Kidd Kraddick Remix

FUNNIEST THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

Al being called the Token Black Dude on the show by another Token Black Dude in LA

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE SHOW

“You must be the smartest person on the show because no one could act THAT stupid” – Al recalling a total stranger telling him this

MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT ON THE SHOW

It’s a toss up – it’s between J Si singing “gimme, gimme, gimme more” while hugging it out with a guy or Kidd’s not so subtly pointing out B Wood as the cooler version of Big Al – though I would like to see a picture …

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie wants to see the Se and the City movie again even though she’s seen it twice

Al has a date with a hot Brazilian who doesn’t know anyone in town

J Si is going to Vegas with Uncle Daddy

Shanon has worst tan lines on the show

Kidd is live from L.A.!!!

FLUSH THE FORMAT

Hot in Herre – Nelly

Fergilicious – Fergie

Mash Up – This Love/Maroon 5 and Naughty Girl/Beyonce

Dirrty – Christina Aguilera

Intergalactic Planetary – Beastie Boys

Let Me Clear My Throat – DJ Kool

Shake That – Eminem

Low – Flo-Rida

Da Dip – Freak Nasty

Are You Gonna Be My Girl – Jet

HIZZLE

Clay Aiken is going to be a dad – through artificial insemination

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are a couple and have met each others family

Sanjaya will be doing insurance commercials

T.I is doing a reality show before he does to jail

We talked to David Archuleta today – despite what you’ve heard about his dad being a horrible stage dad and beating him when he performs badly (or maybe you just heard that beating thing from us – ha-ha-ha!!!), he says his dad loves him and is very supportive – and even though he had to sing a million different genres on American Idol and he really, really, really likes Wicked – he truly sees himself as a pop star! What? Stranger things have happened – Clay Aiken anyone??

The world may very well be coming to an end – at least for J Si – his 13 year old sister has a MySpace – and a 15 year old boyfriend – and the 2 of them together – well, let’s just say that J Si is ready to head to San Diego to start removing male appendages – apparently this kid is talking about “hittin’ it” and other things that are completely inappropriate for a 13 year old and 15 year old to be discussing – I’m not sure where we got off track here – when did it become okay for boys to say inappropriate things (sexually and otherwise) to girls? and when did girls decide that, not only is it okay to be treated that way, but to also like it? I tried to tell J Si that no matter how much he hates this kid, his efforts would be better spent talking to his sister – even if J Si does break every bone in his body, he’s probably still going to be a jerk who just wants to get busy with a 13 year old – ew. But how about teaching your sister a little self respect – and teaching her that there will be plenty of boys chasing after her – so many that she doesn’t need to bother with the ones that talk to her crazy – stay tuned because I know there will be more to come from this story!

FREDDY UPDATE

If you missed yesterday’s show, Freddy’s mom was diagnosed with cancer and surgery yesterday – the surgery went well and now she’ll have to go through chemo – please keep Nina in your prayers – cancer sucks.

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Bill Murray’s wife has filrd for divorce – Bill is a druggie and an abuser

#4 – Harrison finally proposed to Calista Flockhart … on April Fool’s Day

#3 – Britney Spears is not pregnant – medicine is making her fat

#2 – Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially a couple

#1 – Clay Aiken is going to be a dad

J Si going to Vegas with Uncle Daddy but Kellie wasn’t invited – Kidd tried to make it like Kellie was purposely excluded – and maybe she was – but she didn’t seem to torn up about it – could this be the end of Kellie and Uncle Daddy? Is it because she’s in love with British Guy? Will J Si be left in the middle – torn between Kellie and Uncle Daddy? All this and more on the next As the Radio Turns …

That’s What She Said for Trip A Day – this is my new favorite game – especially since i intend to use this as blackmail against J Si – anytime he gets out of line, I’ll threaten to call his mom and expose why he’s really calling and her so often (insert evil laugh here)

It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done

I wish I could relax more

I would jump up and down and scream – yeah, yeah, yeah

I hate when your dad comes in the back door and doesn’t tell me

I love Conan O’ Brien – I think he is hilarious – which is why I am horribly jealous of the person that will win the Forever the Sickest Kids contest – next week, you have to call us with your sickest voice and convince us that you’re sick – as an example, we replayed the time that Kidd called in sick … to a job that he doesn’t have!!! Here’s a tip for next week – don’t call us and say that you’re having problems in the bedroom – that’s too oogey – and don’t tell us that you have “the diarrhea” – because that’s just ew.

Movie Talk

Sex and the City Movie – GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!! I can’t say it enough – I’ve now seen it twice!

With Kidd being in LA, we replayed Jason Mraz being in studio – I can’t say that I’ma fan of his – but I LOVE that acoustic version of him performing “I’m Yours” – and I love the jingle he does for us – that song will be in my head all day long today – but in a good way!!

Behind the Mic

I told you this was coming …

Al – I have 2 words for you – side.walk

Kellie – I have two words for you air.plane – Al do you just try to sound stupid – sidewalk has never been 2 words!!”

Hearing Kellie scold Big Al like he is a small child just tickled me to death – and hearing Al get all sheepish with Kellie like a puppy – oh, the hilarity – and the really funny thing that you didn’t hear on air – J Si reading his line – “I have 2 words for you – beach” – HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think J Si and I were the only ones that thought that was funny – but I’m okay with that!!!