Kidd Kraddick Remix

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Um, everyone in the office being introduced … everyone except me!!  First no t-shirt, now this – I’m beginning to feel like Kellie??  Should I be packing up my desk?

FLUSH THE FORMAT

California Love – Tupac

Ocean Avenue – Yellowcard

Country Grammar – Nelly

Free Your Mind – En Vogue

Beat It – Fall Out Boy

Justin Timberlake

Kiss My Sass – Cobra Starship

Mr. Bright Side – The Killers

Hungry Like the Wolf – Duran Duran

Hate It or Love It – 50 Cent

Let’s Go Crazy – Prince

My Humps – Fergie

HIZZLE

Ashlee Simpson had a baby boy

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are going to couples counseling

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted their first divorce decree

BROWN BAG TURKEY RECIPE aka THE OOGIEST BREAK OF THE DAY

What should have been a simple “this is how you make a brown bag turkey” turned into “we can tell that Kidd has had a LOT of alone time lately” – Between “Let’s Get It On” playing in the background and more “Thatswhatshesaid” moments than we’ve had in a month – well, let’s just say that there was some talk about massaging and rubbing down with oil, reaching from behind and well – I’m getting ooged out just thinking about it – just listen to it on the kPod – if you dare …

I guess I should mention that you can now find the Brown Bag Turkey on RecipeZaar.com – but only if you searck for Kidd KraddOck – because even though Natalie S has been listening to the show for 13 years, she still doen’t know how to spell Kraddick – and oh yeah, “Salt is turkey’s enemy – blah blah blah”

Check out kiddlive.com for the details – but you basically take everything out of the turkey and put in a chopped up onion, carrot, a couple of stalks of celery and a few mashed cloves of garlic – rub the turkey all over with olive oil – stick the cover turkey into a brown paper bag and cook it at 375 degrees for 13-15 minutes per pound – then cross your fingers that your house doesn’t burn down … I KID, I KID!!!

ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEW

Make sure you go back and listen to the best prank in Kidd Kraddick in the Morning history aka “Sexy Jack as Robert Pattinson that could have potentially gotten Jack deported”- because the prank was going on at exactly the same time as this interview!

Robert Pattinson is currently the most famous Robert in the world – at least according to Google

He started off as a model but says he wasn’t very good

He didn’t know anything about the fan riots at the mall when they happened

Robert would love to date a fan because they have preconceived notions of him as Edward so he won’t have to work as hard  He has two older sisters but still doesn’t understand women

His sisters used to introduce him as a girl because he had long hair

Robert is surprised by the hype surrounding Twilight because he thought it would be a small indi film

Kidd ended the interview by offering to trade faces with Robert at anytime … awkward.

THE FIRST THANKSGIVING PLAY aka J SI LEARNS HOW TO DO ACCENTS

You’ll have to listen to the kPod to listen to hear how funny the accents are – I’ll just say that J Si has come a LONG way in his ability to impersonate a Brit – maybe it’s due to having Jack around – or maybe he figured out that Native American’s don’t have British accents!  And thanks to Kidd’s expert “I’m writing the bit during the break” skills, we got these classic one liners -

“I am looking for a friend of color and your gender is not important to me”

“I am not a dude, but I could be”

“I am Pocahontas – it mean playful”

“I too find you attractive in a really tick-off-my-father kind of way”

There was Kellie morphing between her Pocahontas character and herself and then there was Al as Ghettoman …

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – John Taylor of Duran Duran will play Christina Applegate’s boyfriend on Samantha Who?

#4 – The members of Blink 182 are talking again after Travis Barker’s plane crash

#3 – Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are going to couples counseling

#2 – Madonna and Guy Ritchie are almost officially divorced

#1 – Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz aka BMW

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE COURTHOUSE

Apparently Big Al went out to the Suburbia Courthouse to see what was going on out there – but basically it was nothing but traffic tickets … BO-RING!!!

The first guy was taking the blame for his cousin in an auto theft case – his cousin is only 17 and they would have locked him up til he was 21 – since he already had priors and was of age, they just gave him 4 years probation – am I the only one that sees something wrong with this picture?

The next girl was a law intern that wants to be a forensic pathologist – Kellie tried to give her a shout out – but surprise – she was a sistah!!

The next guy was going for drug possession – Al told him there was a dealer inside and that he should stay away from him

The next guy was there because he had been smoking marijuana – and it sounded like he was still smoking marijuana

The last guy was there on felony drug charges – possession of a controlled substance powder, meth and marijuana – he’s only 27 but is looking at 10+ years even though this is his first offense – he got into it through his cousin and got into it because of the money – he says he knew right from wrong which is why he is owning up to his mistake – he says his mom is disappointed and he’s disappointed in himself – it sounds like he’s learned his lesson, but that’s a hard lesson to learn!

MOVIE FIRST WORD

Bolt – getting great ratings and the lead voice is done by Miley Cyrus so your kids will probably love it

Twilight not getting great reviews but it doesn’t matter – your teen is in love with Edward and she’ll probably go see it 10 times!