Kidd Kraddick Remix

MOST RANDOM SHOW CONVERSATION

A conversation about zippers – yes, zippers

Kidd asked what the part of the zipper that you pull on is called – J Si announced that Kinsey took a class on zippers and Al asked if Michael Jackson taught it – a listener called in to tell us that that the pull thing is called the zipper gripper and Al asked her if she was black because she rhymed – Shanon actually looked up the name of the “thingy that you grab when you’re trying to move the zipper” – if you’re interested, it’s a pull tab – I told you it was random …

KELLIE RASBERRY “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME” MOMENT

Kellie met Strom Thurmond and was wearing her jellies

WORDS THAT J SI CAN’T SAY

et cetera – instead, he said “egzetera”

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON THE SHOW TODAY

Kellie’s voice is back

J Si has decided he’s going to become a Big Brother

Al has an appearance at a school but has no idea why

Shanon stood next to someone who was amazingly beautiful

Kidd would wear jellies if he was a girl

People ask all the time why J Si isn’t on the returns – why it’s always just Kidd, Kellie and Al – and there isn’t really a specific reason, but part of it is because we have a limited amount of time to get those in and if we have 4 clips, we tun over – but Kidd is considering adding J Si to the returns – but in order to add J Si, he has to drop someone else – and since the show is called Kidd Kraddick in the Morning … so stay tuned for details on how we’re gonna bump Kellie or Al from the returns

FREDDY UPDATE

Kidd has Freddy good news and Freddy bad news – the good news is, there’s someone who wants to turn Freddy’s story into a tv show – the bad news is, it’s Ryan Seacrest – you know Ryan Seacrest – Ryan “I own the E! network and American Idol and rule Los Angeles radio and am taking over for Larry King and have a star on the Hollywood walk of Fame and Kidd has none of this” Seacrest – yeah, that Ryan – poor Kidd – he’s a little jealous of Ryan – well, maybe not jealous – maybe just resentful that Ryan is better looking, more successful and WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY richer than Kidd could ever hope to be – bummer – I mean it’s good for Freddy – but if this thing goes through, we won’t be able to diss Ryan Seacrest anymore and Kellie will have to say really nice things about him – and as much as people complain about Kellie being too negative – Susie Sunshine Kellie is no fun!!

Freddys’ song “Defying Gravity” is getting airplay and because of that, he needs a video – we asked listeners to send their video ideas to helpfreddy@helpfreddy.com – and we’ve gotten a bunch of them but we still need more – mainly because it seems like the majority of the ideas are really similar to the ideas that the show threw out yesterday –  Freddy flying through the air, Freddy showing up the record execs that dumped him, Freddy jumping off of a building, etc, etc – the best idea we got today was a take off of The Wizard of Oz – Freddy bungee jumps and lands in a Wizard of Oz dream sequence and everyone in the show is there – Kidd is the Wizard, Al is Toto (yeah dawg!), Kellie is the good witch and Shanon is the wicked witch – J Si wasn’t thrilled with this idea because the listener didn’t mention him at all – don’t worry J Si – they didn’t mention me either – and at least Kidd offered you the role of the munchkins!  I think this is the best idea so far and tigernamedtony07 can totally see Shanon saying, “I’ll get you my Freddy and your lil guitar too”

We never really got too deep into American Idol – in case you live under a rock – it’s going to be a David vs. David show down – and truly, this was never a big secret – that’s what the judges were gunning for and making comments to sway the voters – plus, Kidd had the inside scoop and had the American Idol results early – he even posted them on the Message Board so that everyone would know

HIZZLE

Jessica Alba’s pregnancy wasn’t an accident

Ashlee Simpson accidentally slammed Britney Spears on British radio

Matthew McConaughey was sent a case of deodorant from Axe because he doesn’t wear any

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are getting engaged

Poor Al – you know you’re lonely when you text message 10 people to see if they want to go see Alicia Keys and every one of them turns you down – Kidd and Kellie tried to make him feel better saying that it was because it was late notice and the middle of the week – but I think Al is just in a slump – 7 no’s in less than 30 minutes – and 3 people who didn’t even bother to respond?  That’s pretty bad – who turns down Alicia Keys??  Anyway – Al must have still been feeling bad about himself this morning because what should have been a “I waited over an hour to interview Alicia Keys and only got 10 seconds with her” turned into THE LONGEST STORY EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER – as it turned out, he and Shanon waited for a really long time and then the minute they got to Alicia, Al whipped out the recorder and was instantly shut down by Alicia’s 7′x7′ bodyguard – apparently this guy was bigger than any man on the planet and Al got scared and jetted – Kidd wanted to have bad attitude about it, but he knows good and well he would’ve done the same thing – but since he wasn’t there, he could talk trash and took the opportunity to tell Al and Shanon what they should have done – you know, like have Shanon fake a terrible medical emergency as a diversionary tactic so that Al could have run to Alicia and gotten the interview – hmm, okay – I’m SURE that would’ve worked – is my sarcasm font working today??

DURING THE BREAK

The webcam is still pretty new – so new, that the show often forgets that it’s on – especially during breaks – If you were watching the webcam around 8:18am Central, you got a real behind the scenes moment – our local station was playing Jordin Sparks’ “No Air” and Shanon , being the lover of Jordin that she is, broke out into song – now, you couldn’t actually here her sing (which may or may not have been a blessing depending on your viewpoint) but you definitely got to see a performance – Shanon sang her little heart out – and what you missed by not actually being at the show was J Si singing the duet part and Shanon throwing it to Big Al for some background oohs and aaahs – personally, this was the highlight of my day – especially since i was able to give the Chat Room watchers a heads up so they wouldn’t  miss it – and if you don’t have the webcam up, then you’ll have to use your imagination like Ross from the Chat Room who said, “Is it wrong if I’m picturing J SI singing the Jordan Sparks and Shanon the Chris Brown parts of the lyrics!?” – yes, Ross – that is wrong – wrong, wrong, dirty and wrong!!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – America’s Next Top Model has a plus sized winner but she may have been a plant

#4 – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins

#3 – Lauren Conrad was dating pro baseball player Doug Reinhardt but they’ve already broken up

#2 – Jessica Simpson may have predicted her breakup with Tony Romo

#1 – Simon says that David Cook will win American Idol

We’ve been playing Six Seconds to the Beach for Trip A Day forEVA so Kidd decided to introduce a new game – he called it the One Name Celebrity Game – there was even a jingle – the idea is we get 2 contestants on the phone and then have them guess the last names of the first name of a celebrity – the show will have already thrown out their guess and the contestant with the most matches wins – hmmmm … funny how this game sounds exactly like Match Game – the Match Game that Kidd never lets Kellie play even though people e love it – for you old timers, “I said bean pie, Chuck” – that still makes me laugh to this day – the best part of today’s One Name Celebrity Game – the first name was Tom – the obvious choices were Cruise, Hanks or Selleck – but leave it to random man to throw out Joyner – yes -radio Tom Joyner who is on against KKITM in several markets – good job Al – and speaking of jobs – are you looking for a new one yet??  The tie breaker name was Barry – the contestants had a hard time coming up with an answer let alone the ones the show came up with – my guess was Gibb – Kidd and Kellie said Manilow – Barry Manilow – how the hell did I miss that one???

Don’t you hate when people say “it’s the principle” – Kidd says this every time the Rock Band topic comes up and by this point, all I hear is Kidd saying “WAH-WAH-WAH” – but it still makes me laugh – J Si walked in on playing Rock Band – but she doesn’t know how to play the drums or the guitar – so she just sings the song – so it’s not really Rock Band, it’s just karaoke – so since she was singing out loud J Si decided to tape it – only we never got to hear it because instead of playing the bit – Kidd decided to complain, yet again, how J Si stole the Rock Band game and complain that he wants the game back knowing good and well that Kidd will never actually play it – Kidd even went as far as to put Shanon in charge of getting the game back, seeing as how she’s lobbying for firing privileges in the case Kidd’s untimely demise – J Si seems to think that Kidd is joking but Kidd demanded 10 bits a day from J Si (that will never see the light of day) until he gets the game back – I don’t know about you but I’m willing to be that there will NOT be a Rock Band appearance on tomorrow’s show – but maybe that’s just me

Kidd finally announced the latest winner of the Chat Room contest – congratulations to AllegedlyMe – she had some really funny stuff on Monday – and for that she won $100 – and the reason we can give away $100?  It’s because KKITM runs the Internets – that’s right, with an “S” – Internets – we run the Internets and if you people can’t cooperate – well, we’ll turn this whole thing off – and don’t think we can’t do it – we have the switch in the back!