Kidd Kraddick Remix

FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

The recap of the original Lil Jon Deere – the fact that Kellie is a better rapper than AL should have been his first clue!

LEAST FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

Economic talk – snooze.

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“Isn’t that show pretty much about guys being jacked in the jewels” – Kidd Kraddick in reference to America’s Funniest Home Videos

MY NEW FAVORITE DROP

“What are we gonna do about Miley Cyrus?” – Regis Philbin

FUNNIEST CONVERSATION FROM THE CHAT ROOM

CREWLGIRL: Al needs a woman who wants the same things as him, not more

PRONSONET: Al doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants Steve

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you wake up an hour and 45 minutes late …

Today is Caroline’s 18^th birthday – which makes Kidd about 25 – yeah, he had it like that – lol – anyway, Kidd is feeling a little nostalgic so expect a lot of Bath Time With Caroline – and if you hear a loud KABOOM, don’t be alarmed – it’s just the sound of my head slamming against the desk after Kidd plays Butterfly Kisses for the gazillionth time

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie did something that no one else did last night

Kenny Chesney – likes to read

J Si was mistaken for Freddy at the concert last night

Shanon – NKOTB is not coming in concert anywhere near Shanon

The morning started before the show even started with Al breaking the ADD light. Shanon pointed it out to Kidd when the show started and Al decided to climb up on the desk to fix the light – seriously?? Al is not a small man – I mean, he’s not fat – but he’s pretty big – 6’2 1/2” – probably about 225 – I’m thinking standing on the desk that is attached to all the electrical equipment for the show would not be a good idea – but y’all know Al – this led into a discussion about needing a video camera for such moments – then J Si said we could submit it to America’s Funniest Home Video – of course Kidd the Conspiracy Theorist had to point out that the whole show is completely contrived – thanks BitKiller!

Hizzle

The Vanity Fair website crashed because of Miley Cyrus

Is Mariah Carey engaged to Nick Cannon?

Spencer Pratt prays

Gary Dourdan is arrested

Love Letters to Kellie – the highlights were the woman whose son is of the Fake Self Esteem generation and thinks that he’s got the body of an Adonis, is hotter than George Clooney and is the next Einstein – instead, he is (according to the mom) fat, ugly and stupid!! The other funny thing was the woman who was concerned because her man said his ex-girlfriend’s name in his sleep – Kellie said that it’s no big deal and as an example, referred to the time that Al called out Don Cheadle’s name in his sleep- okay, I may have made that part up – but it could be true – because Al did tell us that he had a dream about making out with Don Cheadle – so calling out Don’s name in his sleep isn’t much of a stretch, right?

Last night was the big Freddy concert in Dallas – there was a pretty good turnout and in true Freddy fashion, he stayed late and signed autographs for every girl there – I hope he doesn’t lose that when he becomes a big time rock star!! The only thing that was better than Freddy’s performance was Big Al’s extremely long intro – I think Al is just sad that Freddy has come along – because now Freddy is stealing the spotlight away from Lil John Deere

I can’t believe I waited 24 hours for this – at the end of yesterday’s show , we were left with a Major Market Teaser – J Si had plotted revenge against Kinsey because she didn’t come home from work one night and didn’t call J Si to tell him where she was – you would think that J Si would have let it go, but noooooo – because he’s 12, J Si thought that “showing her what it feels like” would be better than talking about it and resolving the situation like a grown-up – so J Si turned into Manferno and went out with his friends and when Kinsey called and texted him (because she was supposed to meet up with them), J Si let his stupid friends punk him into ignoring her – I can just hear the conversation now – “man, I wouldn’t put up with that crap”, “J Si, you need to show her”, “dude, you should show her what it feels like p she won’t do that crap again” – everyone told J Si he was stupid, but he defended himself by saying that he and Kinsey know what buttons to push with each other and that she apologized and it’s all better now – whatever, if I was Kinsey – I’d have a punch in the face ready for J Si when he gets home today

Revenge works

Al turned to beans after his first breakup with Bartendica – after the second (and final?) break up, his new obsession is Kenny Chesney – and in honor of his new obsession, Al graced us with a visit from Lil Jon Deere – there really isn’t much I can say about “Chesney Boy” – there just isn’t – I recommend you check out the KPod and judge for yourself – but here’s what the chat Room had to say about the bit BEFORE we played it …

Kellifromkeller: Failure, aren’t they always?

monica972: Failure

lisa: Failure

Kimberly21_22: omg I’m laughing too hard

TigerNamedtony07: Bit killer!!!

castro: oh noooo

abbeym32: I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt but it’s Al – ha ha ha–failure

Showbiz Top 5

#5 – Gary Dourdan was arrested with drugs in Palm Springs

#4 – Christian de la Fuente needs surgery to repair his arm

#3 – Mariah Carey has an engagement ring from Nick Cannon

#2 – Benji Madden wrote a song for Paris Hilton

#1 - Paula Abdul’s slip up on American Idol

Idol Talk – you’d think that the contestants would be the most exciting part of American Idol – but thanks to Paula Abdul, that’s not the case – I know a ton of people are still watching Idol, but what does it say about the show when the highlight is Paula Abdul referring to Jason Castro’s two performances when he only had one?? When are the Idol powers that be going to get rid of her?? Like TigerNamedtony07 said, “and the pill popper award goes tooo….”

Yet another brilliant idea from Kidd Kraddick – if we end up doing this whole Freddy thing, Kidd thinks we should have Frequent Freddy Points – the idea is that you get points for helping promote Freddy – you can redeem your points for cool prizes – from small stuff like a Freddy t-shirt to big stuff like flying to a Freddy concert – see, here’s the thing – Kidd is awesome at coming up with ideas – the execution of his ideas, not really his strong suit – just who does he think is going to keep track of the points of all of our 47 listeners?? Shanon?? But then again, Kidd may be on to something – Big Al calling you on the phone to tell you how he got started in the limo business? Who wouldn’t want to win that??

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – ACTRESS, KID STAR, ET

CELEBRITY #2 – SINGER, ACHY, MILEY

CELEBRITY #3 – SINGER, INVISIBLE, IDOL

ANSWERS

DREW BARRYMORE

BILLY RAY CYRUS

CLAY AIKEN

Economic stimulus checks are supposed to come out this week – Kidd says that this is just creating more debt for people – and I know the responsible thing would be to pay bills – but I think I’d much rather have a video camera so that I can post videos of Sydney Jane! Yep, that’s what I took away from the economic segment of the show – “I need a video camera!” sometimes Kidd is way too smart for this show!

FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

Kidd trying to pronounce the Plastic Payoff winner’s name

LEAST FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

Leaving us hanging for the rest of the J Si/Kinsey story

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie saying that she and mama “worshipped at Walmart – the Super-Walmart” instead of going to church

And Kidd saying “I got my pot” – he was talking about pots and pans – but you wouldn’t know that if it was taken out of context – oh, where is Troy when you need him??

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie is now guest free

Al went to bed at 2:10am and woke up at 4am (big deal – I do that almost every night!)

JSi is not going to buy Grand Theft Auto

Shanon is having a bad OCD day – there’s a light in the studio that is sending Shanon into a tailspin – I’m not sure if it’s related, but Shanon cried at the Plastic Payoff name this morning – stay tuned for this one – if it all comes together, it will be comedy genius – and all due to Shanon

I love Wal-Mart – I really do – I love to go in the middle of the night while they are stocking the store so that i can dig through the boxes – so I can relate to Kidd’s story about going to Walmart in the middle of the night – what I can’t relate to is having a total OCD moment and getting out of bed in the middle of the night to go to Walmart to buy a sauce pan – I think iorange55 said it best, “Most people probably get up real quick at 12am and go to wal-mart for condoms, kidd goes for a pan… “

Poor Al (I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot lately) – In the weekend Rap Up, we learned that Al sat in the bar at Primo’s for 10 hours – If that isn’t SLOW MOTION LAAAAAAME, I don’t know what is! Erbelady suggested we need to start a “get Bartendica back” campaign – I think she’s right – he’s having a hard time with his break up with Bartendica – the last time they broke up, Al turned to beans to distract him – this time, Kidd suggested Al turn to Kenny Chesney to distract him – first beans, now Kenny Chesney – why?? Anyway, Al was supposed to come up with a new Kenny Chesney fact every hour – that lasted about 10 minutes

1^st Kenny Chesney Fact of the Day – Kenneth Arnold Chesney is an Aries

2^nd Kenny Chesney Fact of the Day – Kenneth Arnold Chesney’s favorite food is fried potatoes with peanut butter

And then nothing … we should’ve stuck with Kellie thanking herself for something every hour – I think it had more comedic value and she would’ve remembered to actually do it

We would’ve done the Hizzle but we never got past the Miley Cyrus issue – for those of you that care, here’s the Hizzle –

Ryan Seacrest could be out on America Idol

Britney acting up again

Is Posh Spice pregnant?

Is Mariah Carey engaged?

for everyone else, Miley Cyrus – in case you live under a rock, Miley Cyrus has been catching some flak for some MySpace hooch pictures of herself showing off her bra and being hugged up with her boyfriend that were leaked to the internet – then some brain surgeon in her camp decided it would be a good idea for Miley to do a layout in Vanity Fair – this may be a stupid question but are tweens (Miley’s demo) reading a lot of Vanity Fair? Because why else would she be posing for them? Anyway, Kidd thinks Miley should lose her job – as well as Vanessa Hudgeons and Jamie L:ynn Spears – after all, they are all stars that appeal to kids – it seemed like the responses were pretty split down the middle with the younger crowd (including J Si) not thinking it was near as big a deal as the older crowd – personally, I don’t think you can hold a 15 year old responsible for making these types of decisions – at 15, you’ll make stupid mistakes and that’s why you have parents – to guide you and help you make informed decisions – I think Miley’s parents failed her – as well as her people and the staff of Vanity Fair – I mean , is it really a good idea to put a picture of a half naked (real or not) 15 year old out there for every pervy perv in the world to see – ew. Artistic or not – someone dropped the ball!

So the “Should the show help Freddy make a record?” poll started today – the listeners can go to the website and vote and tonight Freddy is putting on a concert next door to the studio at the Texas Bar & Grill – he’s pretty much turning this into a campaign to try and get people to vote for him – he even gave a speech – but it was impromptu and Freddy was completely unprepared – his best line? “Ask not what you can do for yourselves, ask what you can do for me” – um, okay – no offense Freddy, but I don’t think that’s gonna cut it! I think the consensus is that people are voting yes – except Kellie – I think she’s only voting yes so she can get “credit” – “because it’s all about meeeee” – hey, you gotta love her for keeping it real! And I think Shanon’s only voting yes because she wants to go on tour with Freddy and be a back up dancer – see, it’s not just Kellie – we’re all like that! the voting ends on Thursday morning and we won’t even know what the results are until then – Kidd equated it to American Idol – you can vote as many times as you want but you won’t know the results until the end – except if you vote 100 times the system makes you enter a verification code –“99 votes but the 100^th ain’t one” – thanks Jay Z, I mean Kidd

American Idol Talk – blah, blah, blah – I HATE American Idol – I realize I’m in the minority, but the whole concept just beats me down – fortunately, it was short and sweet – the show’s consensus is that David Cook should and will win – done and done!

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – TALK SHOW HOST, GET REAL, ROBIN

CELEBRITY #2 – POLITICIAN, SENATOR, ILLINOIS

CELEBRITY #3 – SINGER, RIHANNA, NO AIR

ANSWERS

DR PHIL

BARACK OBAMA

CHRIS BROWN

The thing I’ve been waiting for all morning – PLASTIC PAYOFF!!! Normally I don’t care because I know Kidd won’t be calling out my name – but this morning when Shanon showed me the winner’s name, I almost fell on the floor –

Mladen Dobrosavljevic – There is no possible way Kidd will ever be able to pronounce it – and just to make sure, Shanon didn’t give Kidd the name until it was time for him to actually call it out – you should have seen the look on his face! Okay, so maybe this was only hilarious to Shanon and me – but if you were listening, you had to laugh because Kidd attempted to pronounce the name at least 10 times – and he must’ve done a pretty good job because Mladen called in!! as it turns out that Mladen is a Serb from Yugoslavia – know who else is a Serb – Sergio? Boy, any excuse for this show to play a little “Don’t Drink and Drive”

The new Madonna album comes out today and even though Kidd seems to think it’s great, the consensus from the Chat Room is an overwhelming “no, thank you” – most everyone loves “4 Minutes” – but other than that, we’re not interested – take our opinions for what it’s worth but I’m glad I can go to iTunes and just download one song!!

Showbiz Top 5

5 – Christian de la Fuente hurt his arm last night on DWTS

4 – Britney is back on How I met Your Mother

3 – Gary Coleman is going to Divorce Court, the tv show

2 – Is Victoria Beckham pregnant??

1 – Annie Liebowitz is defending the pics she took of Miley

A lot of people have been asking me what’s up with Kellie and Uncle Daddy – I guess people have been asking Kidd too because he asked Kellie to rate her happiness with their relationship – just call Kellie Miss Noncommittal – she’s still sticking to that “we’re dating but not boyfriend/girlfriend” story – if it was anyone else, I’d say get over it and just admit you’re boyfriend/girlfriend – but since it’s Kellie, and in my eyes she can do no wrong – I’ll support whatever she says – I don’t care if it’s not fair or you don’t like it – in the words of Paula Abdul “you know what – it is what it is!!!”

I think J Si has been taking lessons from Freddy – what’s with the long winded story?? Here’s the brief version – Kinsey works 4 hours away – she was going to be home late so instead of driving 4 hours home in the middle of the night, she and her friend crashed at a male friend’s house and he paid for them to fly home the next day – problem is, Kinsey’s phone died and she couldn’t call

Insert phone call from “Kinsey” here - “Kinsey’s” excuse … she was abducted by aliens that stole her phone
anyway, the next night, J Si decided to teach Kinsey a lesson – please tell me that you can see how this is about to go horribly wrong- oh J Si – you make my head hurt – anyway, we ran out of town and will have to continue the story tomorrow – for the record, I hate the Major Market Teaser – anyway, this was the worst part of the show – not the story itself – but the fact that we have to wait until tomorrow to hear the rest of it – boo.

FAVORITE SHOW MOMENT

Shanon singing “Sexy Can I” for Ray J

5 MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

5. Kidd playing Butterfly Kisses for Finger Eleven – just kill me now

4. Al whining about being dumped by Bartendica … in front of Finger Eleven

3. J-Si’s drug references while talking about a high school prom

2. It was mutual Man Love – Martin from Boys Like Girls

1. Al admitting his first true love was Andi … not his wife

Kidd started off with the Monday Blahs and Kellie started off with Monday’s are great – OMG – it’s Bizarro World!! I was worried about the world coming to an end, but Kidd sufficiently beat Kellie down about being too positive – and the natural order of the world was restored

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie – Kellie’s parents are staying another day

Al – Being single sucks

J-Si – A girl pinched J-Si’s butt at prom and he feels violated

Shanon – Giving J-Si the worst boyfriend in the world award

Hizzle

Kidd – Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating

JSi – Paris and Benji involved in a hit and run with the paparazzi

Kellie – Miley Cyrus’ pictures are real and she’s sorry

Al – The next Oscar winning movie … Soul Train, The Movie – I think Tiger333 said it best “A Soul Train movie? Oh, God no!”

We’re on in Vegas – you know what that means – ROAD TRIP!!!!!

Martin from Boys Like Girls called in because Kidd was at the show (Kidd took Freddy to the Avril Lavigne/Boys Like Girls concert) – was I the only one ooged out when Martin said he shared a moment with Kidd after spotting him in the crowd – he described it as Mutual Man Love – um TMI, Martin – T-M-I!!!!

So J-Si went to New Orleans to this weekend to take cute, hard-working, overachieving Erika to prom – according to J-Si they had a pretty good time – even if he was interrogated by her family and was sexually harassed by fast high school girls – as J-Si was dancing with Erika, he was being freak danced by one girl and someone grabbed his butt – ewwww. I think of J-Si like a brother, so the fact that some little girl is grabbing his skinny boo-tay – well, that’s just weird! So we’re trying to get some prom details and then SCREEEEECH – what’s that I hear?? The show coming to a complete halt?? I hate to be all nitpicky (well, not really), but nothing is worse than a bad caller – and since i spent 5 years putting callers on the show, I should know – poor Erika – I know that she’s a really nice girl and it’s nothing personal – and I understand that it can be nerve-racking being on the radio – but when we give you an awesome hook up for the prom and send J-Si to go with you, I’m gonna need you to give us more than one word answers!! Example – J-Si tells her she’s on the phone with her favorite band (Martin from Boys Like Girls) and the only thing she can say is “awesome”!! – just shoot me now! I’m still glad that she had a great prom though because she totally deserves it – I just wish she could have been a little more demonstrative!

I can honestly say that I’ve never heard Kellie’s voice as high as it was today when Ray J got here – I knew she liked his song, but I was not prepared for that!!! I was looking forward to having Ray J in studio – not because I’m a huge Ray J fan (though I do like his music), but mostly because I wanted to see Kellie hump his leg – but since he didn’t sing, I didn’t get to see that – there were a couple of entertaining things that came from this break, but few of them had to do with Ray J - there was some other entertaining content, but it came from the show, not from Ray J – like Kidd throwing J-Si under the bus because he’s not into Lil Wayne – or when Kidd tried to get Ray J to talk about dating Whitney Houston or running into Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at Gucci – for those of you that don’t know – Reggie Bush is dating Kim Kardashian who used to date Ray-J – then there was Kellie asking Ray J why someone didn’t write a song about flat bottomed girls – and then the pinnacle of the interview – Shanon singing – it’s the price an artist pays if they don’t perform on our show – we sing their song for them – enter Psycho Shanon – Shanon was holding it down – singing all the words like she wrote the song!! Ray J even tried to get into it a little bit by throwing out some beatbox – and I think he was diggin’ on Shanon – too bad he didn’t know Shanon lives on the other sided of the street – the show tried to tell him – I just don’t think he believed them! And outside of Ray J announcing the name of his album and when it was dropping (4 different times), he didn’t being a lot to the show!

I like Freddy, but he tends to be a little long winded – as it turns out, Freddy didn’t go back to Philly – he came up with a brilliant idea that took him 15 minutes to announce – after reading a super nice email thanking the show and the listeners for helping get the word out about his music – Freddy announced that he got an offer from a major record label – but since he got screwed so badly the last time, he’d like to do things a little differently this time around – he wants to self record and work with Kidd, the show and the listeners to make the record – I’m thinking it would be a “Making the Band” kind of thing – we’d get to follow Freddy through the writing and recording process and get a behind the scenes look at how it all comes together – Freddy has already gotten the support of his parents and has arranged to finish the semester by email – so now all he has to do is convince Kidd – and Kellie … (insert Bit Killer drop here) – to be continued

Finger Eleven came in to perform “Paralyze” and “I’ll Keep Your Memory Vague” – I’m not sure what it was about their music but all I know is that one minute we’re listening to an interview with a rock group – and the next, Kidd is playing “Butterfly Kisses” and Al is crying about being dumped by Bartendica – can everyone leave their man card at the door please? I thought I could depend on J-Si for a little testosterone, but since KKITM could also be known as the Metro Man Show, I was out of luck – oh well, the performances were great and even though my boys are Metro Men, I love them anyway!

Need an example of when time out is NOT effective and you just need to hand out a good beat down? Kidd read a story about a 7 year old that stole his grandmother’s Dodge Durango and drove through the town knocking over mailboxes and running into stuff – he only stopped because one of the wheels broke off – then when they interviewed him, he showed no remorse – he had some story about his friend being in the car with him – really? Where’s your friend – cause he’s about to get the black beat off of him, just like you!

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – ACTOR, AFFLECK, BORNE

CELEBRITY #2 – POSH, BECKHAM

CELEBRITY #3 – POLITICIAN, DEMOCRAT, BILL

ANSWERS

Matt Damon

Victoria Beckham

Hillary Clinton

Coming up tomorrow – all the stuff we didn’t get to today!

FUNNIEST THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie offering to hump Ray J’s leg

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Big Al singing “Since you’ve been naked” a la Kelly Clarkson

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie is celebrating her mom’s birthday all day long

Al spent 3 hours writing a letter to Bartendica and she called and broke up with him before he could send it

JSi – yesterday Andrew stole Al’s lunch date, today Andrew steals JC’s haircut and parking spot

Shanon stood up in front of 500 people and realized she is not funny

FLUSH THE FORMAT!! My favorite part of Fridays – back when I was just a listener – Flush the Format would be the one thing that would get me out of bed and into the shower – when I was on the phones, people would always call and ask what songs we played – I’ll admit, I’m terrible at music trivia – I never know the names of songs or who sings them – so I’ll try to list what songs we played, but I can’t promise I’ll get them all! today’s songs …

Family Affair – Mary J Blige

Peaches n Cream – 112

Shake It – Metro Station

Somebody Told Me – The Killers

Yeah – Usher

Mash Up – Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard/50 Cent –

Mash Up – Missy Elliott and Cameo/Word Up

4 minutes – Madonna

Labels or Love – the new Sex & The City song by Fergie

Something About Her – Freddy

Freddy is on his way to the studio and he sounds completely comatose – poor thing – he performed for 1000 people last night in Baton Rouge and then drove all night to get to Dallas – I’m sitting in the phone screener room and they’re about 30 minutes away – Phone Screener Karen told Freddy she’d have some hot tea ready for him – I think she was flirting … Kidd instituted a new rule on the show – actually it’s a rule just for Freddy – Freddy uses the word ‘amazing’ a lot – I mean, a LOT – so every time Freddy uses the word ‘amazing’, Kidd is going to play a line from a song that says “all I can say is amazing”

Hizzle Time!! David Beckham’s legs are insured for $70 million so he’s not allowed to ride horses or motorcycles and he’s not allowed to go skiing – blah-blah0blah – then Al busted out with “I think we have David Beckham on the phone right now” I don’t know why, but that never gets old to me – Kidd’s impression of David Beckham – not too bad!! other Hizzle stories – Wesley Snipes is going to jail for tax evasion, the paparazzi is boycotting Mariah Carey, Ashley Simpson may or may not be pregnant (and really, who freaking cares!!) and Good Charlotte is tired of Paris Hilton – now here’s what was funny about the Hizzle – everyone knows that Kidd has a couple of celebrity friends – the Simpson family, Joel and Benji Madden, Richie Sambora, etc – and because he has these friends, he doesn’t want anyone on the show to talk about his celebrity friends because he doesn’t want to ruin the relationship – now, while I understand that in theory – celebrity gossip is a big part of the show – and it’s not fair to exclude those people just because Kidd wants to be all BFFs with them – besides, when they do things like show up drunk to the show **cough*Ashlee Simpson*cough** – Kidd jumps off their bandwagon – so that’s why I thought it was funny when Kidd got mad at Kellie for saying she hated Paris Hilton – Paris is dating Benji Madden and Benji texted Kidd last week and said “we” want to come to the show – Kellie said that “we” probably means Benji and Joel – Kidd thinks it means Benji and Paris – personally, I’m hoping it means Benji and Joel – and that Joel will bring Nicole – I love her and want to be her BFF!!

After a long wait (and Kidd’s impatient “is he here yet, is he here yet???”)

FREDDY’S HERE, FREDDY’S HERE, FREDDY’S HERE!!!! He made 2 ‘amazing’ references in the first 2 minutes he was here – so thankfully, they immediately told him the amazing rule – I was glad because I was already tired of hearing that song hook – and because we were all so over the word ‘amazing’, Kellie found the following replacement words: astonishing, astounding, fantastic, fantabulous, incredible, marvelous, miraculous, phenomenal, stupendous wonderful, unbelievable … pick your favorite!!

We picked one person to sit next to Freddy’s during his first live performance ever- he sang “The Way” to Madison - that’s pretty cool – I’d love for someone to come and sing to me

After he sang “The Way”, I took a quick poll from the Chat Room about Freddy’s performance:

AMAZING

AWESOME

GREAT

LOVEIT

FANTASTIC

ALRIGHT

NEAT-O

GOOD BUT YOU COULD TELL HE WAS TIRED

INCREDIBLE

LOVED IT

FANTABULOUS

One thing that I’ve noticed this week about Freddy is that he’s one of those really positive people – he said that after coming out of a dark period (after being dropped by the record label) he really wanted to put out an upbeat album that made people happy – which is why Defying Gravity is such a great song – and so representative of where he is and how this week has been – so Freddy performed Defying Gravity and he was awesome – his voice is completely shot but he still sounded fantastic

Showbiz Top 5

#5 – Wesley Snipes is going to jail for 3 years

#4 – Carmen Electra is getting married … again

#3 – Kelly Clarkson likes to walk around naked even if people are around – I don’t know why, but this caused Al to sing “Since you’ve been naked” – I hope someone saved that!

#2 – Alicia Keys has swollen vocal cords and had to cancel performances – something about this story reminded Kellie of Ray J, who will be in studio on Monday – and then the funniest part of today’s show – Kellie offered to hump ray J’s leg during the entire performance if he would sing – BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!! Ray J’s not scheduled to sing and a lot of artists don’t like to sing so early in the morning – but with incentive like that, how could he not??

Oh yeah, #1 – FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women

MASCARA ALERT!!!!

Ok – I was totally not prepared for this – so all along, people have been giving Freddy gas money – and it started off with people giving him $10-20 and it evolved into people giving him hundreds of dollars – someone even gave him $1000 – Freddy tried to tell people that he didn’t need any more money but they just continued to give – well last night in Baton Rouge, there was a woman with 2 little kids – each of the kids gave Freddy $5 and they all wrote him letters – later when Freddy read their letters, he found out that the family is homeless and lives in a shelter – the $5 the kids gave to Freddy is a daily stipend they get from the shelter – Freddy had no idea until afterwards when he read the letter from the kids’ mom – Freddy was so moved by the generosity of those kids, that he’s decided to give that family $500 – and because he is so thankful for the exposure and opportunity that he’s gotten from the show, he’s decided to donate some of his money to Kidd’s Kids also – I love this guy!!! He hasn’t even made it big and he’s already giving back!! I can’t wait to see where his career goes – and everyone has been wondering how Freddy is getting back – kind of boring – Freddy has a buddy from school who has been in L.A. with his family – he’s driving back to Philly next week and he said he would pick Freddy up on the way – but he’ll be here all weekend - so Al offered to hang out with him (because Al knows that the women will flock to him if he’s hanging out with Freddy ) – and of course Kidd threw a mini temper tantrum because he always gets his feelings hurt when no one wants to play with him – remember how jealous he got when Kellie and Al started hanging out together? I swear I thought Kidd was going to make his family move to Kellie and Al’s neighborhood – anyway, Freddy sang one more song (Alien) and I think that made Kidd happy – or at least happy enough to stop complaining about being left out!! so there you have it – the story of Freddy!

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – HOST, AMERICAN TOP 40, AMERICAN IDOL

CELEBRITY #2 – COMEDIAN, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, EVERYBODY HATES

CELEBRITY #3 – ACTOR, FRAT PACK, DODGEBALL

ANSWERS

RYAN SEACREST

CHRIS ROCK

VINCE VAUGHN

Monday, is gonna be a great show – JSi will be back from the prom, Finger Eleven will be here and hopefully we’ll get to see Kellie hump on Ray J – I wonder what Uncle Daddy will think about that!

On today’s show, the use of the word sinewy – oh come on – is this show really smart enough to use the word sinewy??  we’ve only got 4 years of college among us – and they all belong to Kellie – and she didn’t even use the word!

funny comments heard on today’s show: Uncle Daddy, the Certified Public Accountant, the Deal or No Deal  telling Al “i didn’t know you were white” and finally, backpacks = bombs

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie – Kellie wasn’t a fan until she saw him in concert …

JSi – JSi hasn’t had a zit in years, but now that he’s going to prom …

Shanon – Cleaning the bathroom caused Shanon to black out yesterday

Al – Al went to lunch with the Deal or no Deal girls and described it with one word – AWKWARD

Kidd – Kidd is wearing a hoodie because his office is about 25 degrees colder than the rest of the building –

Kidd complained about how cold it is and he’s right – it’s FREEZING in there – but Kidd being Kidd had to put some type of label on it – and compared it to being on Saturn which he declared would be warmer – and the majority of listeners would have believed him … until Shanon decided to Google the temperature on Saturn – which is 178 degrees below zero- aww, poor Kidd – he should’ve added “I looked it up on ijustmadeitup.com” – then he would’ve been covered – one thing that I learned from Kidd is, if you say something with conviction, the majority of people will believe you! I know, before I worked here, I was one of those people – but that dang Google – it ruined everything!

Freddy performed at the Food Court yesterday and just the mention of a Food Court sent Kellie into a tizzy – I think she’s starting to lose it a little because of that weight loss thing she’s doing – she didn’t get to eat this morning because her electricity was out – but obviously she wasn’t the only one who was hungry because then everyone jumped on the food bandwagon – Shanon threw out the Chick-Fil-A love and Kellie asked for someone to bring food – this led into crazy food cross talk and then Freddy talk was no more- Kidd tried to bring it back but when Kellie asked “who’s Freddy”, it was officially a lost cause

Yesterday JSi wrote a song about Freddy’s trip to the KKITM show and because JSi is the only person on the planet who is still on Eminem’s jock (even though he hasn’t put out a song in years,), he used the music from Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” – let me preface this by saying, usually I love JSi’s songs – but I didn’t think this was JSi’s best work – maybe because he hyped it up to me yesterday after the show – maybe my expectations were too high – either way, it was just okay – and again, it wasn’t just me – the Chat Room said the same thing – bad, not that good, not his best song – see, I’m a representative of the listener – the conscience of the show, if you will

I’m never surprised when we have an A.D.D. break, but I was surprised that it came so early today – 2^nd break of the day? Topics covered in this break

dianthe is running the chat room

Who dianthe is and where has she been

dianthe has a baby

Paternity leave

FMLA – who gets it and do you get paid

dianthe is also writing a blog – the ReMix

Excerpts from yesterday’s blog

Worst bit of the day – which was Al as JayZ

Al practicing to be Jay Z

Kidd had to do the video because no one did it

JSi can do video – at least he thinks so

Kidd forgot to take his Adderal and drove Shanon crazy yesterday

Shanon yelled at Kidd and ruined his mood

Kidd and Andrew went to Denny’s because nothing else was open in the middle of the night

Denny’s has the Grand Slam Breakfast

Kidd lists the choices for the Grand Slam Breakfast

Al derails Kidd while he’s listing the Grand Slam Breakfast

Al denies the derailing but Kidd gives him an example

Kellie lists 8 actresses she admires

Kellie lists Andi McDowell and Kidd derails her

See – A.D.D. break – but the funniest part of today’s show came out of this break – when Kidd and Andrew were at Denny’s, they saw a scary guy with 2 backpacks sitting alone – he was so scary that Kidd asked the waitress about him – he’s a regular named Rusty and even though the waitress knew him, Kidd maintained that he had scary status – but I don’t think he could have been that scary – after all, Kidd and Andrew didn’t leave Denny’s when they saw scary Rusty – maybe because Kidd knew that Andrew would take a bullet to protect his sinewy butt – for the record, Kidd called himself sinewy – that didn’t come from me – anyway, a cop that knows Rusty called in to say that he’s a really nice guy that has problems sleeping – so he hangs out at Denny’s and reads his Bible – how do you feel now Judgey Wudgey Was a Bear Kidd Kraddick?? equating good and kind Christian Rusty to the Unibomber – very nice – i don’t think that’s what Jesus would do – Kidd still tried to maintain that he wasn’t convinced Rusty wasn’t dangerous – and in any other scenario, he might be right – because like Kellie said, “Backpacks = bombs”!

Totally random, but the American Idol ratings are falling – nothing drastic, but they are lower than last year – Kidd suggested AI do something to shake up the show – like maybe replacing some of the cast – Al thought this was a bad idea particularly when Kidd used radio shows as an analogy – surprisingly, Kellie agreed, though she thought it might be a good idea to replace the host – Al still wasn’t getting on board and said he thinks that everyone should just stay in their current place – you know what I took away from this? Maybe Big Al investing his life savings into the beer Bucket isn’t the most reliable retirement plan after all …

HIZZLE TIME

Star Jones is divorcing her husband, Big Gay Al – not to be confused with Big Al

Jessica Simpson’s daddy is the 3^rd wheel in her relationship with Tony Romo

J Lo’s new reality show

Heidi Montag from The Hills is not going to the White House Correspondent Gala

Kellie always makes me laugh – because even though she’ll never think she’s as hot as she actually is, she’ll be the first person to get offended when you don’t think she’s hot – for example, Kellie said the only reason women really want to meet Bill Clinton is because they want to see if he’ll hit on them – like the time that Al introduced Kellie and “Hot-tern” Amy to Michael Irvin – Michael Irvin was all over Hot-tern but didn’t pay any attention to Kellie – back then Michael was in the hey-dey of his ho-days and even though Kellie wasn’t interested in him, she was still mad that he didn’t hit on her! Classic Kellie Rasberry – and that’s why I love her!

Trip A Day was next and even though Erica missed the first celebrity – she was so nice about losing we talked to her for 5 more minutes – turns out she lives in Wichita and is single and might possibly be interested in Big Al – and Big Al seemed like he would be interested too – though he has no sense of geography seeing as how he thought he could visit his so, Payton (in Missouri) while visiting Erica (in Kansas) – duh. Anyway, Kidd decided that he and Erica should trade wonderful qualities about Al – which would have been a great idea if they could have listed more than 1 or 2 – they came up with funny, tall, bald and loves his mama before it turned into “How Sorry is Big Al” – and then the laundry list of sorry things Al has done began – today’s list

Let’s his drunk friends put his hand down your girlfriend’s pants

Leaves you in a car and asks hot dog vendor to keep an eye on you when you’re drunk

Steals your seat on the airplane causing you to have to take a later flight

Offers to buy a listener a new dress and take her to dinner and then expenses it

Offers to send his limo to pick up your wife and daughter from the airport on their way back from Europe but forgets to actually pick them up

Erica doesn’t want to date Al anymore and after typing the list, I can’t see how anyone else would either!

Freddy is in Tuscaloosa to perform a midday concert and then he’s headed to Baton Rouge for another show before he comes here in the morning. Last night was Freddy’s most successful turnout so far – there were about 200 people there and he stayed signing autographs for almost 2 hours after the show – he is such a nice guy – and he is so grateful for this opportunity and just truly a genuine person – Freddy read us an email he got from a guy who said that he really appreciated Freddy’s music because it allowed him to connect with his deaf girlfriend who has limited hearing with a cochlear implant – the guy downloaded the lyrics to the song “The Way” so she could understand the words that went with the music – as it turns out, when Freddy performed that song last night, the one person he connected with was this guy’s girlfriend - the deaf girl – how cool is that – I’m telling you – this guy is special

Kidd played Freddy’s song “ Defying Gravity” in its entirety and Freddy was pumped because it was his first time to ever hear his music played on the radio – that’s got to be a cool moment! If you’re going to be in Tusacaloosa today or Baton Rouge tonight, here’s where to see Freddy

Freddy Appearances

Chuck’s Fish

508 Greensboro Ave

Tuscaloosa, AL 35209

From 11am-1pm

On the patio of Serrano’s Salsa Company

3347 Highland Rd

Baton Rouge, LA 70802 – 7:30-9:30

Showbiz Top 5

Shia LeBouf has a new girlfriend

Star Jones is getting divorced

Amy Winehouse got into a fight with her cabdriver – I love Kellie’s Amy Winehouse impersonation

J Lo’s doing a reality show

Heidi from The Hills is no longer going to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner

Who did Kellie see in concert last night that turned her into a fan? Kid Rock – initially Uncle Daddy asked Kellie to go to the concert but she wasn’t a fan (and Uncle Daddy is a HUGE fan), so she turned him down – then yesterday, Kellie’s friend Haven called her and said “go to this concert with me” – so Kellie thought she would surprise Uncle Daddy at the concert – only it didn’t look like Uncle Daddy was going to make it because he had to go help a friend whose car had broken down – but when he found out Kellie was at the concert, he made other arrangements for his friend and hauled you – know-what to the concert – now I ask you – does this sounds like the actions of people that are “just dating”? ugh. anyway,whil Kellie was waiting for Uncle Daddy to show up, she ran into a crazy drunk woman who told her it was okay if Kellie wanted to go out and get drunk even though she was a mother – after all, this woman was drunk (at 8pm on a Wednesday, I might add) and she has 4 kids – note to self: rethink future plans to go out and get drunk lest I be compared to that crazy woman! Kellie also got mad at the bitchy woman from L.A. who kept her hands in her pocket when Kellie introduced herself – RUDE. Kellie should of punched her in the face- but that’s just my opinion – the rest of the evening was filled with Uncle Daddy’s crazy “I LOVE Kid Rock” antics – he immediately put on the Kid Rock tshirt that Kellie got him from the station, left Kellie standing alone the minute he heard Kid Rock was on stage – left her again so he could go down to the front row and take pictures – and then at the end of the night, took off to find Kid Rock at some after party because he was 85% sure he could get Kid Rock to come to the studio today – no such luck!! And just as a side note – Gretchen Wilson opened for Kid Rock and back when Gretchen Wilson first came out, I went to see her concert with Psycho Shanon – Shanon made me memorize all the words to her song before I could go – noooo, she’s not psycho at all!!

For those playing along at home

TRIP A DAY

CELEBRITY #1 – TALK SHOW HOST, SILVERMAN, LIVE

CELEBRITY #2 – SINGER, BRONX, SELENA

CELEBRITY #3 – ACTOR, PHILADELPHIA, CASTAWAY

ANSWERS

JIMMY KIMMEL

JENNIFER LOPEZ

TOM HANKS

The bit I’ve been waiting for Al morning – Big Al at lunch with the Deal or No Deal girls – contrary to popular belief, I really do like Big Al – you won’t meet a man with a bigger heart – that said, he is also what I call emotionally inept – as many women as al has “dated”, you would think he would have some clue on how to impress the opposite sex – but yesterday’s lunch proved that he doesn’t – in an effort to impress Deal or No Deal girls #14 and #15, Big Al threw pieces of fried cheese in the air and tried to catch it in his mouth – and you want to know what was worse – the fact that he missed multiple times – oh Al, I have no words – I would try and blame his actions on the fact that the uber cool Uncle Daddy was there and that Al was just nervous – but I have a feeling if Al had been alone, it would have been much worse – poor Al – I know he had to be horribly embarrassed – but to make matters worse, one of the girls showed an interest in Andrew – Andrew?? If I were Al, I’d just give up now

WARNING – today’s show is all over the place – Kellie is WAY hyper because she didn’t get any sleep – Kidd was here all night working so he’s a little grumpy (though if I called him on it, he’d deny it!)

“Things You Might Hear On The Show Today” got a little convoluted because Kellie immediately got distracted and went off on a tangent about noticing your potty mouth when you have a kid – then Kidd got beat down but Al saved it and we got back on course …

Big Al – he wanted to hear from male secretaries since today is Secretary’s Day aka Administrative Professional s Day

J-Si – he got dirty look from lady at the tux shop because he’s 25 and going to a high school prom

Shanon – you know it’s going to be a long day when Kellie is already scathing Al – this led into Kidd accusing Shanon making up words since the used ‘scathing’ as a verb – whatev – h e knew what she meant – this morning while the show was recording liners, Al screwed up (which happens often) and Kellie told him that he was working her last nerve – see, scathing!

Yesterday’s Politically Incorrect Trip A Day break elicited a few angry emails – the funniest one was sent to J-Si – it was from an Asian guy complaining that all Asians are not good at math – his job title? Senior Accountant

Apparently everyone was partying last night but Kellie – Uncle Daddy was going to a birthday party but Kellie couldn’t go because the party didn’t start until 11pm – the guys on the show said that Uncle Daddy used the perfect reverse psychology on Kellie by asking her to go with him to the party – he knew she wouldn’t t go because it started so late – so he came out looking like a hero since he ‘REALLY, REALLY” wanted her to go – that’s okay, instead of going to the party, Kellie stayed at home and got drunk texts from a guy she used to date (she wouldn’t say who he was) but whoever he is, he is still in love with Kellie and always has been!

Kidd then teased Exploding Toilet Guy – and Shanon got all freaked out because it reminded her of the stories about alligators coming up through the toilet and biting you on the butt – yes, these are things that go through Shanon’s mind – the girl is scarred for life – everyone started interjecting comments but Kellie had an actual story – except every time she would start the story, Kidd would interrupt her – and then he would pause and tell her he really wanted to hear the story – and then he would interrupt her again – you could tell that Kellie was frustrated because she refused to tell her story – but Kidd promised he would listen this time – and just as Kellie started her story, Kidd Kidd hit the button to go to break and the whole studio erupted in laughter – everyone but Kellie!! This break set the tone for the show – and it was good! I thought it was hilarious but iorange and Sonia from the chatroom both said “Kidd is mean” but they both added an ‘lol’ after it – if you’re lol’ing – can you really call it mean? I vote no!

We briefly talked to Erika, the girl who is going to prom with J-Si, but we had some technical difficulties – she was on the school bus and her phone cut out and then when we got her back on, I don’t think she could hear us very well – she wasn’t very talkative today and Kidd got annoyed when she only gave yes or no answers – Kellie tried to save it with some open ended questions, but Kidd had already lost interest and decided to move on

Hizzle time

Yesterday was Earth Day and Julia Roberts admitted to Oprah that she doesn’t wear deodorant – ew. Kellie said she probably uses those crystals, which is all fine in good, but doesn’t she sweat – it’s called antiperspirant for a reason – she knows she gets hot – she lives in Arizona – did I already say ewwww?

Marlee Matlin got kicked off Dancing With The Stars and Kidd and Al couldn’t be less interested – but it didn’t stop Kidd from saying he hoped Marlee wasn’t listening this morning – ha-ha-ha!! get it – see Marlee Maitlin is … oh, nevermind other hizzle stories

Miley Cyrus has a new book deal

Beyonce & Jay-Z filed their marriage license and are officially married

Posh Spice will be performing with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas in June amd

Richie Sambora pleaded out to DUI for 3 years of probation and a small fine – even though Kidd is friends with Richie – he couldn’t resist playing a little “Don’t Drink and Drive” by Sergio – if you’re a long time listener, you’ll remember Sergio as the “Bears Never Give Up” guy – and if you’re not – well, check out his MySpace to see what you’re missing – www.myspace.com/sergioelectricrain – ah, the good old days!

Freddy performed in Blacksburg , Virginia yesterday and apparently was amazing – Kidd got an email from a Virginia Tech student who said Freddy was better than Dave Matthews and John Mayer when they came for the VA Tech tribute concert – too bad there were only about 15 people there - Maximus12105 was at the Freddy show last night and his exact words were “I’m not gonna lie – that guy is amazing” – I can’t wait until Friday – Freddy is going to be great – plus instudio guests = breakfast!!!

If you’re in the Birmingham area, here’s where Freddy will be today

The Riverchase Galleria

3000 Riverchase Galleria

Hoover, AL 35244

In the food court from 5-7pm

Some days when Kidd teases a bit, I can already smell failure –Big Al was given the role of Jay Z (by default) so you already knew the bit it was iffy – so I’m not sure why Kidd was mad when Al’s impression went awry – did he really expect an Oscar worthy performance from Big Al?? come on now! And lest you think I’m just picking on Big Al – here are the comments from the Chat Room

Bad, lame, very bad, not good, bad and a sympathy clap, pretty bad bit, not a good bit

And from Maximus12105 – did I just hear “fire him”??

So far I was thinking today’s show would rate about a 7 but the average fro the Chat Room was a 5.3 – wow. Maybe I have been gone too long – of course Gorgeous gave it a 7.958394585321 … but like she said, “I’m just approximating “

Poor J-Si – he’s doing a really sweet thing by taking Erika to prom – but he’s already starting to catch some flack about it – Jsi went to get fitted for his tux yesterday – and when the lady found out he was 25 and going to a high school prom, she gave him the dirtiest look – plus he’s afraid the high school boys are going to think he’s a loser for being 25 and going to prom – dude, you’re a celebrity – it would be different if you were the 25 year old perv who dates high school girls because you can’t get anyone else – this is a completely different situation – o think everyone is going to think JSi is the cool guy at the prom – but J-Si was still feeling insecure, so he hit the streets to get advice from high schoolers and runs into the Young Big Al – first of all, this kid has been watching way too many rap videos – talking about smacking your date on her booty and cussing like crazy – he’s destined to be alone forever – just like Big Al

American Idol – I haven’t watched American Idol in years – everything about the show just beats me down – so usually when we get to American Idol talk, I start making my mental grocery list – apparently last night was Broadway night – and Kidd has a theory – whoever wins on Broadway night will lose American idol – because you can’t be on Broadway and be a pop star – again, I’m no Idol fan but I think Kidd may be on to something

So Kellie’s game, “What Came First” won out as the game to play for the Madonna trip to New York – now wouldn’t common sense tell you that you would need to know the Madonna songs in order to win – I would SO have all the lyrics pulled up on Google – anyway, neither Tonya ( who has Madonna as her #1 MySpace friend) nor Jessica could get the music part, so it was on to the trivia section – I got confused with the score and Jessica ended up winning – Kidd complained throughout the game that it was too hard and Kellie had to check him with a good ol’ Southern “Don’t bring your sour attitude because your game lost” – I love Southern Kellie! Anyway Kellie made the exectuve decision that we will never play “What Came First” with the music element again

Tina Fey called in to promote her new movie “Baby’s Mama” – But in true KKITM A.D.D fashion, we had Freddy on the phone at the same time – so we spent the first minute and a half of the Tina interview explaining to her who Freddy was and why we had him on the phone – I was a little annoyed because I REALLY like Tina Fey and wanted to talk to her, but fortunately we got to talk to Tina and weren’t cut off – Kidd asked her if she remembered the Trump Chicken skit with Donald Trump and she finally set the record straight – it’s a total coincidence that we suggested Trump Chicken and then he was on SNL the following week doing a Trump Chicken skit – Tina said that The Donald wasn’t really known for his creative suggestions! Listen to the interview on the K-Pod – best line of the interview “I’d be very happy with the Colin Firth/Hugh Grant sandwich”

Poor Freddy – I think this trip has been worse than a Misfit trip as far as accommodations – yesterday the UHaul truck overheated, today the alarm is going off every time the door opens – but Freddy is taking it all in stride – I guess that shows how much he wants this!! Plus he’s totally a city kid – yesterday he called Kidd to tell him he’d seen a field full of goats!! Right now they’re in Tennessee and on their way to Alabama for tonight’s show!

We all know that Kidd has terrible A.D.D., but today he claimed to have the worst case of A.D.D. that his doctors have ever seen – with this declaration, I would like to question the credentials of Kidd’s doctors, but since that’s not the point of the story … we’re trying to get better at talking about things we teased (despite Kidd’s world class case of A.D.D.) and he suddenly remembered Exploding Toilet Guy – I don’t know if this is a joke or not, but apparently this guy’s name is Dick Semanski and he’s from Johnson City – well that reduced J-Si to a fit of giggles (because J-Si is really a 5^th grader) and the rest of the show joined in with comments like “He’s a squatter, #1 and Faulty pipe” – Kellie failed to see the humor which made the rest of them only get worse – someone then decided to play “Who’s your favorite Dick” and a few names were thrown out – this could have gone horribly wrong but Al saved it by shouting out “Let’s do dicks!!” – YAY – I love the name game!! We had Dick Tracey, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Van Patten and then the giggles turned into outright laughter and the game was over – too bad because ei was really hoping that Shanon would win and proclaim herself the “Queen of all Dicks” – no such luck – instead we played a Behind The Mic from this morning with Kellie telling Al he was working her last nerve – have I mentioned how I love Southern Kellie??

For those of you playing along at home – Trip A Day

CELEBRITY #1 – SINGER, MADGE, EVITA

CELEBRITY #2 – RAPPER, G UNIT, P.I.M.P

CELEBRITY #3 – TALK SHOW HOST, TOP TEN, THE LATE SHOW

ANSWERS:

Madonna

50 cent

David Letterman

The show ended with a surprise visit from Pilar and Brooke – they are girls #14 and #15 from Deal or No Deal – one of Al’s favorite show – apparently they came in town just to go to lunch with Big Al – weird.

We learned that Pilar was a Playboy Playmate and that Brooke has 2 NBA championship rings because she was a Laker girl and a Miami Heat dancer – Kidd, Al and J-Si were besides themselves and as they always do when hot girls are around – they turned into blithering idiots – Kellie requested that Al tape the lunch because you know there will be radio gold there – clueless Big Al with 2 hot girls – I can’t wait to hear it

Lots of laughter during today’s show – Jsi and Kellie were both a little low-key, but Kidd and Al were in rare form!!

BEST COMMENT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED – Shanon admitting that she would cross the street again for Freddy

FUNNIEST BIT OF THE DAY – Trip A Day turning into the funniest politically incorrect segment ever!!!

I’ve decided to unofficially name the first break of the show, “Things You Might Hear On The Show Today” – every day we start the show with everyone throwing out a topic – but whether we ever get around to hearing the rest of the story is a crap shoot – but they throw out the topics anyway – so here is today’s edition of “Things You Might Hear On The Show Today”

Kellie – mommy and daddy finally met Uncle Daddy

Al – is it okay to eat 2 pieces of chicken after running 5 miles

J-Si – saw his first motorcycle crash

Shanon – will high school drama among women ever end?

Today is Earth Day – I knew it was Earth Day but I have a feeling no one on the show would have known if Kidd hadn’t pointed it out – and the only reason he knew was because Google changed their logo – they do that whenever there is a holiday – and in honor of Earth Day, Kidd’s touchscreen decided to crash – the screen suddenly went black - so how does Kidd try to fix it – by banging his fingers against the screen – un, yeah Mr. Technology – that’ll make it better – he’s such a man!! There was some miscellaneous chatter about flying on autopilot, but the end result was Kidd’s portrayal as the NOT ambiguously gay flight attendant – Kidd does the gay voice very well – almost too well – just saying …

USA Today says gas is on its way to $4 a gallon – Kidd says gas prices are going up because we’re consuming so much of it – you know, supply and demand – thanks for the economic lesson Mr. Kraddick – I’m pretty sure his speech fell on deaf ears – except for me – I drove the Mustang to work today because while I love my truck, the gas mileage is awful – and there’s no reason to drive it if Sydney’s not with me – anyway, does anyone remember Kidd’s idea – PAMA (Park A Mile Away) – Can you believe The Today Show actually wanted Kidd to come on the show and talk about PAMA? Hello – radio bit people!!! Anyway, Kidd came up with another “save gas” idea called SOAR (Side Of A Road) – I don’t really know what it means – and I don’t guess it matters because I think SOAR is going the same place PAMA did – nowhere!

Jelysell FROM THE CHAT ROOM found some irony in today’s show, “ First thing to be discussed was sending Freddy around in his car….then talking about the gas prices?” Good point – man, our listeners are smart!

The Hizzle started off with a sample from Scarlett Johannson’s new Tom Waites cover album – um, not good – and that’s all I have to say about that – then they moved on to President Bush being on Deal or No Deal and the presidential candidates being on wrestling – that led to a whole discussion about what you want to see your president doing – I understand the concept of appealing to the “common man” – but I don’t really care if you bowl or toss back a beer or shot of tequila – just make my world a safe one and make it not cost me a million dollars to drive to work – let’s start there! Other Hizzle news – Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson more than just friends? Are Benji Madden and Paris Hilton getting married? 50 Cent is mad at Alicia Keys for talking bad about gansgta rap and Kelly Clarkson sang Ave Maria for the Pope

Kinsey’s sister was in town from San Diego and JSi and Kinsey spent the weekend showing her all of the cool places to be – they ended up at “the” club for the beautiful people – you know – the kind of place where in order to get in, you have to be on the list, know someone or look like you stepped off of a runway – well, JSi and his crew were able to get in, but Big Al was not so lucky – even though he had been in previously they wouldn’t let him in – so Al went to hang out across the street and ran into the owner of the club – the owner offered to get him in but Al turned him down and said he’s NEVER going back there again – whatev dude – I’ve heard both Al and JSi throw down that “I’m never going there again” about this place in particular on more than one occasion – and both of them have been back – so talk big game if you want to - eventually you’ll give in!

For those playing along at home – Trip A Day

CELEBRITY #1 – ENVIRONMENTALIST, POLITICIAN, VICE PRESIDENT

CELEBRITY #2 – SINGER, CANADIAN, COMPLICATED

CELEBRITY #3 – ACTOR, SNL, AWESOMETOWN

ANSWERS

Al Gore

Avril Lavigne

Andy Samberg

KKITM does it’s part in the Green Movement by recycling bits on the K-Pod every day – so in honor of Earth Day, Kidd is starting a new campaign – every hour today, we’re giving away the KKITM Earth Day Styrofoam cooler – inside you’ll find a car battery, disposable diapers, regular batteries and carbon cans – we will also present the cooler to you in a 50 pound plastic container and we’ll deliver it in our stretch Hummer limo – why? Because we’re the show that is all about the green!!

I think they were going to talk about the Freddy Needs Gas tour here, but Kidd got distracted by his anger about technology – he didn’t go into detail, but using my amazing “read Kidd’s mind skills” (they’re still being developed but I’ve gotten pretty good after working for him for 5 years!), Kidd is a little perturbed with the lack of technology on Freddy’s tour – I think there was supposed to be some sort of video available from Freddy’s concert and whatever was supposed to work, didn’t – so be prepared to hear about that for the rest of the show – cause you know Kidd – he never holds on to things – he just lets it roll right off his back ***cough*yeah right*cough***

So last night Freddy performed in Scranton, PA for the whopping crowd of 50 people – now yesterday, Kidd predicted a turn out of 30 – so to me, it looks like Freddy is kicking some struggling rockstar butt – I mean, yeah he had to sleep in the car – but he raised $388 dollars – that’s an average of $7.76 per person – not bad for your first concert – clearly that Freddy has some appeal – I mean, he has a great voice and looks like Adrian Grenier – he is super cute!! Cute enough to make Shanon cross the street again – at least that’s what she said – if that’s the truth, then he’s better than just cute – he’s more like smokin’ hot!!! If you’re anywhere near Blacksburg, VA – head out to Attitudes Bar and Café tonight at 900 Price’s Fork Rd – Freddy will be there between 8-10pm – and please give him some money so that he can come perform for the show on Friday !!!

CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENTS!!

Chat Room – we’re looking for the listener with the best show comments – whoever wins this week will walk away with $100 cold hard cash – I’m picking the winner, but I’ll warn you now – sucking up will get you nowhere – I’m looking for sarcasm, wit, insight – give me something to work with!!

Also, if you want to go see Madonna, brush up on your Madonna trivia because tomorrow we’ll be playing Kellie’s award winning contest – What Came First for a trip to see Madonna in New York City!!

It was a day late but we finally got to hear Al’s Weekend Rap Up - he touched on Bartendica sending him a text message at 5am telling him he was pathetic and then not getting into the pretty people club – I’d like to hear more about this whole thing with Bartendica but the story was cut short by the real version of “Mommy and Daddy meet Uncle Daddy” – yesterday’s version was better – I mean, I’m glad Kellie got to introduce Uncle Daddy to her parents - but as Kellie put it, “it was nothing explosive , very pleasant” – well that’s all fine and good for her, but for the radio, it’s just boring – Kellie did recommend that Uncle Daddy bring some cigars because “Daddy likes a cigar” – and for a minute it looked like we might be headed somewhere when Al and Kidd tried to throw Kellie under the bus – Al asked Kellie where Uncle Daddy slept and Kidd said (in his best Jerry Rasberry voice) “you stay away from my white daughter”, when Al asked if Mr. Rasberry gave Uncle Daddy the same talk he gave Al – but I’m guessing Kellie threw some pretty vicioud looks their way because the bit ended as quickly as it started – oh well – and for what it’s worth, the chat Room has deemed Uncle Daddy Kellie’s “boy toy” – hmmm … now that could get interesting!

Showbiz Top 5

#5 – David Hasselhoff in hospital because of a head wound

#4 – Jordin Sparks career is not over

#3 – Kanye and Alexis Phifer have called off their wedding

#2 – American Idol ratings are slipping

#1 – the pictures of Miley Cyrus on the internet may be fake

I took a quick Chat Room Poll and J-Si is their favorite cast member – that shocked me because Kellie almost always wins that – but JSi is starting to gain some momentum – he’d better step it up though if he wants to maintain – they said he was kind of quiet today and they missed him

LESSONS LEARNED ON THE SHOW TODAY

· If you want to fire someone, you shouldn’t do it by voice mail (which is how Freddy found out he was being dropped by his label

· You also shouldn’t tell someone “I’m gonna let you go” – that’s how Kidd aka Kridd (as he was called by his new boss) was fired from his first radio job – but he was young and didn’t know that meant “you’re fired!”

· Freddy’s contract was canceled by voice mail – “Kridd” new boss didn’t know he was being fired when he was told “I’m gonna let you go” – poor Kidd – no video for him today

· And Kellie learned a lesson from the teenage girls who went to see Freddy perform last night – don’t stand with your arms crossed because it makes you look angry – Kellie thought tht the girls weren’t having a good time because they were all standing with their arms crossed and clearly that wasn’t the case – see, KKITM is not only entertaining, but also educational!

OBSERVATIONS FROM THE CHAT ROOM

Jsi and Shanon “Wlak It Out”

More Kinsey

Inside Al’s Head

The Chat Room sure did create some interest today – not necessarily among listeners , though – among the show – as soon as Kidd mentioned it the questions started

“I want to be in the chat room”

“how long is it open”

“what if I’m busy during the show – can I chat later when I have more time?”

“can I sign in as me?”

“it won’t take my name”

“what if someone is pretending to be me?”

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH – IS THIS SHOW NEW TO THE INTERNET??

I will turn this chat room around!!!!!

And now for the funnies t part of today’s show – we had to play Trip A Day for the second time and the contestant’s name was Tuyet – now, it is common knowledge that Kidd has a fascination with other cultures – and while sometimes his inquisitive nature may come across as offensive, Kidd would never purposely be offensive – which is why the following exchange was so comical to me- first, Kidd asks if she is Vietnamese – cool, not offensive – then Kidd brings up blackjack dealers in Vegas and how a lot of them seem to be Asian –okay, still not offensive – then he hems and haws trying to find a politically correct way to ask Tuyet if the reason that so many of the dealers are Asian Is because they are good at math – DING-DING-DING – ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Again, Kidd would never be offensive on purpose, and you could tell he was truly curious by the way he approached the question – which is why it was even more hilarious when Tuyet admitted that not only is she great at math, so is everyone in her family – it was all downhill from there – Shanon uttered in her weak, tired voice “I just want to go home” – at one point Al said “Too bad, Tuyet” which made me die laughing – then he told the story about him dating Justine (Justine was Asian) – Justine used to talk about getting some foo (which may or may not be some type of Asian dip) – Kidd interjected that when he went to the black school, they used to call him foo (or fool) – and now, years later – Al is just figuring out that maybe she wasn’t saying “food” – she was saying “foo” – this entire segment is what Kidd refers to as “unintentionally funny” – man, that made my stomach hurt!!

We finished up the show with New Music Tuesday – not a lot of music out today – Ashlee Simpson has a new album out and I think the only thing anyone cares about is whether or not she’s pregnant – though Kidd said back when he ran into Joe Simpson in Vegas (or maybe it was LA) that this album is supposed to be really great – Whitesnake is attempting a comeback – why I have no idea – because like Chatroom Sara said, “new whitesnake sounds like old whitesnake” – oh yeah, Al pointed out that Donny Osmond has a new album out today – um, why does Al know that??

The show forgot to give out the Earth Day coolers – I guess we can wait until next year – after all, that Styrofoam ain’t going anywhere!!!

BEST BIT OF THE DAY – Mommy and Daddy Meet Uncle Daddy – oh please let this be an ongoing bit – i’m getting giddy just thinking about it!!

Today’s show was kind of a blur – it was my first day back after 10 weeks of maternity leave and it was definitely an adjustment trying to get back into the swing of things!!! for those of you who have no idea who i am – my name is dianthe (it’s pronounced de-ON-thay and i always write my name with a lowercase “d”) and for the last 5 years, i have been the phone screener for Kidd Kraddick in the Morning – before that, i was a listener – just like you guys – i entered a contest on the show (Kidd’s Krib for those who were around back in 2002) and won and was later offered a job as a phone screener – being a HUGE fan of the show, i jumped at it – and 5 years later, i’m still here – only now, i have passed the phone screening torch on to Karen and Tamara and have a new gig – i’ll still be doing some behind the scenes show stuff but the main part will be writing a synopsis of the show – this is the first synopsis that the show has had in quite a while – and it’s coming with a twist – for the first time ever, the synopsis will be interactive – we’re bringing back the KKITM chat room – but it’s returning with a twist also! we really want listeners to get involved with the show – so the chat room will be for our true fans of the show – you’ll have to sign up for the chat room and there will be a limited amount of spaces every day – now don’t think you can get into the chat room and then lurk all morning – in the words of Dr. Phil, “if you’re not contributing to a relationship, you’re contaminating it” – while that may be overstating it a bit, the premise holds true – if you’re coming to hang out in the KKITM Chat Room, you gotta talk about KKITM – and if you think it was tough to get through on the phones – well, that was nothing!!! I’m going to incorporate the chat room comments into the synopsis, so If you‘re in the chat room and you don’t have anything good to say, you’re getting bumped – HOLLA’!! think of me as your link to the show – even if you don’t make the synopsis, i’ll still pass on your comments to the show – so make sure you’re bringing your A Game – don’t come with your weak “that was funny” – I’m looking for witty and insightful commentary – bring the good stuff so I can put you in the synopsis – and if you suck – well, buh-BYE!!!

I love the first break of the show – 99% of the time, it’s something personal about the people on the show and that’s my favorite part – they always start with a teaser of what is going on in their lives – now whether or not we ever get to the actual story is a whole other deal – but I still like to hear what they start off with

Kellie – Kellie has decided that she needs a tan to go with her new svelte body (she is so freaking thin – she looks amazing!!) so she bought a chaise from Walmart – because you know Kellie “I ain’t spending a ton of money on no expensive patio furniture” – of course Kidd and Al took this opportunity to jump on Kellie for her rediscovered Southern accent (her parents are in town) and her thriftiness – and Al suggested we turn the “I ain’t spending a ton of money” into a bit – I have to admit, that could be good one – with all the cheap people in the world, can you imagine the calls we’d get on that?? I think it could be the replacement for “Does That Make Me Crazy”

next up, Big Al – here is a story I definitely want to hear – Al bought a drink for a guy at the bar (why he bought a drink for a guy, i’ll never know!) and the guy took it as an opportunity to drink on Al’s tab the rest of the night without telling him – poor Al!!!

J-Si – Kinsey is mad at J-Si because he was spending time with Kellie late Friday night – uh oh – has Al been replaced?? we all know that Kidd has been jealous of Kellie and Big Al’s new BFF status – what will he think about J-Si and Kellie?

Shanon – she was licked in the ear by a 300 pound man – other than “ewwww”, I don’t know what to say

I’m super excited about being back and I really missed everybody – And then of course because Kidd is needy and insecure (not really – but it makes me laugh to write it) Kidd asked me who I missed most – well duh. Kellie!! She is my fave and I love her!! and then of course there is Shanon – cause we go way back – and then J-Si – I love his punny jokes – and I even kinda missed Big Al – and then there is Andrew who has suddenly become an overnight radio star – what’s up with that? and then Dino – cause he sends the Hizzle audio – and then Ben – the webmaster – and of course Josh, because he comes every morning to say hi – and Gailya and Carolyn – and then Brenda – and oh yeah – Lindsay (who is getting married and no one told me!!) – oh yeah, and then there’s that guy Kidd – I missed him a little bit too! Hahaha !! Kidd knows him I love him – after all, I wouldn’t even be here without him – but it’s way fun to harass him the way he harasses Kellie!!

Freddy (from Music That Makes You Cooler) is going to be on the show this Friday – this led into a whole debate about this Friday vs. next Friday – yes, these are the important topics that the show discusses – not saving the planet, not world peace – which is the correct term? THIS Friday or Next Friday – this topic is only second to the importance of teaching Big Al the difference between a “mute” point and a “moot” point – note to self: buy Al a dictionary for Christmas - so if you were listening last week, you know the story of Freddy (who looks just like Adrian Grenier from Entourage) – and if you don’t know the story, check out Kidd Calls Freddy on the KPod for the recap – but the short version is that Kidd found Freddy on MySpace (http:// myspace.com/freddy ) and decided to feature him on Music That Makes You Cooler – his music is pretty great and Kidd offered him a chance to come perform on the show – but Freddy had to run it buy his parents since he dropped out of school and had a breakdown when he got screwed by his record label the first time around – so today we’ll find out if Freddy’s parents are going to let him come to the show and perform – over the weekend, Kidd was at Tiger Jam in Vegas and his team won thanks to Kidd, the MVP – fyi, the MVP title was self-proclaimed – see, Kidd’s bum finger prevented him from playing and he was replaced by NBA great Mark Aguirre – and Mark made a putt from 90 feet for eagle to win the tourney – now Kidd says that made him the MVP because the team wouldn’t have won if Mark hadn’t replaced him – um, can you really deem yourself MVP if you didn’t actually participate?? I don’t think so and neither does J-Si – he tried to call Kidd out by saying that not playing didn’t make him an MVP – but Kidd had a comparison up his sleeve – he said that if J-Si couldn’t make the show and decided to call Rich to replace him, that would save the show and J-Si would be the MVP – um, RUDE!!! J-Si was offended and I don’t blame him – don’t worry J-Si, I got your back! It’s no secret that I was not a fan of Rich – so if Rich replaced J-Si , that would NOT be an improvement !!

Hizzle Time – it wouldn’t be KKITM if A.D.D Kidd didn’t get distracted by something – today, it was Kellie doing curls during the show – now for all of you playing along at home, you never would have known that Kellie was working out during the show if Kidd hadn’t pointed it out – which led to him asking for an in studio BowFlex – see, here’s the difference – Kellie, capable of multi-tasking – Kidd, not so much!

Back to the Hizzle – Kellie’s story was about Lindsay Lohan – she’s been hanging out with DJ Samantha Ronson again and was throwing back Vodka Red Bulls over the weekend in New York – I guess she’s not on the wagon anymore –anyway, Kellie ended her story with “Smoking and drinking ain’t good” – and that ladies and gentlemen is the wisdom of the great Kellie Rasberry – I wonder if that will be in the recreation of Mommy and Daddy Meet Uncle Daddy

So when we last talked to Freddy, he was going to check with his parents to see if they were okay with him road tripping to Dallas to perform on the show – the Freddy Got Gas Tour continues – Kidd hasn’t talked to him so Freddy will tell us yes or no in 20 minutes (yeah right!!)

No one loves a surprise more than me – I love to get surprises and I love to give them – especially when they are truly surprises – and today was a great one – we talked to 18 year old Erika who is like, the Super Senior – she has good grades, participates in extra-curricular activities (track, cross country, soccer, ROTC) and works – her dad isn’t around and isn’t paying child support and her mom is on disability so there isn’t any extra cash – senior year can get really expensive with all of the senior activities but instead of whining about it, Erika took initiative and got a job – in fact she got 2 – and instead of hanging out partying on the weekend (like I did in high school) she works – and when I say works, I’m talking real working – all day Saturday AND Sunday – from 7 in the morning til midnight – all of this to pay for Project graduation and her Senior Trip and all the other costs that come up senior year – you know, like senior pictures and graduation invitations and cap and gown – and what is the biggest thing going on when you’re a girl and you’re a senior – no, not pregnancy like Big AL suggested – PROM!!! But life sucks when you get dumped by your boyfriend before the prom – and it really sucks when you get dumped because you won’t give it up – are you serious?? Her boyfriend dumped her because she wouldn’t have sex with him – he’s a jerk – and good for her for not giving in to that crap!!! So we heard about Erika and decided to see if we could make things a little easier for her - with a little help from Mike Kaplan (the New Orleans PD ), Erika is getting the prom hook up – dinner, dress, hair and makeup – first class prom night – and the biggest thing – we’re sending J-Si to New Orleans to be Erika’s date at the Covington High School Prom – the best part of this whole thing is that Erika was truly surprised and truly excited – I’ve been at this for a while now and nothing sucks the life out of you more than giving away a cool surprise and getting almost no reaction – she was super pumped and she even cried – which of course made me tear up a little also – I love it when good things come to people who really deserve it!! And I’m glad she said yes – how sad would that have been if she had dissed J-Si – actually it would have been kind of funny – but oh well … (if you’re wondering what song was played during the break it’s “I Like The Way” by Freddy) – anyway, it was a sweet moment until Al jumped in to ruin it – he thought that since J-Si was doing a good deed, he would do one too – but I don’t think calling Kinsey on air and offering to buy her a new dress and take her out while J-Si was at prom actually qualifies as a good deed - seriously Al – let it go – Kinsey will NEVA’, EVA’ , EVA’ want you ::sighs and shakes head:: poor Al – no wonder you got called pathetic this weekend

Jason Mraz is in studio today and there’s already a pretty good crowd forming outside – personally I couldn’t pick Jason Mraz’ songs out of a line up (though I do like the jingle he recorded for the show the last time he was here) so I’m looking forward to hearing him today – in the meantime, we finally get to hear what Freddy decided about the “Freddy Needs Gas” tour – apparently he’s been swamped with emails and MySpace messages since Friday’s show – and since he’s not big time yet, he still answers every email and message personally – um, yeah – that won’t last for long!! It’s just a matter of time before he’s paying some minion to respond as him – isn’t that how they do it out in Hollywood? Anyway, Freddy wanted to get his parents blessing before agreeing to this crazy radio bit – and who could blame him – I mean, when you drop out of school to go be a rock star and your dream ends with your parents having to travel across the country to rescue you from the depths of despair, it’s probably a good idea to get their blessing when you want to try the rock star thing again – especially when you’re 21 years old and they’re still footing the bill!! so, being proactive , Freddy talked to his teachers about missing class before going to his parents (because Kidd told him he was absolutely not allowed to drop out of school) and asked if he could miss a week of class as long as he kept up with his classwork while he was gone – all of his teachers agreed and one even said he could do everything by email because “who am I to stand in the way of rock stardom” – man, I NEVER had teachers like that – of course, I only wanted to skip class to do things like go to Mardi Gras or sleep in because I had a hangover – I guess that’s not exactly the same thing as following your dream – but whatev – So Freddy ran it by his parents and his dad said that as long as Freddy didn’t miss any schoolwork and promised to finish the semester, it was okay – the crowd outside cheered but Kidd missed it and we had to re-do it – but don’t worry, with the magic of radio it’ll sound perfect on the promo!! So the tour starts today and fortunately for Freddy, we have an affiliate close to Philly (which is where Freddy goes to school) – now all he has to do is set up a concert, perform, find a place to stay and make enough money to get him to his next destination – and he has to do this all today – oh yeah, he’s also got to find a UHaul because he has to take the piano that is being loaned to him by Yamaha – good luck with that dude!!! And once again, Al interjected yet another “brilliant” idea – he suggested that listeners join in on the tour and convoy with Freddy to Dallas – like a groupie tour – and like the movie Beetlejuice, at the mention of the word “convoy”, the song magically appears – WOW – I haven’t heard Kidd play “Convoy” on the show in YEARS – if you’re a longtime listener, you’ll know that Kidd used to play the hook often – yeah, I don’t miss that at all!

Anyway, back to Freddy – Philly is apparently 97 miles from our new Wilkes-Barre/Scranton affiliate (and Barre is pronounced “berry”) and A.J., the Program Director, has offered to help with the concert – he’s secured a spot that is big enough to hold a few hundred people – hmm … do that many people in Pennsylvania love Freddy – I mean, the KKITM show is big – possibly even HUGE!! but are we huge enough to send hundreds of people to see Freddy with one day’s notice – Kidd didn’t seem to think so – and I think I’m going to have to agree – I guess we’ll find out tomorrow - and if you’re in the area, go see Freddy today at 5pm – he’s performing at The Woodlands Inn and Resort in Scranton

During The Break – Jason Mraz is in the building – maybe it’s just me but I think he may be too cool for the room – he came in with sunglasses and a wool hat – I hate people who wear sunglasses indoors – the lights are fluorescent and all, but they’re not THAT bright! Anyway, the word around the building is that Jason is pretty laid back – in a “hey, is it 4:20?” kind of way – not saying that he participates, just that he has that kind of laid back vibe – I think it’s an artist thing

The thing I’ve been waiting for all morning – the Not Ready for Drive Time Players – “Mommy and Daddy Meet Uncle Daddy” – I love all things Kellie Rasberry – even when Kidd makes fun of her family – I know Kellie doesn’t think it’s nearly as funny as anyone else – but how can you not laugh at Kidd’s accent?? Co-me-dy!! i haven’t heard the script but I’m willing to bet that Kellie will not be on board – insert “BitKiller” drop here

So Al reads the intro and in true Al fashion, he screwed it up – ugh. Do we expect any less? And can someone tell me when Kellie and Uncle Daddy are going to transition from ”the girl/guy I’m dating” to “boyfriend and girlfriend” - I mean, if you’re not dating anyone else, aren’t you boyfriend and girlfriend?? There’s no way I could truly capture the greatness of “Mommy and Daddy Meet Uncle Daddy” so you’ll have to go listen to it on the K-Pod – but here’s a few reasons why you shouldn’t miss this one:

“And that’s why, Kellie, you should never uncross your legs in public”

2 words – possum casserole!!

More plays on Shanon and Uncle Daddy’s “secret” relationship”

J-Si’s terrible impression of Uncle Daddy – I haven’t even met Uncle Daddy and I could tell it was awful – funny … but awful!

And last but not least – Al’s inappropriate comment about Kidd nailing Connie (Kellie’s mama)

Stay tuned because apparently this was only Day One, Episode One of “Mommy and Daddy Meet Uncle Daddy” – this could very well be Radio Gold

Jason Mraz in studio – I don’t know who finally instituted the web cam but it is awesome – seeing Jason perform was pretty impressive – he has a great voice and performed an impromptu version of “This Is Why I’m Hot” – I never knew a silly rap song could sound so good! He may be super laid back but that voice is yummy!! His newest song is “I’m Yours” and Pepsi is spending big money promoting it – maybe they should invest some of that money in getting Jason to take it up a notch – Kidd was a little pissy because Jason was so low key – again, I think it’s an “I’m an artiste” thing – but whatev – come on dude – it’s radio!! Kidd suggested Jason and Sara Bareilles should get together because she interviews the same way – and leave it to Kellie to come with the master impression – oh well, his second song was way upbeat so I think it made up for his relaxed way – it’s called “Dynamo of Evolution” and according to Jason, the song is about “the energy people exchange when they give each other a high five” – um, okay … a little out there, but still a cool song – though I don’t know he was able to sig that fast – it sounded like acoustic rap – anyway, if you’re into Jason Mraz, his new album comes out May 13^th – and if you’re going to the show in New Orleans tonight, I’d love to hear about it

During The Break – I haven’t really had time to catch up with anyone so when Kellie passed by, I snagged her to get some dish – wow – she looks awesome!!! She is so freaking thin – call me jealous, because I am!!! she gave me the lowdown on this diet thing she’s doing – it sounds WAY hard – it involves B12 shots, some sort of cream and a very strict diet – but she is bound and determined not to lose this bet and I don’t blame her – plus if it gets her back to her wedding day weight, more power to her!!

FINALLY – why would a woman call Al pathetic and can you guess who it was – hmmm … Bartendica perhaps?? Well, duh. Bartendica says that Al is not making her a priority and not treating her the way she deserves to be treated – same story, different day – here’s my personal take on the whole thing – she dated Al once before and it didn’t work out then for whatever reason – but did she really think Al had changed? I know I give Al a hard time 0 but I really do love him – and while he’s made some really big strides, the man is a commitmentphobe – it is time for them both to go there separate ways – Kidd said the day Al lost Bartendica was the day Al bought her a computer – there may be something to that …

I love contests – especially ones you can play along at home – so here we go – you can’t actually win the trip (cause we have to give it away on air), but I bet you can get the answers just by the clues – so if you want to play along …

CELEBRITY #1 – ACTOR, ENTOURAGE, VIBRATIONS

CELEBRITY #3 – TV PERSONALITY, DRUNK, IDOL

CELEBRITY #3 – ACTRESS, TRANSLATION, THROAT BUBBLE

ANSWERS

Mark Wahlberg

Paula Abdul

Scarlett Johansson

We were running late today so we got to the Showbiz Top 5 super late – the major highlights

#5 – Sandra Bullock and hubby were hit in their car by drunk driver – everyone’s okay

#4 – Britney will do another episode of How I met Your Mother

#3 – American Idol’s Kristy Lee Cook was proposed to by her boyfriend after she got kicked off

#4 – Jordin Spark cancelled her weekend shows because of an acute vocal cord hemorrhage

#5 – Mariah Carey was booed for showing up late to autograph session and then leaving before signing all 1000 autographs

So my first day back was kind of hectic – it usually is when we have a guest in studio – so that, combined with my new duties (that’s right, I said duties) – well, it may take me a couple of days to get my rhythm back – and I tend to be a little (or a lot) wordy and I really don’t want this to suck – so I’m open to feedback – and I can take negative – but don’t be nasty for the sake of being nasty – if you don’t like something say so – but be constructive – and if something is really, really bad – I’m using Sydney as my excuse – after all, isn’t that what kids are for???