Kidd Kraddick Remix

Today’s show was all about Breaking and Entering – one of the coolest things we do – make sure you check out kiddlive.com so you can listen to it on the kPod and watch the video – and make sure you have your Kleenex on hand – you’re going to need it!

HIZZLE

Are Heidi and Spencer married or not?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been seen without their wedding rings

Eddie Murphy and Shia LeBeouf will star in the next Batman movie

Akon has pled guilty in the kid-tossing incident

BREAKING AND ENTERING CHRISTMAS

If you’re a new listener, Breaking and Entering is our big Christmas bit – it’s the biggest Christmas Wish that we grant and we send all and his friends (all reformed thugs) to break into the home of a family that’s in need of some help but would never ask for it – this year’s family was a family of five men – the dad Robert is a single dad who recently split from his wife – Robert was very diplomatic and reluctant to say anything negative about his ex, but I got the feeling that for whatever reason, she isn’t very involved any more – shortly after Robert and his wife split up, Robert lost his job – so he’s a single dad of 4 boys and has no income – Robert is former military and you’d think he’d be able to find a job (even in this economy) but because he doesn’t have anyone to watch the 2 youngest boys (ages 3 and 4), he isn’t able to go on job interviews – funds are really tight – they are dangerously close to having the power turned off and their car repossessed – and they can’t even afford to have the heat on full time, so they’ve been gathering together in the living room around the fireplace to keep warm – so we decided to send Big Al to break in to Robert’s house and spread a little holiday cheer – Robert’s friend Jason helped us out by luring Robert and the boys to the local McDonald’s for a meeting with their pastor – while the family was at breakfast, Al and his crew decorated the house with a Christmas tree and lots of presents – there were bikes, skateboards and sports equipment – new clothes and shoes for the boys – Foot Locker even donated brand new Jordans for all of them – we had a lot of toys donated from listeners but Kidd, Kellie, Al and J Si went shopping the night before to fill in the gaps – don’t tell anyone, but I think they had more fun than Robert’s family – a little birdie told me that Kidd and J Si went a little crazy in the Transformer aisle!  Just as we got everything in place, the family arrived and walked into their house to see the place completely decorated and hear Al and his crew singing Christmas carols – talk about surprised – Robert was practically speechless and the kids were pumped – especially the 2 younger kids – I know Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, but it’s hard to explain to a 3 and 4 year old why everyone else is getting presents from Santa and you don’t even have a tree – the boys were pumped about their toys and the older boys (13 and 14) were excited too – they got a PlayStation 3 and a couple of games and I heard that when the little boys were having trouble opening some of their gifts, the older ones immediately stopped what they were doing to help them – talk about a family that sticks together!   we talked to Robert and found out that he had been in the Army for 6 years and stationed in Germany, Iraq, Kuwait and Afghanistan – he’s looking for work but it’s been difficult because of the daycare situation – but Cornerstone private school stepped up to offer him 6 months of free day care to help him search for a job – and we had a few phone calls from people who thought they might be able to help him out with a job – we’re really lucky that we have such great listeners – we didn’t find this family until Tuesday and in just 2 days, our listeners trusted us enough to jump in and help out without asking any questions – Robert was so thankful that he got a little choked up – it’s tough to be unemployed or suffering financial problems or to be a single parent or to have 5 kids – but when you have all of those things going on at the same time – well, you can just imagine – but thankfully his friend Jason was there to tell us about him and with y’alls help, those kids will have a merry Christmas!

HIGHLIGHT

When we left off yesterday, Dr. Booty was willing to do anything to make Kellie his – when we started today, Kellie was on the operating table and Dr. Booty was about to start the surgery when he decided to clear the room – Dr. Ivan backed him up even though he had no idea what Dr. Booty had planned – when everyone left, Dr. Booty confronted Dr. Ivan and told him that he knew about the night that Dr. Ivan seduced Kellie – in one swift motion, Dr. Booty had Dr, Ivan posted up with a knife to his neck – Dr. Booty also knew that Dr, Ivan was the one who had attacked Kellie all those years ago in Prague – there was a struggle and Dr, Booty basically gutted Dr. Ivan because he knew he would betray Dr. Booty again if given the chance – Dr. Booty then carried Kellie out of the O.R. and took her to his home – when Kellie woke up, she realized that she wasn’t in the recovery room – Kellie walked over to Dr. Booty and thanked him for saving him, but as she reached up to kiss him she revealed her vampires teeth and sunk them into his neck, draining all of his blood – as he slumped to the floor, in walked her true love … Dr. Ivan – apparently, a scalpel was not enough to kill Dr. Ivan – to truly kill a vampire, you have to use a wooden stake …

Opinions?  Personally – I’m confused – when did Kellie become a vampire?  Was she always a vampiress?  Or did it happen the night she slept with Dr. Ivan?   I’m confused … but Ross said, “It’s brilliant – New York Times Best Seller” – and Armydude24 said “it could have been better but not bad” – OrbitalBlowout “can’t wait for the movie” – and Lucy said “at least it’s over” and Abbeym32 agreed

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Akon pleaded guilty to harassment for the fan tossing incident

#4 – Angelina Jolie has drawn up a $200 million prenup and are close to getting married

#3 – Eddie Murphy, Shia LeBeouf and Rachel Wiesz are all set to star in the next Batman movie

#2 – Katy Perry says she and Travi are NOT engaged

#1 – Spencer and Heidi may or may not be legally married

PETE WENTZ PHONER

The no-sleep thing sucks but being a dad is awesome

Ashlee is laid back and wasn’t mad at him for telling all their sex life business on the Howard Stern show

He and Ashlee picked Travi to be Bronx’s godfather because it was going to be good for Travi

He threw up blood after the New York show and is afraid to go to the doctor

Said Gabe from Cobra Starship is doing well after his vocal cord surgery

THE RETURN OF THE HAPPY COUPLE

Phone Screener Jenna has jumped into The Happy Couple with J Si who went Christmas shopping – for some reason, J Si felt the need to trick up the bit a little and decided to play a character – Jared – like Jared but pronounced Juh-RED – the scenario was that Jenna was buying shoes for her ex-boyfriend and she didn’t want J Si to know, so she talks the sales guy into helping her – of course, the bit is to turn it on the sales guy – so once Ja-red figures out that the shoes are for Jenna’s ex, J Si turns on the fake waterworks and asks how the sales guy could do him like that – then Jenna accused the sales guy of giving her the idea – then after J Si got a little too close hugging it out with the sales guy, they revealed the bit – for a first outing, it was okay – J Si crying was the funniest part – I think Minty called it, “OMG he’s crying – way to be a baby, ‘hood’ Ja Red!!”

TWITTER MUCH??

Kidd told Kellie that she HAD to get a Twitter account – because ALL the cool kids have Twitter – it went something like this …

“Kellie, you need to get Twitter” – Kidd

“Why do I need to do this?” – Kellie

“‘Oh Kellie you’re so stupid – you don’t even know what Twitter is’” – he twittered once” – Kellie

“Well people are like staking me” – Kidd

“People aren’t stalking you – you haven’t even done anything to stalk – ‘I’m going to Washington DC to save the planet’ and that was the last Twitter you did” – Kellie

“well, maybe I’m going back” – Kidd

Cue the jingle – Kidd Kraddick in the Morning!!!