Kidd Kraddick Remix

EWWWW MOMENT OF THE TODAY

Kidd talking about sneezing into your hand when you don’t have a Kleenex – then what do you do with your hand – and then what if someone walks up to you and says “Gimme 10″ – um, when was the last time you heard someone say “Gimme 10″? someone has been watching Al’s Good Times DVDs

KIDD’S “JEALOUS JACK” MOMENT

“Is Kidd’s Kids just another thing that makes us better than England” – Kidd is bound and determined to force Jack to denounce his country – I’m not sure why – he’ll still have that Sexy accent – and isn’t that all we really care about?

KKITM PRANK OF THE DAY

If you’re a guy, go to Kiddnation.com and replace your profile picture with a hot girl – them leave Big Al a flirty comment – then, once he’s left you a flirty comment, change your picture back to your own and Al’s comment will still be there – or better yet – set up a date with him – and then laugh when a guy shows up for a date with Al instead of a girl! BWAAHHHHH!!!!

PSYHCO SHANON’S PSYCHO MOMENT OF THE DAY

She named her dog Oprah Harpo Winfrey Quirky Princess Murphy – enough said.

“WAH WAH DEAD DAD”

Shanon’s response to Kidd for playing the Dead Dad Card when J Si teased him about his childhood nickname, Doodle

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie’s daughter turned into a grown up in 4 days

Big Al is scared of people on the street at 3:45am

J Si and Kinsey are going to Kellie’s for Thanksgiving

Shanon dropped her bagel even after it fell on the ground and bounced against a tire

HIZZLE

Heather Locklear has been charged with DUI

Paris Hilton has been hanging with her ex

Katt Williams is under mental evaluation

Miley Cyrus is not dead

YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR EXPRESS TICKET TO HELL RIGHT HERE

People who rent a wheelchair at Disney World with the sole purpose of getting preferential treatment in the parks

‘SUP LADIES

Even though J Si is all but married to Kinsey, I think he still thinks he could pull off the “ladies man” thing – but clearly he can’t – otherwise he wouldn’t have gotten busted like he did – J Si spent most of the weekend flirting with some of the Kidd’s Kids (cause that’s how he rolls) – and of course when you’re a pre-tween and J Si throws you a little “’sup ladies”, you tend to get a little giddy – well J Si made a special connection with 7 year old Abby and she became his Disney girlfriend – too bad he forgot to mention it to Kinsey – I don’t think she was too happy when she overheard J Si talking about his girlfriend Abby ON THE CELL PHONE!! Apparently when J Si and Miss Abby were hanging out, J Si’s phone “accidentally” dialed Kinsey and she heard the whole thing! Good job J Si – haven’t you ever seen the movies ***shakes head*** for future reference, here’s a lesson I learned from Kidd and Al way back in the day – Deny, deny, deny – and then LIE!!!

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY A LITTLE EARLY, GIRL”

People say that we give Al a hard time – but come on – he provides us with so much material!! You know you’re desperate when you’ve tried to find a date on Match.com, Yahoo Personals, eHarmony and now, well you’ve decided to look for women on Kiddnation – not because you’re looking for someone who has a common love for the show – but because you’re Big Al and the only option you have left is to date listeners – but not in a “I met this really nice girl who is a listener” type way – more of a “I’m just gonna leave a message on the Kiddnation page of every hot listener and see if I get any hits” – that’s right, Big Al went through all of the people who have signed up to be his friend on Kiddnation and left comments for every hot girl over the age of 20 – can you say OOGEY??? We went through the comments and here is just a sampling of the “comments” he left

“hey girl – you’re kinds hot – do you have a sister?”

“girl, you’re kinda fine – would you like for me to take you to Primo’s? you can have anything on the menu?”

“I see that you’re wearing my 2 favorite colors – short and tight – would you like to go out with me in my limo? Well, it’s not really MY limo – It belongs to my lover “best friend”, Redneck Steve and I just hang out with him because he’s really rich – but i used to own a limo – have you ever heard how I got started in the limo business”

“mmm mmm mmm – you look fine in the dress – do you also look good in a bikini? Because if you do – I’d like to ask you out for June 12^th, to go out on my friend Andy’s boat – it’s called the See-Lut – but don’t let the name affect your decision”

Ok – well maybe that’s not what the comments say – but I had to use my imagination – because when we called Al out for hitting on every girl over the age of 20, he went into his account and deleted all the comments – loser – I don’t know how Al thought he could get away with this and none of us find out – oh, because he’s Big Al – duh.

“THIS IS AS BAD AS MY MOM DYING”

Kidd’s response to Kidd’s teasing him about the Chargers losing to the Steelers – really? Are the Chargers losing that big of a deal?

BILLBOARD #1S

Pop 1001 – Hot N Cold – Katy Perry
Hot R&B/Hip Hop Songs – Miss Independent – Ne-Yo
Hot Digital Tracks – Heartless – Kanye West -
Triple A – Lost! – Coldplay -
Hot Country Songs – Love Story – Taylor Swift

GET OVER IT

From Kellie – Gabe is just not that into me – GET OVER IT!!

From J Si – to the lady that wouldn’t let him back up to sing karaoke after Total Eclipse of the Heart – GET OVER IT!!

From Al – Yes, I still have my Barack sign up in my yard – GET OVER IT!!

To my husband’s ex-wife – I’m 13 years younger than he is and you’re jealous – GET OVER IT!!

To my son – you’re not the only one to ever go through a divorce – GET OVER IT!!

To people who think guys and girls can’t be friends – GET OVER IT!!

To everyone who makes fun of me for voting for McCain – Kidd cut her off – HAHAHA!!!

To everyone – I’m 27 and live with my parents – GET OVER IT!!

To my ex who pays $800 a month and $5000 in arrears – GET OVER IT!!

To skinny girls – big women are beautiful – GET OVER IT!!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Isis from American’s Next Top Model is getting his/her sex change surgery for free

#4 – Brandy and Tyrese are dating – we think

#3 – Fall Out Boy had to perform without Pete Wentz because he’s on baby watch

#2 – The Cheetah Girls have been pulled from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

#1 – Paris Hilton was seen kissing and hugging on her ex-boyfriend

NEW MUSIC TUESDAY

David Cook- David Cook
I am … Sasha Fierce – Beyonce
Safe Trip Home – Dido
Day & Age – The Killers
808s & Heartbreak – Kanye West

THE SHOW THAT’S EASILY DISTRACTED

One of the perks (well maybe not for our waistline, but still) of working here is that people are constantly bringing us food – and today when someone arrived with food boxes, it instantly brought the show to a complete stop

“What kind of food is it?” “Is it donuts?” “I think it’s pizza” “I want pizza” “Mabe it’s pizza flavored donuts” “mmm, would pizza flavored donuts be sweet?” “like sweet meat?” – if we get Adderall for the entire show, do you think we’ll get a bulk discount?

WHEN DOES “YOU’RE BANNED” REALLY MEAN “YOU’RE BANNED”?

It’s been almost a week since the big Robert Pattinson at the mall prank and while Jack doesn’t think he’s completely free and clear – he’s a little less nervous than he was last week – of course he’s not quite ready to head back to the mall though – none of them are – Jack, J Si and Al seem to think that the mall security team is going to be sitting at the mall entrance just waiting for them to come back – Al is even afraid to go into his beloved Saks for fear the police will have the place staked out – come on Al – don’t you think your personal shopper over at Saks will have your back? Surely the fat commission she’s going to get off of you is more important than her calling the police! Kidd tried to explain to them that technically, they hadn’t broken any laws – and it’s not like they took pictures of the guys and have them up like America’s Most Wanted in every store – I say we send them back and try another prank – who does J Si look like? STUNT!!

ANGELS WATCHING OVER US

7 years ago, J SI’s Uncle Ricky passed away at the age of 33 – J Si was only 18 when Ricky died and it hit him really hard – he was very close to his uncle who was not only J Si’s best friend, but also like a dad – J Si went into a depression after his death and basically stayed in his room for 2 months – anytime his friends called or came over, his parents just told them that J Si wasn’t home – that was until one day, J Si’s best friend Mike came over and basically forced his way into J Si’s room and told him to snap out of it – he reminded J Si that what he was doing was not how Ricky would have wanted him to live and that he needed to get it together and continue on with his life – after that, J Si started a tradition that would in a way honor Ricky and his life – every year on the anniversary of his death, J Si goes to watch the sunset and listens to the song “Wish You Were Here” by Incubus – just before Ricky died, J Si had introduced him to Incubus and his uncle told j SI that “Wish You Were Here” was his favorite song – yesterday was the anniversary of Ricky’s death and at the time the sun was setting, J Si was on a plane – he was starting to feel a little down because he knew he was going to miss the sunset – until he raised the window shade and realized that he could see the sun setting from the plane – not only that, but in the midst of all the clouds – J Si looked out the window and suddenly felt closer to Ricky than he had ever felt before – watching the sunset in the midst of all those clouds was almost like being with Ricky in Heaven – at that moment, J Si turned on his iPod and somehow, out of 500 songs, the first song that came up was “Wish You Were Here” – the weird thing was that the iPod was on shuffle mode – when J Si got home, he completed his tradition by heading to the roof of his apartment building – he laid on the roof of the building, played his Incubus song and just laid there looking up to the sky thinking about Ricky – I know that most of the time, J Si comes across as a 7 year old boy – and that’s because for the most part, he is! but inside that silly exterior is a really sweet and sensitive man – he doesn’t come out often – because to be honest, he doesn’t really have to – but I think this story goes to show the influence that Ricky had on J Si and I know he’d be proud of the man that J Si has become

IF THERE’S NO OUTBREAK – I’M FINE

I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard, but it does – it’s like the joke that never get’s old – Big Al is feeling a little under the weather – he’s having some stomach issues and apparently he’s been down and out for a couple of days – Al says he doesn’t know what is causing his illness, but I think we all know – right? The Herp of course – either that or sided effects from his meds – I’m not sure why Al is so embarrassed – according to the commercials, half the people in the world have the Herp – and Al keeps trying to give us that line that we’re destroying his dating relationships – but we’ve found a way around that – it’s called Big Al’s Herp Club for Men – get it? Like Hair Club for men – Al could start his own club that will be open to all – there’s no embarrassment – no hiding – just people who are willing to accept Big Al and his virus for who they are – BWAAAHHHH!!! Oh, I crack myself up – so what if Al didn’t think it was that funny – it’s not really about him – Big Al said that when people ask him why he doesn’t have a girlfriend, he’ll tell them this is why – um, I have news for you Al – there are a LOT of reasons you’re still single – this isn’t one of them