonics with Emma Kelly - Kellie gave Shanon the bit to have edited and according to Dino, Shanon just handed it over and said “here’s some Emma Kelly stuff” he says that when he asked Shanon what she wanted him me to do with it, Shanon replied “Cut it up !” Shanon was found guilty of not giving specific instructions about how the bit was supposed to be cut - but clearly she didn’t care - which I think is why she was found guilty - Shanon tried to bring Jesus into the mix but I think it was too late - she definitely should have called on God earlier!

HIZZLE

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged

Dina Lohan is named Mom of the Year -who decided that??   I don’t know but Tigernamedtony07 from the chat room said “Best supporting mom goes to Lynn Spears”- now there’s an idea for an award show!

Dennis Rodman has gone to rehab

Mr. Big will not die in the Sex & the City movie

Today is New Music Tuesday - and since Gavin DeGraw is a close personal friend of the show, we called him so we could talk to him about his new album - he was about to go on Regis and Kelly but made time for us - the call was going pretty good until Al moved into pathetic mode - I guess Al is needing a self esteem boost in his post Bartendica state because he guilted Gavin into saying Al is his best friend - it went something like this

::Al in his pathetic, whiny voice::  “Gavin - am I your BFF??”

::Gavin rolling his eyes and sighing heavily::  “Sure Al, whatever you say”

Ok, maybe it didn’t go exactly like that - but that’s the way I choose to remember it

Other albums out today - Clay Aiken, Bare Naked Ladies, Elvis Costello, Neil Diamond and Craig David

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 - Britney and K-Fed back to court - no change in custody agreement

#4 - Former LFO guy, Rich Cronin looking for love on match.com

#3 - Justin Timberlake sticking up for Miley Cyrus

#2 - Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds engaged

#1 - Maxim magazine is going to stir up drama with celebrity siblings

Who’s gonna win American Idol?  Kidd started reading off the Vegas odds and then everyone threw in their 2 cents - but since I’m not watching Idol, all I heard was Charlie Brown’s teacher saying “wah, wah, wah, wah, wah …” - it was pretty much a bunch of bickering over who would win - that is until J Si jumped in with his final word, the ever popular and mature “neener, neener, neener!!!” and that was the end of that!!

FREDDY UPDATE

Freddy’s new single, “Defying Gravity” went on sale today on kiddlive.com - it’s the first song ever sold on kiddlive.com and we’re expecting astronomical sales - I’m pretty sure 33 was the number I heard thrown out - but I’m pretty sure we got to 40 because soon after we announced the sale, you people crashed the site - I’ve been told that if you ordered the song and haven’t received it - not to worry - we will get it to you - I’m sure there’s some technical support email address floating around and if there are still problems tomorrow - I’ll track it down and post it here

Yesterday Kellie went to Freddys’ new apartment to record the backups for the song Stuck, the first song written by Freddy on the show - I thought Kellie was going to sing real backups but as it turned out, it was nothing but a bunch of la-la-las - forgive me Kellie because you know I think you’re greatness - but la-la-la - BO-RING - I wanted to hear Kellie belt it out like I know she can - but maybe I’m the only one who felt that way because praise was bestowed upon Kellie and then Shanon volunteered to do the snaps - I didn’t realize a snap could be so powerful - even Miss Mandi from the chat room noticed - she said it was “best snap i ever heard in my whole life” because “your fingers are like the sized of broomsticks” - Shanon has often said she has man hands  - maybe broomsticks are a better comparison

So word about Freddy seems to be spreading pretty quickly - so much so that he was invited to Mixfest in San Antonio this weekend to open for Maroon 5 - how freaking cool is that??  Of course Freddy was pumped and used the word ‘amazing’ about 16 times in 30 seconds to express his excitement - but Shanon was less than enthused - Shanon is a little OCD - so it makes sense that while everyone else is excited about Freddy’s appearance at Mixfest, Shanon is more concerned with his wild hair - she is really annoyed with it - if I was Freddy, I’d look out for “her and her little shannanigans” (thank you Chat Room S T E V E N) - I mean, I like Freddy and I want him to stick around for a while - but if he really wants to make it around here, somebody should give him the memo about not pissing off Shanon - we call her PSYCHO Shanon for a reason -he doesn’t seem to be doing a very good job of staying on her good side - first he was late this morning, which never goes over well with Shanon - second,  this whole “let’s make a record with Freddy” idea is creating a lot of extra work for Shanon and she doesn’t seem to be too happy about it - I think someone might have tipped him off because he attempted to charm her by using his sexy voice to try and woo her - too bad he didn’t get the other memo about Shanon …

In other Freddy news - it seems that one of Freddy’s songs was used in last night’s promo for The Bachelorette - apparently ABC is loving them some Freddy because they MySpace messaged him a few weeks ago to ask if they could use his song “Dance” for Dancing With The Stars (no, the gumshoe research department at ABC is not above using MySpace to track down artists!) and he said yes - I hope

If you have some time tonight, check out the homepage - you’ll be able to watch Freddy in action as he writes the song for tomorrows show

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CELEBRITY #3 - ATHLETE, MINDY, LIAR

ANSWERS

Beyonce

Jay Leno

Roger Clemens

If you missed it today, please go listen to it on the KPod because this was funny!!  It was even voted the best bit of the day by the chat room - you know how Google always changes their logo when it’s a holiday - well, J Si said they didn’t change it yesterday for Cinco de Mayo - and being the proud “I’m dating a blonde hottie” Mexican that he is (just kidding J Si - viva la raza!!!) - he decided to call Google and ask why - but instead of calling as himself, he played the part of Manuel - all I can tell you is that it involved the Google operator and the song La Bamba - anymore than that, you’ll have to check the KPod

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kidd says it’s “Astronomy Week” and that he’s a Leo.

J Si yells “I’m a Pisces”

Kellie in her dry, you’re a moron tone of voice says “that’s ASTROLOGY!!!”

FUNNIEST LINE FROM TODAY’S SHOW

You just don’t look pretty squatting – Kellie

FUNNIEST CONVERSATION FROM THE SHOW TODAY

The text message exchange between Kidd and Drunk J Si, who was at the Kenny Chesney concert

Kidd: J Si – where r u

J Si: I’m at Kenny Chesney

Kidd: Do you love him even more now

J Si: Who?

Kidd: Kenny?

J Si: Kenny who??

Seriously. J Si makes me laugh every day – only I don; think he does it on purpose!

THINGS KIDD COMPLAINED ABOUT TODAY

Kidd whined because the show went out and he couldn’t go

Kidd complained because the show drinks too much

Kidd complained because we’re the only radio show that has a doorbell (and a soundproof door that never gets used – unlike the doorbell!)

Kidd got impatient because the Show Night Out story was too long

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie’s growing her hair out

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, J Si has J Si’s Spanish word of the day

Al bought 9 dollar beers this weekend

Shanon has a tan from the tag on her bathing suit

Kidd went to dinner with Caroline and her boyfriend, I mean ‘friend’ – way to go Kidd – giving out info you know you’ve been banned from sharing

Is Cinco de Mayo just an excuse to drink margaritas?? J Si says that they don’t really celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico – and even though it was the first time the Mexican army defeated the French, it’s not really a national holiday or anything – the only thing that made this worth mentioning is that the whole exchange caused Kidd to go into his impersonation of a Frenchman – too bad he sounded like the candelabra from the movie Beauty and the Beast – bad impersonation, but really funny!

HIZZLE

Lindsay Lohan is going to be on Ugly Betty

Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower

Diddy wants to act

Miley Ray Cyrus performed at a Disney concert

Mystery Idol for a Trip to the American Idol finals aka The Contest With the Longest Title Ever

Former AI contestant Reynaldo aka I Want to be William Hung will give the clues and you figure out who the contestant is – call in when Kidd tells you to and guess the contestant – if you’re right, you could win a trip to the American Idol finals

Big Al’s Weekend Rap Up – was this a 3 day weekend? Because it was the LONGEST weekend rap up ever … it started off good, but somewhere during the song, Al lost his way – he said he didn’t know that it sucked until just then and then he felt bad because he did a poor job – that’s okay Al – everybody has a bad day now and then - besides, it led into Freddy’s first night out with the show - Friday night, someone on the show put together an impromptu “Show going out night” – I’m not sure who was actually in charge because everyone either wanted to take credit or pass it on to someone else – the end result was that everyone except Kidd went and Kidd whined because he wanted to go but couldn’t – there was a lot of random stuff that happened and it was about as clear as mud – so I’ll just give you the main points

Freddy went and spent the night arguing on the phone with his girlfriend who is hot and also a singer - he wanted to leave but was scared Shanon was going to punch him in the face – here’s what I took away from that – Freddy has a girlfriend … WHAT???

Kellie is still on her diet so in addition to being no fun (according to her) she had to be the designated driver

They went to an arcade bar that has old school video games that only cost a quarter to play

Al, J Si and Uncle Daddy played “Knock and Run” on the doors on the way back to their cars - yes, they’re 7 years old

The guys had a foot race (only Al uses the phrase ‘foot race’) in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant - J Si won – I’m sorry – I was corrected by J Si – J Si annihilated them and Al beat Uncle Daddy

Kidd complained because everyone on the show is a drunkard and thinks we should look into group rehab because we could probably get a group rate

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CELEBRITY #1 – TV PERSONALITY, JOURNEY, JUDGE

CELEBRITY #2 – SINGER, BLACKOUT, CROSSROADS

CELEBRITY #3 – ATHLETE, BASKETBALL, SUNS

ANSWERS

RANDY JACKSON

BRITNEY SPEARS

SHAQUILLE ONEAL

Freddy Writes the Songs

so since we’re basically creating this entire record on the air, Freddy needs to be able to write songs on air – so listeners are sending in their song ideas and Freddy has 3 minutes to write the song – we decided to let Freddy practice first and started by giving their ideas

Kellie suggested a song about Britney’s fall from grace and her rise from the ashes like the phoenix

J Si’s song was about how he nearly drowned in the bathtub while trying to be David Blaine

Al – How Come Women Give Me Their Phone Number But They Won’t Call Me Back

The best song was the one about J Si – it was pretty funny and not a bad song considering the topic!

Today’s song from a listener was about a guy who ran into his ex-girlfriend on the street – she was his high school sweetheart and the love of his life – they broke up when they went off to different colleges and lost touch – after seeing her, he’s decided he’s still in love with her – here are the words – and if you need music, the melody sounds kind of like that Kleenex commercial where everyone sits on the couch and talks – now you can sing along …

I’m stuck in a place

and I cannot erase the face

escape the ways of you today

I’m stuck with okay

purple clouds of rain

they flood my brain with thoughts of you

I think of you

I thought the premise of the song was a little cliché, but it turned out a decent song – so I guess I’ll go with that – but I would like to see something a little more original – iorange from the Chat Room had a great idea – “They should make a song about an EX you hate and have the chorus go ‘ever since you broke my heart and you kissed what we had bye-bye-bye all i want is for you to DIE DIE DIE’ but have the DIE DIE DIE be Kellie’s baby saying it” – now THAT’S an idea!!!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Avril Lavigne apologized for canceling her tour

#4 – Kate Hudson has a stalker

#3 – the Iron Man movie made a lot of money

#2 – Kanye West stormed off stage in Houston

#1 – Miley Cyrus performed at Disney concert over the weekend but not at the Red Carpet

This break was supposed to be about the iTunes Top 5 – and because of Leona Lewis we started talking about Jesse McCartney, who wrote Bleeding Love – Madonna’s name came up (thanks to the iTunes Top 5) and Al decided to make a joke about Madonna and the Verizon Network – trust me when I say it’s not worth repeating – the part that is worth mentioning is how no one except Al thought that what he said was funny – so Kidd spent the rest of the break randomly laughing at jokes that no one understood but him – it’s okay Al – sometimes I’m only funny inside my head too!!

FUNNIEST MOMENT ON THE SHOW

Chelsea Handler saying Adrian Grenier was gross after Kidd said Freddy looked like Adrain Grenier

MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT ON THE SHOW

The entire phoner with Chelsea Handler

LEAST FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

Chelsea Handler

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

I didn’t get my #2 – Kellie during the Showbiz Top 5

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie is organizing the KKITM night out on the town

J Si may have been spotted with a mysterious girl that is not Kinsey

Al thinks going to a concert alone isn’t too bad

Shanon is surrounded with stupid people taking all of her time

Kidd decided that Shanon was being a little too negative and made her sing Natasha Bedingfield’s “A Pocket Full of Sunshine” – I don’t know if it made her feel better – but it did me – I love it when Shanon sings!!

Today’s FLUSH THE FORMAT included …

Amy Winehouse

Respect – Aretha Franklin

Next - Too Close

Girlfriend – Justin Timberlake

Bring it All to Me – Blaque w/ JC Chasez

No Diggity – Blackstreet

Shake It Fast – Mystikal

Lollipop – Lil Wayne

In Da Club – 50 Cent

Pocket Full of Sunshine – Natasha Bedingfield

Beyonce

Defying Gravity - Freddy

HIZZLE

Snoop losing his street cred by working with Lindsay Lohan

Miley Cyrus pulling out of Disney appearance

Is Beyonce pregnant?

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married

Have you ever noticed that there is almost always something wrong with Kidd – remember the boil on his face that he said he got from Shanon and had to get all those shots in his face - and that thing in his foot that caused him to be on crutches - and when he went to that wedding, Kellie and Al left him and he had to hobble back to his car in the mud – then there was that whole stabbing himself in the throat with the orange juice straw – there’s always something with him - so why would he purposely allow someone to inflict physical pain on him?? Kidd went to a business meeting with his friend Blake who is starting an energy drink – Blake’s friend has this marshmallow shooting crossbow (don’t ask!!) and wanted to shoot marshmallows at Kidd – apparently a marshamallow can be extremely painful when being shot at you at a very high rate of speed – especially if it hits you in the eye – Kidd now has a bruised eyelid and I guess he didn’t want to be the only one with a marshmallow injury – because he talked 7 year old J Si into letting Kidd shoot marshmallows into his mouth – so J SI heads into the hall and lets Kidd take aim – check out the video on the homepage to see the end result

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITIES #1 – TALK SHOW HOST, BIILIONAIRE, HARPO

CELEBRITY #2 – SINGER, OBESE, IDOL

CELEBRITY #3 – SINGER, DIVA, CANNON

ANSWERS

OPRAH

RUBEN STUDDARD

MARIAH CAREY

Freddy Update – Freddy has moved into his place at Canal Side Lofts and wants to record the album in his apartment – I’m not sure how he would make that happen, but he has a ton of recording equipment and he and Kidd seem to think that with some egg crates, they can make it happen – I won’t be the Bit Killer, but can you really make a record from your house?? Stay tuned to find out …

Mother’s Day Giveaway – we gave Lacey a $500 gift card to JC Penney because of her story about her husband in Iraq – we received a ton of letters but Lacey’s was different because she’s actually been there – her husband is in military intelligence and in addition to him being gone – she can’t talk to him and she doesn’t know when he’s coming home – they have a 2 year old daughter and she said he’s only seen their daughter a total of 6 months – unreal – having a newborn baby myself, I just can’t imagine – the other cool thing about this story is that Lacey is using the gift card for her mom – her mom has cancer and has lost so much weight that she has nothing that fits – so Lacey is going to make sure her mom has a whole new wardrobe – how sweet is that??

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Barbara Walters had an affair with black, married senator

#4 – Hillary and Hayley Duff are not going to be roommates anymore

#3 – Beyonce is pregnant

#2 – Miley Cyrus not appearing at Disney party

#1 – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married

The A.D.D. break of the day

If you have a song idea, send it to helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com and he might write you a song for Mother’s Day

Kidd decided to write a song during the show – it was a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and that episode of Friends where they flashback to Ross playing the keyboard

Al went to the Kanye West concert alone (singing ::All By Myself: – he said that he really just went to see Rihanna (who he has met in person before) but I think that was just an excuse to cover up the fact that he left the concert 20 minutes into Kanye’s performance – talk about Slow Motion Lame – something about I have to get up at 4 – blah-blah-blah – late for the middle of the week – blah-blah-blah – dude, i’m pretty much functioning on 2-3 hours of sleep EVERY night – Al could get by for one evening to see Kanye West!!

I wasn’t a fan of Chelsea Handler’s before she came on our show and I’m even less so now that we’ve actually talked to her – saw her on The View and found her to be annoying and I was right - first I prepped her before she came on and asked her to “keep it clean” because we’re a family show – her response? “uh, yeah” said with the same inflection of your smart aleck 14 year old daughter – I could just feel her rolling her eyes through the phone – if you’re truly interested, you can probably catch it on the K-Pod – but basically she called Kidd a gay cowboy, promoted her book which I’m now not going to mention and got pissy with Kidd which caused him to get pissy back – yeah, I really don’t like her

J Si makes me laugh because he honestly believes that he can do anything –he thinks he’s the best at everything – and I’m amazed by this – I mean, I’m a person that has a ton of self esteem – and about 95% of the time, I think I’m pretty freaking great - but you cannot tell J Si that he can’t do something – so Wednesday, J Si decided to watch Oprah so that he could see David Blaine break that ‘holding your breath underwater’ record – well somewhere during that show, J Si decided that he could hold his breath underwater too – never mind the fact that David Blaine has been training for this – J Si just decided he could do it – so he goes into the bathroom and fills the tub with cold water, puts on his under wear (because as he said “you know what cold water does to guys” – and gets in the tub – the problem is, J Si forgot that he had a cold – and while he was holding his head under water, his body involuntary coughed – which cause J Si to intake a huge gulp of air/water and sent him into a choking fit – now imagine J Si flailing in the tub and knocking down the shower curtain – so J Si’s 5 seconds from choking to death and Kinsey comes in to save him, right? She looks at him and says, “why are you in your underwear?” do I really need to say anything else?

Happy Birthday Mrs. Mack!!!

FUNNIEST THING SAID ON TODAY’S SHOW

“What’s more fun than a white boy with an afro?” - J Si referring to Freddy’s hair

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“Tivo people need to suck it up” – Kellie saying too bad to people who “haven’t watched (insert Tivo’d show here) yet

MOST INTELLIGENT THING SAID BY J SI

There was a conversation about whether or not you’re still a step-mom if you divorce the father of your step-kids – Kidd asked the listeners watching the show to vote and then got mad when they weren’t voting – when Kidd asked why no one was voting – J Si said, “maybe they’re not registered” – good one J Si – WAY better than Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

KELLIE RASBERRY “ALL ABOUT ME” MOMENT

Kidd gave out the helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com email in case someone has a hook up on furniture for Freddy’s apartment – Kellie said she needs a new couch and if anyone has a couch for her, they can email her at helpkelliegetacouch@helpkelliegetacouch.com

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie says that despite anything you’ve read about the show, the rumors are not true

Big Al wondered if he should go see Kanye West with someone who doesn’t know who Kanye West is

J Si almost drowned yesterday and it was his fault

Shanon is gearing up for a huge weekend with J Si and Kinsey

Kidd is hoping Al’s Kenny Chesney obsession is over

I had no idea that this would turn into the A.D.D. Break of the Day – random things heard during this break:

Kenny Chesney is 5’6”

Kidd thinks that Al and J Si are both really dumb blondes

Kellie thinks Tivo people need to suck it up

With all due respect = you’re an idiot

It’s Save The Rhino Day

It’s National Honesty Day – except I think it was actually yesterday

It’s School Principal Day

Hizzle –

Ashlee Simpson is getting another reality show

J Lo’s reality show is really a commercial for her new perfume

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl

Richie Sambora is the new Rock of Love guy

My husband (Kelley) is going to be so sad – he loves Natasha Bedingfield and we get to talk to her all the time – she has such a great voice and she is so nice – and because she’s now a friend of the show, it’s not awkward when the show pressures her into picking a favorite person on the show – and poor Al – he was dissed by Natasha multiple times during the interview – she mocked him when talking about him staring into her eyes during her performance in the Bahamas, she made fun of him when he stuttered “you still dating that g-g-g-dude?” and then totally blew him off when he asked her for her number – plus she picked her Kidd as her favorite just because he can play the piano

Should He Stay or Should He Go?? Before we get to the actual voting results – what does the show think – well, you would think that everyone would vote yes – and everyone did – except Shanon - but because Shanon likes to walk to the beat of her own drum (no, that is not ‘code’ for something else!) and because she knows that the Freddy thing will create a ton of more work for her, she voted no – and even though Kellie had already voted yes, she was tempted to change her vote to ‘no’ due to Shanon – Kellie is the super delegate of the show – she was on the fence, but since her vote wouldn’t change the outcome, it wasn’t a big deal – so on the show, Freddy won out 4-1

And finally, after almost 2 weeks of Freddy and 2 days of voting – the verdict is in … FREDDY STAYS!!!

94% of the listeners voted for Freddy to stay – and even though Freddy is staying, he pretty much has nothing – we’ve had a few listeners offer Freddy a place to stay but that’s weird – I mean, Freddy’s a nice guy and all – but are you really going to let some stranger come stay at your house?? Anyway, the nice people over at the Canal Side Lofts heard about Freddy sleeping on people’s couches and offered him a free apartment – now, I lived in their sister property (The Grand Treviso) after winning the Kidd’s Krib contest – so I can tell you firsthand that those properties ROCK!!! Especially when you’re living there for F-R-E-E-!! anyway, even though he’s got a place to live, he doesn’t have anything to put in it, so if you can help Freddy – shoot us an email at helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com – actually, if you can help Freddy with anything – we want to hear from you – like if you own a record company and want to record his album for us for free – or if you’re a graphic artist and you’d like to design Freddy’s album cover for free – or if you own a t-shirt company and want to print us some t-shirts for free – or if you own a clothing store and want to donate his rockstar wardrobe – or if you’re a musician and you don’t mind working for free – well, you get the picture …

I know we’ve been teasing it all week – cause that’s what we do here at KKITM – but we finally announced last week’s winner of the chat room contest – it’s Maximus12105 – he’s a pretty consistent chatter and he was one of the first ones to join the room when we opened it last week – his IRL name is Brett and he goes to Virginia Tech – so I’m sure he appreciated the $100 – cause tuition is not cheap!!

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – ACTOR, MAVERICK, NICOLE

CELEBRITIES #2 – TALK SHOW HOST, TRUE COLORS, THE VIEW

CELEBRITY #3 – SINGER, BALD, IT’S NOT OVER

ANSWERS

TOM CRUISE

ROSIE ODONNELL

CHRIS DAUGHTRY

Aw – I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy - one of my favorite Blast From The Past Bits is the Big Al Mack Attack – I love it because you never know what you’re going to get and like Emmie2443 said, “it doesn’t matter if it’s a success or failure, it’s always funny” – so I asked the Chat Room their predictions before the bit and this is what I got

From Specialist Kelly – a comedic flop, from Iorange55 – it will be so stupid its funny and from Abbeym32 – I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt but there is always the possibility of failure and with al it’s high – am I sensing a common thread???

And so begins the Adventures of Iron Man - Iron Man arrived at a national chain burger place along with his trusty sidekick Iron Board Boy – I’m not sure what Iron Board Boy’s purpose was – but I don’t know what Robin did for Batman either! Anyway, Iron Man, Holder of the Iron, Spinner of the Steam arrived on the scene to save the world from wrinkles one shirt at a time and the hilarity ensued – there are no words – all I can tell you is a Spanish speaking man named Eduardo, an extremely hot iron, a $70 shirt and Kidd screaming Aaaaaaalllllllllllllll – did I mention that I think J Si saved the bit by translating? To get the full effect, you’ll have to listen to it on the KPod – but it was a pretty good one – I think Allegedly me said it best “hilarious but litigious – expect to be hearing from Eduardo’s lawyer later today” – I hope Al has more than $100

Showbiz Top 5

#5 – A second nanny coming out against Rob Lowe’s wife

#4 – Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl

#3 – Jessica Simpson thanking Tony Romo for reigniting her career

#2 – Mariah and Nick Cannon confirms engagement – gave Selita the same ring

#1 – Bobbi Christina Brown tried to stab Whitney Houston and kill herself

Sometime’s Al just doesn’t know when to say when– he sets himself up for this stuff – since Al is now Bartendica-less, he wasn’t able to find anyone to go see Kanye West with him – so he asked Redneck Steve – the only problem is that Redneck Steve doesn’t know who Kanye is – um, does he live under a rock?? Anyway, Al wanted to know if it was weird for 2 guys to go to a concert together – um, only if one of them is wearing a sequined shirt that says “Gold” and the other is wearing one that says “Digger” – and if they’re opening a bar in Mexico called “2 Gay Guys In A Bucket” – be SURE to listen tomorrow – there HAS to be a story that goes along with this outing!!

We finished the show with a poem sent in from a mom for the Mother’s day contest – we’re giving a $500 JC Penney Gift Card to a mom whose husband is in Iraq – I can’t imagine – half the time, I’m counting the minutes until Kelley gets home from work – I can‘t imagine having to count months – or worse, not even knowing when he would be coming home – we’ll be taking entries the rest of the day, so check out the home page for more info – we’ll announce the winner tomorrow – and just so you know, I’m issuing the Mascara Alert now