Kidd Kraddick Remix

“SAVE THAT” OF THE DAY

If anybody listening wants to send me a coupon, I will take it!!! – Kellie Rasberry

KELLIE RASBERRY “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME” MOMENT

Kellie whining because Al wants to move from their neighborhood

RANDOM CONVERSATION OF THE DAY

Kellie: You can throw $20 cause you’re so stinking rich?? (directed towards Al)

Kidd: I can!!!

BEHIND THE SCENES

J Si – is there something you need to tell us??

THINGS KIDD COMPLAINED ABOUT TODAY

Shanon typing during the show – um, that’s part of her job, dude

MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT ON THE SHOW

Big Al trying to recall a quote from the Sex and the City movie

SpeedHighway called it: **chirp chirp**

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie has a date with 3 hot guys tonight and she’s treating because she has a COUPON!!!

Big Al is going to do something life changing

Shanon accused “you people” of stealing her pop tart – screeeeeeech. That’s the show coming to a complete stop – apparently it was J Si that stole Shanon’s pop tart and it was the special princess pop tart – or something like that – all I know is she was really mad – and just because J Si is her temporary boyfriend for the next 3 weeks didn’t givehim the right to eat her pop tart – Shanon even said that she would wash his underwear (or buy him new ones) but that she was not willing to share her food – so there.

We have new phone screeners – Nathan/Nate aka the guy whose car you can throw up in and it’ll be okay and Michelle

HIZZLE

Ruben Studdard is getting married this weekend and has 20 groomsmen

Britney regained overnight visitation of her boys

Heather Locklear is in rehab for depression

Lindsay Lohan is actually going to work when she is supposed to

FREDDY UPDATE

Freddy was in Vegas for an event that ended up being canceled – so he was stuck in Vegas with nothing to do – ran into Robbie, the manager for Forever the Sickest Kids and ended up introducing the band at their concert – they’re going to play together sometime in the future – wanna see an exclusive performance from Freddy? Check out alloy.com – and here’s what else Freddy has been up to

What’s that I hear? The comedy train – and it is hauling a load of comedy

Apparently a lot of people in on the show have interns these days – and Kidd Kraddick is one of them – 17 year old Patrick is Kidd’s intern and is an improv genius – not only that, he runs an improv group at his high school – and that qualifies him to lead the show through a couple of improvisational exercises – but before we got started,Kidd wanted Patrick to rate the improvisational skills of the show – of course, first on the list was Kidd – then Kellie – then J Si and Shanon – BGJ esd 5^th – do you notice anyone conspicuously missing – yep, Big Al – why? Because we didn’t have time to list the other 125 people that work in this office to get to Al!!!

now as we go through the lessons, keep in mind, there are 3 rules of improv

Improv – The 3 Rules Of Improv

1. Make the other person look good

2. Listen to what the other person is saying

3. Be Spontaneous

The first example was where Patrick would throw out a topic and then everyone adds a sentence to the story by using the corresponding letter of the alphabet – this one didn’t last long – Al got stumped at the letter B – time to switch gears – so next you’re supposed to act like you ‘re in a foreign film – J Si and Al are the actors and Kidd and Kellie are the translators – our choices for Foreign Film were in Italian or Japanese – Kellie thought, I think the Italian accent would be much less offensive – so go with Japanese” – so that’s where we went – Kidd decided that the name of the movie would be “The Riff” only he pronounced it in Japanese and said “Wiff” – get it?? Kellie didn’t – and that nearly sent Kidd over the edge – especially when Kellie decided that was stupid because “Japanese people can say their ‘R’s ‘”- again, there is really no way to explain the hilarity that ensued – you HAVE to listen to the KPod – but know that it went from bad to worse to so frekain hysterical – does Japanese sound anything like dogs barking? It does if you’re Big Al – then we tried Italian which was only a slight bit above the Japanese – yeah – there are no words – and I can’t wait to listen to the Warm Up Show tomorrow – ciao bella!!

Kellie has a hot date tonight with Not-Derek, J Si and Big Al – there was some talk about where everyone might be sitting and it looks like Big Al will once again be alone **singing** One is the loneliest number …” Kidd did his impression of Not-Derek which was hilarious – but I don’t really understand why Not-Derek sounds like a surfer dude – or why he uses words like epic and stellar – but then, as hot as he is – does it really matter?? I’m thinking no – he doesn’t have to be anything but hot

Al got an email from a girl that basically dogged out his bar – it seemed like a really mean email until it was revealed that a few people on the shoe **cough*Shanon*cough*** left Al’s bar to buy drinks from the bar next door because they were cheaper – Shanon told J Si, and he headed next door also – poor Al – it’s a not enough that the regulars are nailing on him, but his very own friends and coworkers – if they keep this up, they’ll be next door all the time – Kellie will be flirting with their hot male bartender – J Si will be eating some of their yummy food – Shanon will be sitting in the air conditioned room watching tv – and AL? well, he’ll be at home wondering why he and Redneck Steve opened an inferior bar that is more expensive

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Michael Jordan blew off a little boy and made him cry

#4 – Heather Locklear has checked herself into rehab for depression

#3 – Shaq had to turn in his badges because of his rap about Kobe

#2 – Britney got overnight visitation of her sons back

#1 – Chris Brown’s mom says Rihanna and Chris are dating

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID - what should have been a fun Trip A Day game went horribly wrong – the contestant didn’t win and Kellie expressed her opinion that the last one should have been a “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” even though J Si and Shanon had already decided that it wasn’t – the contestant begged for the trip and Al decided that we’d give her a chance to get the trip if she was hot – since when does that work?? Shanon got really mad and said there was no way she was getting the trip and that was that – in the meantime, Al and Kellie are looking her up on MySpace and Kidd is being his typical A.D.D self and throwing in random comments left and right – this, boys and girls, is what we refer to as “wheels OFF” – Shanon even tried to hit the button to go to break but Kidd just ignored the jingle and kept on talking – I’m not sure why this went on for so long because at the end of the day, you knew Shanon was going to get her way since just about everyone is scared of her – and finally the madness came to an end – and when I did, I went to give her a hug – but I don’t think it helped because this is what she put on the schedule for tomorrow “TRIP A DAY CONTEST- THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID- IF YOU GUYS WANT TO GO THRU THE ANSWERS FOR A CONSENSUS, WE WILL DO SO AT 5:30am TOMORROW MORNING.”

In case you still care, here is the THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

I liked everything

Your dad poked me in the eye with a stick

I just took a load of your dad’s stuff down South

Even though it was really small, It hurt a lot

I like people who can play an instrument

Meet Forrest – he’s Andrew’s sidekick/intern and to be honest with you, he annoys me just as much as Andrew does – again, he’s a nice kid – but makes me want to bang my head against a concrete wall

Andrew (ohhhhh Andrew – he makes ME nervous says Pita from the Chat Room) liked Brandy and wanted to ask her out again – isn’t the best way to get a girl to go out with you again to call her from the radio station and record the phone call?? I bet you can guess where this is going – no second date for Andrew – oh, Brandy tried to break it to him softly and said that she would check her schedule and see when they could get together for some bowling -but I’m thinking there will be no more contact from Brandy – and can someone tell me why Andrew sounds like Kermit the Frog?? Anyway, don’t worry – Al has Andrew’s back – who will he set Andrew up with next? Either LorenaKinky, Marissa36 or LaceyPrincess

someone on the show got flowers – 5 points if you guess who and why – duh. They were from Rich – I’m not going to spend a lot of time even bothering with this – because it’s all crap – Rich sent J Si flowers under the guise of “apologizing” – oh BS – if Rich was really sorry, he would have told the full story on his show – or he would’ve called into our show to apologize to J Si directly – or he would have emailed J Si – instead, he sent a cheap floral arrangement and misspelled Kidd’s name on the address label – I’d be willing to bet a million dollars that yesterday, Rich spent the majority of his show ripping J Si (and the rest of the show) – why? Because he’s a huge jerk – ‘nuff said

do these say “i’m really sorry for being a HUGE A**”? i didn’t think so.

THIS IS WHY ANDREW BUGS THE CRAP OUT OF ME

God love him – he’s a nice guy but he can be so ding-dang frustrating – so they’re having the conversation on air about the flowers that Rich sent to J Si and Andrew announces to the Geek Room that this must be fake – because how in the world did Rich send flower to J Si all the way from Boston – WTFill in the Blank??? This kid is killing me – you’re 22 and you’re not familiar with the Internets?? Everyone in the room is like “Andrew – are you serious?” and then 5 minutes later he’s all, “oh, I never thought of that’ um, maybe because you spend way too much time in imaginary WoW world instead of the living world with the rest of us!!! :shakes head: he’s hopeless

Ian (Ian – do you know what they told me?) and Laura fell in love and got married – Ian moved from England to Australia – they were building a house and then Laura dumped Ian for another man – so Ian decided to sold his entire life on Ebay – his home, her friends. CD and video collection – why did we tell you this story – to let you know that Al is making a huge life change – he wants to move to where things are happening – that means away from his home that is a mere 2 blocks from the great Kellie Rasberry – stay tuned to see how that plays out – I’m predicting Kellie putting the kibosh on that!!