Kidd Kraddick Remix

FLASHBACK STORY OF THE DAY

Want to see a grown man cry?  Chase after Big Al with a bug – more specifically, a roach – back when Troy was here, he actually picked up a roach with his bare hands (cause he’s gross like that!) and chased Big Al around the studio with the roach – we locked the studio so that Al couldn’t escape – boy, I wish we’d had video back then – talk about hilarity ensuing!!!

KELLIE RASBERRY’S DIVA MOMENT

Only the great Kellie Rasberry could spend the weekend going to a hotel grand opening (complete with celebrities -Martin Scorsese, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, Kevin and Nick Jonas,  Joey Fatone and Stacy Kiebler) – then hanging out with the Dallas Stars hockey team under the tunnel after the game – and then hanging out in the owner’s suite at the Dallas Cowboys game

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Is a man that’s afraid of bugs a deal breaker?  Um, yeah.

THINGS KELLIE SAID THAT MADE ME LAUGH

“You go poo-poo in the potty?  You poo poo’d for mommy???” – loudly in a restaurant after finding out Emma Kelly pooped in the potty for the first time

WHY YOU GOTTA ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW

Kidd sad that Freddy isn’t listening to the radio today because it’s Rosh Hashanah – um, why wouldn’t he listen to the radio on the Jewish New Year??

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie is glad to be at work after her busy weekend

Big Al was amused by Shanon and Andrew’s fight this morning

J Si got blown off by a celebrity he thought he was cool with

Shanon doesn’t like boys because of Andrew

HIZZLE

Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI charges

Kanye West will not face felony charges

On his 36^th birthday, Jermaine Dupri threw up in Janet Jackson’s lap – ew.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are married

Sexy Jack’s grandmother passed away over the weekend after a long illness so he was a little down – but far be it for this show to let anyone languish in sadness – Kidd immediately accused Jack of using his dead grandmother as an excuse not to get Kidd a rickshaw – if you’re a long time listener, you’ll remember that Troy, our old production guy, once lied about his dead grandmother – we were going to cut up his Wubbie aka his dirty gross security blanket – but backed down when he said that his dead grandmother gave it to him when he was a baby – too bad he lied and his grandma was still alive and kicking

Kidd maintains that every woman has cried to get out of ticket – although Kellie hasn’t because she said she can’t cry on cue – and Shanon has teared up but she wasn’t sure if it actually got her out of a ticket – I’ve never cried to get out of a ticket – but I’ve flirted my way out of a couple and definitely been super nice and respectful to get out of a ticket – you’d be surprised how well that works!!  But Kidd says that a woman who cries can get out of anything when it comes to the PO-lice (as all pronounces it) – we even had a call from a girl who cried to keep her mom from being arrested – they were pulled over for busted tail light while they were moving – the car was filled with stuff so the police searched the vehicle – when they found a drug pipe, the daughter turned on the waterworks to keep her mom from going to jail – and it worked – the police confiscated the pipe and let her go – fortunately, the mom has been clean and sober for about 3 years now – but the kicker was from a girl who was driving drunk and got out of the whole thing by crying – she apparently t-boned a car at 10 o’clock in the morning (who the hell is drunk at 10am??) – then she called 911 and while waiting for them to show up, she slammed her head into the steering wheel to cause herself more injury – when the paramedics showed up she faked an asthma attack – she was also driving without a driver’s license and insurance – it was a good story, but I’m calling BS – do you honestly think that even the nicest cop in the world was gonna let her off without so much as a warning?  And what happened to the person in the other car?  And don’t they test you for alcohol at the hospital?  Yeah – B to tha’ S!!

DEMI LOVATO

J Si interviewed Demi Lovato and I am now a fan – she is SO super cute – WAY better than that annoying Miley Cyrus!!

Interesting facts about Demi

She wasn’t wearing shoes during the interview

She made fun of J Si for wearing a Chargers jersey

She played it off (very well I might add!) when J Si asked her about Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift dating

She and Selena Gomez became BFFs when working together on Barney

She and Selena have a movie coming out next year called “Princess Protection Program”

She’s a former pageant girl but couldn’t remember how many titles she’d won

Kellie reminds her of her mom because her mom has a Southern accent

She celebrated her 16^th birthday at Applebees – SHOUT OUT Kidd Kraddick

BAD LOOKING OUT

Kidd claims to be all BFFs with Good Charlotte but didn’t have any of their music in his iPod when Joel went through it!!

WORSE LOOKING OUT

Kidd is staying at a house in Austin that is across the street from a graveyard – the clicker on the key fob was broken so Kidd accidentally left the car unlocked – and someone broke into (or just opened the door) and stole everything in the car, including Kidd’s Adderall – fortunately for us (and y’all) A.D.D. Boy had a 3 pill hidden stash!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Everything in Michael Vick’s storage unit was sold for $10

#4 – Miley Cyrus’ birthday is being held the same weekend as Gay Days

#3 – Jermaine Dupri got drunk and threw up on Janet Jackson at the club

#2 – Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI

#1 – Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married over the weekend

THE GREAT DEBATE

In honor of the upcoming election, this week’s Trip A Day will be given to the best debater – we’ll get 2 contestants on the phone and give them a topic – they’ll have 5 minutes to formulate their argument and the best one wins – today’s argument – should a woman have the right to withhold “googling” privileges when her man doesn’t help out around the house - Keenan and Melissa played with Melissa being the pro and Keenan with the con

Melissa started out with the statement that men should share the household responsibilities – and if he can’t seem to figure out how to help, he should spend some extra time with his personal laptop and use it to for some one on one “google” time

Keenan went with the argument that for men, “googling” is a basic need – just like food and shelter – and that men would be more inclined to help out around the house after a nice round of “googling” … and a nap

Of course Melissa said that “googling” is NOT a basic need and if men needed it so badly, they could “google” all by themselves

Keenan responded with not only was “googling” indeed a basic need, but women who withheld would be inflicting even more pain on the men because “googling” by yourself gives you carpal tunnel syndrome

Kennan won.

What?  I can be a sore loser if I want!

ONLY AL …

Could manage to get himself kidnapped – well not really kidnapped, but that’s what Al called it – Al hooked up with a group of random girls and was going to leave and go to the next spot with them – he was supposed to ride with them but somehow he managed to get into the wrong car – the wrong car girls knew who he was and asked him to get into the car with them and it wasn’t until after he was in the car and headed off with them did he realize that were the wrong girls – good job Al – am I the only one that thinks there may have been a tad bit of alcohol involved …

THE “UM, I’M EATING BREAKFAST” BREAK

Since our day starts about 5am in the morning, we tend to eat breakfast REALLY early – therefore, we forget that the rest of the world eats breakfast at regular time and maybe we shouldn’t be discussing things that could make one lose their breakfast – like …

Bad Naked – Kidd visited Hippie Hollow – which is a clothing optional co-ed lake in Austin, Texas – and when I say clothing optional, I of course mean totally nude naked men over the age of 50

Did Someone Say Roach – Freddy came down to Austin from New York and was staying with Kidd – he totally freaked out when he saw a roach because when he was a teenager, he experienced a really gross encounter involving a roach and his retainer