Kidd Kraddick Remix

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“Because I don’t want it to sound read-y” – Al on why he tries to ad lib while reading liners

“SAVE THAT” OF THE DAY

“You’re so gay” – Al’s date to him at the end of his Exit Interview

BEHIND THE SCENES

Be looking out for a new Behind the Mic – I can’t describe it but believe me when I say it is LAUGH OUT LOUD funny!!!

BEHIND THE SCENES WITH J SI – things J Si says in the Geek Room that you won’t hear on air

Mexican Word of the Day – Chile

When my wife and I were dating she was fine, but since we got married CHILE herself go (insert J Si’s “I think I’m HI-larious” laughter here)

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE SHOW

I’m taking you down to Animal Control and you’re gonna be euthanized today – said by Kellie Rasberry in a sing song voice

FUNNIEST CONVERSATION FROM THE SHOW TODAY

From J Si’s Hip Hop Drive Thru bit

Taco Bell Employee: You watch too much tv

J Si: no, YOU watch too much tv

Good lord.  J Si is such a 5 year old!!

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie had Piggly Wiggly t-shirts in her chair when she got here this morning

Al wants the astronauts with the broken toilet to hold it

J Si’s sister has MySpace and a boyfriend

Shanon was invited to a grown up prom and all of her high school feelings of being rejected have returned

Kidd was going to come in with a hook on his hand to see if anyone noticed

Now that Kidd has discovered the “greatness” of the $40 intercom walkie talkie system, he’s going to put it to good use – well at least today – so he checked in with me and everyone else in the building and everyone is fine – aren’t you glad you know that J

Anyway, Kellie is convinced that she is a bad mom because she can’t change Emma Kelly’s diaper – Emma Kelly is at that stage where she won’t be still during diaper changes – she was so wiggly that Kellie ended up getting poop on the carpet – she was so concerned about Emma Kelly moving that she had to ask Nanny Laura to show her how to change Emma Kelly – imagine Kellie’s surprise when she found out that Nanny Laura pins down Emma Kelly’s arms and body with her leg – hey, as a mom, I can tell you – you do what ya’ gotta do!

HIZZLE

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are finally confirming her pregnancy

George Clooney is single again

Gary Dourdan will not go to jail for drug possession

American Idol producers won’t let Paula Abdul do Dancing With the Stars

iTunes Top 5

5. Natasha Bedingfield

4. Rihanna

3. Katie Perry

2. David Cook

1. Coldplay

Taco Bell has ripped off the Hip Hop Drive Thru from J Si – that’s right, I said it – and if it was me, I’d be all over Taco Bell getting PAID –  J Si doesn’t want any money though – he just wants to be in the commercial – so he took Andrew “what are you TAAALKING about” with him to Taco Bell to tell them that they stole his bit – I’m not sure why he took Andrew, but Kellie suggested that Andrew and J Si have some sort of intimate bond going on – I’ll keep you updated on that developing story – in the meantime, Kellie suggested they call Taco Bell and pitch the Incompetent Rap Duo because while J Si is good, he’s not quite as good as the Taco Bell commercial – personally, I think they should pitch themselves as the Illiterate Rap Duo because neither one of them can read worth a crap – I’ll give J Si some leeway because English is his second language, but Andrew – there’s no excuse – he just sounds like a Kidd who is just learning to read – so imagine what he sounded like trying to rap to Souljah Boy having never seen the words – and apparently Andrew lives under a rock because it sounded like he had never heard the song either – to truly appreciate this bit, check out the Kpod

Al finally had a semi-successful match.com date – when I say semi-successful, I mean he didn’t get stood up – now let me start by saying that I was at the movie screening with Al and I’m telling you – this chick looked liked she was a freshman in college – not like “I toured Europe for a couple of years to find myself” freshman – more like an “I graduated a year early and I’m 17″ freshman – so Al takes her to the “Sex and the City” movie screening – as is Al’s M.O., he arranged it so that he hardly had to speak to her – he picked her up with just enough time to sit down before the movie started and took her home right after the movie – she lives about 15 minutes away from the theater so basically, it was 30 minutes worth of talking and since 10 minutes of it was wasted on Al’s latest idea “The Exit Interview” …  this started out as a good idea – have the girl rate the date and give Al feedback on what he can do better – Al’s first downfall was pointing out that the girl can’t pronounce the plural of the word “text” – instead of saying texts, she says “Texas” – Al spent the majority of the interview trying to correct her – come on Al, what type of grammatical skills do you expect from a 9^th grader?  If Al had any sense, he would have ended the bit here – but instead he turned Oogey Man with the scary voice and then said the phrase “Kissy Kissy” – are you kidding me??  I think Cory from the Chat Room read my mind, “Gee, I can’t see why BA is still single.. he has such a way with words” – Obviously this girl’s parents never taught her about Stranger Danger because this would have been the part where she started screaming for the police!!!  As Mrs. Jane said, “she should have punched him in the face and ran!” – It’s been a slow week comment-wise in the Chat Room but this bit brought everyone out of the woodwork – Ross used his online oogey voice to do his imitation of Big Al: “Say baby… how about you put down your backpack and Chemistry Set, let’s go to the Sweat Motel…for some sweat time” ewwww – Abbeym32 thinks, “all the ladies at match.com are blocking big al right now” -

Poor Al – Cory thinks Al is in the wrong business, “if Big Al would’ve opened a Chuck E Cheese instead of a bar, he would have dates for life” or like SpeedHighway said, “Big Al! DJ by day! Stalker by night!”

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – thedirty.com says that Kobe Bryant had an affair with a Laker Girl named Vanessa

#4 – Paula Abdul wants to compete on Dancing With the Stars but American Idol won’t let her

#3 – Over 1000 people weren’t able to get into the Sex and the City screening

#2 – George Clooney is single again

#1 – Pete and Ashlee Wentz are acknowledging their pregnancy

That’s What She Said for Trip A Day

Dad is eating a taco and I’m just watching him

I don’t know but very little – probably about 3 inches

I don’t have a favorite – I just have to do them

My favorite thing is that you were a mama’s boy – (awww, J Si is a mama’s boy)

There was a boy behind me and then I reached back and felt my hair was all sticky

Everyone on the show has a flaw: Kidd is an interrupter, J Si thinks he is the best at everything (which of course J Si doesn’t see as a flaw), Kellie is acerbic, whiny and a complainer and Big Al – well, Big Al unintentionally turns everything into a lesson for something else – which is why Al thinks he is qualified to give Big Al’s Business Tip of the Day – today’s tip?  WAITING – Al thinks that you should always make people wait 30-45 minutes when they come to your business – why?  because people like to wait – huh???  now I am a person that thinks Al is funniest when he fails – Kidd, on the other hand, not so much – which is why when he asked Shanon if she thought this bit was worthy of being played on Kidd Kraddick in the Morning, Shanon screamed out “Just punch me in the head!!”  poor Shanon – there isn’t enough money in the world to produce this show!!

Sex and the City preview – one word FABULOUS!!!!  If you were a Sex and the City fan before, you will LOVE this movie – here are a couple of teasers, but none of them spoilers!  The closet – AMAZING!!!  The clothes – as fabulous as you remember, the shoes – fabulous-ER!!  Big has upgraded from a Town Car to a Mercedes – very nice!!  Lily is the sweetest little girl ever – Carrie’s dark hair – not so great!  Jennifer Hudson’s accent is annoying – lots of laughs and lots of tears but you will love it all!!

FREDDY UPDATE

The big reality TV meeting today has been postponed because Freddy’s mom was diagnosed with cancer this week – she’s having surgery today and Freddy went home to be with his mom – the meeting will happen tomorrow instead but in the meantime, we want to send lots of prayers to Freddy’s mom, Nina – if you want to leave Freddy’s mom a message, you can do it here:  http://friends.kiddlive.com/profile/Freddy – The Way – is actually about his mom – after seeing people change after he got dropped from his record label, Freddy wrote  “The Way” because the way his mom is now, is the way she will always be – our prayers are with you Nina!