Kidd Kraddick Remix

J SI’S “I’M GREAT AT EVERYTHING” MOMENT OF THE DAY

J Si has been practicing nonstop for his performance tonight with Cobra Starship – he said he sat in his car yesterday practicing for hours because he didn’t want to look stupid practicing in the house – um, so you didn’t look stupid sitting and practicing in the car???

KIDD’S “JEALOUS JACK” MOMENT

“You’re taller, younger and hotter than me and that makes you a target” – Kidd – um, it may be time to seek some professional help

THE THING KELLIE SAID THAT ME LAUGH TODAY

“I just don’t want my daughter to be a Goth – is that so wrong and controversial?” – Kellie

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM KKITM

“Seize the power – start a thread” – Kellie Rasberry

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Big Al went on an errand date last night

J Si’s dog Delilah has learned how to hide his car keys

Kidd’s backstage pass had to be cut off by Shanon this morning

Jack is still worried about the Robert Pattinson stunt

SHOUT OUT TO 7-11

7-11 introduced a new Slurpee flavor and donated part of the proceeds to Kidd’s Kids – the final total … $97,500 – dang Pootie – that’s a LOT of Slurpees!!!

HIZZLE

Adrienne Bailon’s naked pictures were a publicity stunt

Desperate Housewives wants Sarah Palin to appear on the show

Paris and Benji will bring in the New Year online in Sydney

A Paula Abdul obsessed fan committed suicide

THE MOST POP CULTURALLY IGNORANT RADIO PERSONALITY EVER

This is why Al only gets the “black” stories – Kidd asked Al to name the current James Bond – “uh, that guy – Smith” -yeah, no.  OK, name any of the previous James Bonds – “Pierce Brosnan” – ok, anyone else – “um, Who’s that other guy, the bearded guy with the white and black, that guy, what’s his name?” – uh huh – there you go.  See, we’re not just picking on Al – it’s just who he is

ROBERT PATTINSON aka EDWARD – THE TEASER INTERVIEW

Robert Pattinson would be willing to date a fan because they already think he’s pretty freaking great -yeah, good luck with all that!

HOW QUICKLY THEY CHANGE

The show leaves today for the Kidd’s Kids trip and Kellie isn’t going to see Emma Kelly until Monday night – so last night when she put her to bed, she held her and rocked her though Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (which is their bedtime ritual) – but she played the song over and over again and kept holding her and smelling her until finally Emma Kelly pointed to her bed and said. “I wanna go bed!!” – aaaand she’s over you.

KATY PERRY PHONER

Katy Perry called to wish us luck on the Kidd’s Kids trip and as usual, she was WAY fun – Kidd told her that it looks like she’ll have the number one song in the country next week and she was totally surprised!!  Then Kidd went back and forth hinting around about her dating Travi (aka Travis from Gym Class Heroes aka “Poopie Pants” as Katy calls him) until finally she admitted who it was (since everyone already knows!)- she said the 3 things she loves most about Travi are …

He has the same sense of humor as her

She loves that he can give her advice because he’s “been there before”

And he’s incredibly good looking, has great eyes and has a “genius” profile

Katy is currently on tour in London and is really homesick – she misses mac and cheese and Saved By the Bell reruns

KINSEY

Kinsey called in to tease J Si about a picture she took while doing a photo shoot for a hot, high-fashion new clothing line (aka KKITM) – she was doing the shoot while J Si was at the mall doing the Robert Pattinson interview – J Si texted Kinsey to say he was getting arrested and Kinsey thought it was a total joke – so she decided to prank him back by taking a picture with 2 of the hot models – someone (Kidd and Andrew) thought it would be funny if the models took off their shirts and posed with Kinsey making a Kinsey sandwich – now, Kinsey’s whole purpose was to make J Si a little jealous and of course she said that if J Si really loved her, he would go beat them up – and that’s where it gets ugly …

GET OVER IT

Talk about the bit that went on WAY too long – after about a minute I just wanted to punch J Si in the face – and after 2 minutes, I wanted to punch myself in the face – it’s no secret that J Si tends to be a little jealous – and I’m not really sure why – he and Kinsey TOTALLY trust each other – and there is no question about how much they love each other and how solid their relationship is – but for some reason, J Si just about busted an internal organ when he saw the pictures of Kinsey with the male models – particularly the one where the models are kissing Kinsey – now before you go all postal like J Si, go check the pictures out on kiddlive.com – they’re fairly innocent – I mean it’s not like Kinsey is mugging down with the guys – they’re innocent, posed kisses on the cheek – but J Si was about ready to lose it – now granted, Kinsey was just trying to get back at J Si for pranking her when he said he was getting arrested – and J Si needed to step up and take some responsibility – because, he has fooled Kinsey before by saying that he was getting arrested – so when she got the text this week, she thought it was a joke – see what happens when you cry wolf!  Anyway, the longer we talked about it – the madder J Si got – first he was mad at Kinsey for taking the pictures – then he was mad at Kidd and Andrew for suggesting the prank – then he was mad at all of them for participating in the prank – who he should have been mad at was that rude caller who called Kinsey a high maintenance B and suggested that J Si dump Kinsey – but that’s neither here nor there – basically it went something like this -”It was Kinsey’s idea to take off the guys shirt” – BLAH BLAH BLAH – “it was Andrew” – BLAH BLAH BLAH – Kidd claims he was innocent – BLAH BLAH BLAH – Did Kinsey push J Si’s buttons on purpose and is J Si overreacting? – BLAH BLAH BLAH – J Si, get over it – BLAH BLAH BLAH – really, I think J Si is just mad because Kinsey is going home for Thanksgiving without him because she’s been saving her money but J Si can’t afford to go – but that’s just me – and while he never just said, “yeah, you’re right – this isn’t a big deal”, I think he’ll survive – and good thing – because he was making me nuts – jealous boyfriends are SO annoying – but that’s okay, J Si – even though you were a total moron about this – I still love you

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – A former American Idol contestant’s body was found outside Paula Abdul’s house

#4 – After 14 seasons, Mad TV has been canceled and so has Lipstick Jungle

#3 – Scarlet Johannson and Ryan Reynolds are having another wedding in the states

#2 – Brad Pitt is mad at Jennifer Aniston for her comments about Angelina Jolie

#1 – Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon’s naked photo PR scandal was her idea and now it’s backfired

THE PUPPETMASTER

A couple of years ago, the show had puppets made for a skit they did at a radio awards show – now, before i go any further, I tried to tell everyone that the puppet thing was a bad idea – but do you think anyone listened to me? NO.  so when the puppets BOMBED at the awards show … well let’s just say that I waited until today to say “TOLD YA SO!!” – anyway, for some reason Kidd and Al had their puppets put in storage but Kellie kept hers and it lived in her office – well yesterday when White Tie Affair was here, Shawn from White Tie Affair asked Kellie if he could have the puppet – she felt awkward and didn’t really know what to say – so Kellie told him he could have it as long as he didn’t do unspeakable things to it – now, the puppet has gone unused for I don’t know how long and all of a sudden Kidd is concerned about the well-being of the puppet – he says he’s concerned about Kellie and what if the band does dirty things with the puppet and posts pictures on the Internets?  Which I can only see being a problem if the caption on the picture starts with “This is a puppet of Kellie Rasberry doing unspeakable things” – i mean, it doesn’t look THAT much like her!  but apparently Shawn promised that if they posted pictures, he would run them by Kidd first – and that was enough to appease Kidd – boy, I sure hope Kidd has time to do an internet search for the Kellie Rasberry puppet every day …

THE FAKE SELF ESTEEM GENERATION

Note to Kidd Kraddick – I hate statistics – nothing is more annoying when listening to a story than statistics – why?  Because I’m a visual learner – so to hear abstract numbers applied to a situation – it just goes over my head – it’s enough for me to hear, “kids today think they are GREAT at everything, whereas kids who grew up in the 70s and 80s have a more realistic view of life” – anyway, the fact is that kids growing up today are now being told they are the greatest ever – there are no more winners and losers – everyone is awesome and everyone wins – everybody gets a second (or third or fourth) chance and there are participation ribbons ands trophies for everybody – and that’s starting to create a problem for these kids when they get into the real world because we all know that’s not exactly how things work – parents are actually calling their kids bosses when they get passed over for a promotion – huh?  I’ve heard of parents calling teachers to plead their kid’s case when they’re failing a class – but on the job?  Of course, if that actually works … Kidd Kraddick, be expecting a call from my dad next week – cause this girl needs a raise!

BILLBOARD TOP 5

5.  Funhouse – Pink
4.  Take It To The Limit – Hinder
3.  HSM 3 – Soundtrack
2.  Black Ice – AC/DC
1.  Twilight – Soundtrack

Tomorrow – Live from Disney – it’s the Kidd’s Kids Trip!!!  But you know what I’m looking forward to most – hearing how J Si “Mr. I’m great at EVERYTHING” does performing the Travi rap with Cobra Starship tonight!