Kidd Kraddick Remix

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE SHOW

Kinsey – don’t blech at angels – J Si to Kinsey when she said angels were fat

INAPPROPRIATE MOMENT OF THE DAY

Al asking Whitney to stop using the N word on the show – WHEEEEEEE!!!!

KKITM BLAST FROM THE PAST

In response to J Si’s story about Delilah eating Kinsey’s panties, Kidd shared a song he wrote about an issue he once had with his dog Landry – the song was called “Shooting Diarrhea” – yeah – either listen to it on the kPod or let your imagination run wild!

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

All is right in Kellie’s world because Kidd is back, Jack is back and Emma Kelly is back

Big Al did something that no grown man is supposed to see

J Si thinks his dog is discriminating against him because his dog eats Kinsey and Kelly Jo’s underwear but not his

Shanon pulled her groin during an unfortunate kickball incident

Kidd is giving away the stock market today after the biggest drop ever

YOURCAUSE.COM

Your Cause is a cool new site that is kind of like MySpace for charity – it’s designed to help smaller charities get funding for – you can design and activate your own page and then send it out and raise funds for your charity – so we’re asking you guys to design a page for Kidd’s Kids – and to give you a little incentive, whoever raises the most money for Kidd’s Kids through their page, wins a free trip for 4 to Disneyworld – how cool is that??

HIZZLE

Is there a tape of Britney Spears “googling”

Janet Jackson is in the hospital

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have been seen holding hands

DJ AM and Travis Barker have both been released from the Augusta hospital

NEW MUSIC TUESDAY –

Ben Folds – Way To Normal
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson
Kardinal Offishall – Not 4 Sale
Ben Folds – Way To Normal
Robin Thicke- Something Else
Kellie Pickler – Kellie Pickler
T.I. – Paper Trail

KINSEY!!!

Kinsey called to tell us that she thinks J Si is the worst boyfriend in the world because he let Delilah eat all of her and Kelly Jo’s underwear – and he never buys her lingerie so she has to buy her own – somehow this turned into a discussion about Kinsey’s biggest concern – will she be fat in Heaven – J SI tried to tell her that she wouldn’t be and Kellie tried to tell her that it didn’t really matter because it’s only your spirit in Heaven and not your actual body – but since no one has been to Heaven, Kinsey didn’t believe them – but because she’s so SMRT, Kinsey googled angels and was less than happy with her “puffy” results – so she just decided that she’s not going …

“J Si, If I can’t be skinny in Heaven then I don’t want to go and you can suck it – and I can’t go to the other place because the devil’s fat – so I’m staying here” – um, good luck with that Kinsey

THE GREAT DEBATE

Warren vs. Carla – and as predicted – it wasn’t as good as yesterday … in fact – it just sucked – the topic was good though – working moms vs. stay-at-home moms – it definitely had potential – Warren took stay-at-home moms and Carla took working moms – Warren claimed that SAHMs know their kids better  because they have more time to spend with their kids and asked the all important question, “why would you have a baby just to leave it and be raised by Dora the Explorer” – Carla’s stance was that Warren couldn’t really have an opinion on the topic because he’s not a woman says the WM is a woman – and because Warren is not a woman he doesn’t have any expertise on the subject – Warren came back with just because he’s not a woman doesn’t mean he’s not familiar with raising kids – he took custody of his 2 and 3 year old cousins when he was 17 and changed diapers and wiped snot and all that good stuff – and then Carla pointed out that that basically made him a “working mom” and that he basically proved her argument – but instead, the conversation self destructed into Warren and Carla going back and forth about nothing – the show voted and it was split down the middle – although everyone should have vetoed for Carla since she proved her argument – but thankfully, the listener on line 1 broke the tie and Carla is off to Mexico!  I will say we got a great line out of the bit though – Warren said, “POW’s have nothing on the stench of a diaper” – now THAT was funny!

T.I. PHONER

Things we learned about T.I.

This is his 6^th album

He doesn’t think he’s a real celebrity and considers himself to be a working class millionaire

He still goes to the grocery store and carries his own bags

Has 6 kids, 4 boys and 2 girls – the youngest is a 5 month old boy named Major

He still has the same friends from when he was 14 or 15 and they have all grown up together

He can’t vote because of felony convictions but is still leading the charge on people registering to vote

He believes in the right to bear arms as long as you’re not a felon

His best friend was killed right next to them while someone was coming after him

He acknowledges his mistakes and takes responsibilities for them

THE “N” WORD

Big Al came in today wearing his “Abolish the N Word” t-shirt and Kidd challenged him to ask T.I. not to use the N Word anymore – Al didn’t have a problem with that and prepared a little speech for when he talked to T.I. – but before the interview, the topic spawned a whole conversation about the use of the N word – Kellie said that since she grew up in the South, she grew up hearing it and actually used it when she was a child – Kidd said he didn’t grow up hearing it and knew it was offensive – Kidd said none of his friends use it and Al mentioned feeling awkward when his black friends use it in mixed company – of course that led into “why black people can use it and white people can’t” – personally, I am tired of hearing the whole topic being brought up over and over again – Aaron/Cappy/Dino and I had a conversation  about it and he told me how he encountered the word – he took his girls to the park the other day and there was a group of young black girls that were using the N word over and over again very loudly – he was offended because it’s not a word he’s taught his girls and they wouldn’t normally hear – and now, thanks to those girls, his girls have been exposed to it and he’ll have to explain what it means and why they can’t say it and other people can – I understand that from a parental standpoint – but here’s my take on the situation – all of a sudden, it’s “cool” for girls to call each other Bs – you hear Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie call each other Bs as a term of endearment  and it’s not uncommon to see a girl walk up to her girlfriends and say “hey Bs” – those same girls would be ready to throw down in if some girl at the club called them a B – I’ve heard gays call each other the bad “f” word affectionately, but Isaiah Washington lost his job when he said the word – it’s the same thing – lots of demographics have a derogatory word that their group has claimed as their own – and they’re allowed to use it but no one else is – so why the big focus on the N word – surely it’s not the only offensive word that needs to be banned – anyway, sorry about the tangent – that’s just my 2 cents – if we’re going to get up in arms about the N word – let’s get on the bandwagon and ban them all!

SO BACK TO T.I

Al went out on a limb and asked T.I. to consider not using the N word anymore – Al’s point was that T.I.’s parents and grandparents had to suffer through being called that word and that using it would continue that pain – T.I. was cool about that whole thing and while he listened to Al’s argument – he didn’t agree – he said he grew up hearing his grandparents use the N word – he also thinks it’s something that should be left to the individual – he defended his use saying that when addressing certain audience, you have to speak to them on their level – he also pointed out that he didn’t need to use it and was more than capable of engaging in conversation without it – he also said that he doesn’t think that the problems of the black community begin or end with the use of the N word – as Al pointed out, neither Al or T.I.’s mind was changed after the conversation, but I do think that each of them was able to see the other’s viewpoint a little more – I hate that T.I. made such a stupid mistake because I truly think he’s a rapper that has a lot to contribute – I hope his ear goes by quickly and that he returns bigger and better – he gave a really great interview the last time we talked to him and this one wasn’t any different!

WHITNEY PHONER

Whitney has beautiful skin so Kidd asked her for advice on his ruddy complexion – she suggested using Skintimate and getting a new blade for his razor

Whitney went to high school with Spencer but didn’t pay much attention to him

She did try to be diplomatic and wouldn’t actually agree that he was a tool but she did say that there are qualities about him that aren’t very nice

Whitney got on the show by coincidence – she had already applied for the Teen Vogue internship and was asked to audition for the show afterwards

She doesn’t know if she’s doing a spin off but they are in talks

LANCE BASS

Not very conversational, that Lance Bass

He says he would quit Dancing with the Stars to go up in the space shuttle

He was the worst dancer of the N’Syncers – well, him and Chris Kirkpatrick

He dated Topanga from Boy Meets World before he came out of the closet

He doesn’t like the spray tan because it smells bad

Says the male dancers wear seamless underwear or go commando for the tight dance pants

Had the biggest wedgie of his life on last night’s episode

MICHAEL CERA PHONER

I don’t know which was worse – Lance or Michael – I thought he was dull also – but the show seemed to think he was super funny – here’s what I got out of the interview …

He doesn’t hang out in Beverly Hills

He considers Canada his home but has an apartment in L.A

He has a lot of funny videos on You Tube and if you really want to see his best stuff, check out Clarkandmichael.com

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Lil’ Romeo has had 3 expensive bikes stolen in the 5 weeks he’s been in college

#4 – Jesse McCartney’s neighbors have been calling the police on him for having loud parties

#3 – Janet Jackson got sick and canceled her concert in Montreal last night

#2 – Britney’s’ ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is shopping their sex tape to the highest bidder.

#1 – Travis Barker has been released from the hospital and is headed back to LA on a tour bus