Kidd Kraddick Remix

AWKWARD MOMENT OF THE DAY

Kellie telling us that all of her friends want to feel her boobies – and then listening to Kidd describe the lollipop scar on a breast lift

BAD LOOKING OUT

“I’m not really that good at anything – but I can juggle a soccer ball for ‘like an hour’” – Jenna – here’s a word of advice Jenna – if you’re trying to start a career in radio, you should probably be good at something (besides juggling a soccer ball) – that whole Big Al thing – a TOTAL fluke!

BEHIND THE SCENES

What does this look like to you?

Now Andrew says it’s Cobra Commander – but it TOTALLY looks like something else to me (and everyone else in the office!)

THE THING KIDD SAID THAT MADE ME LAUGH

Saying that Fergie and Josh Duhamel went to The Black Eyed Pea for their honeymoon – totally corny and stupid, I know – but it literally made me laugh out loud

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie says if you’re not watching Confessions of a Teen Idol and Rock Of Love Bus, you’re missing out!

Big Al could not decide what to watch last night – Golden Globes or 24

J Si might be dead in a couple of months

Shanon wants to know if it’s okay to tell your BFF that he’s a stupid idiot if it comes from a good place

Sexy Jack needs a new hobby and is thinking about taking dance lessons

Kidd is going to be on TV today

HIZZLE

Kanye West wants your love, just a lot less of it

Patrick Swayze is in the hospital with pneumonia

Paris Hilton has written a song about her brief stint in jail

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are finally married

QUESTION OF THE DAY

A discussion about the Golden Globe Awards led into the question “Which guy is Kidd now?  An Office guy or a 30 Rock guy?” – he’s become a fan of both shows but can’t decide which show he loves more – that of course turned into the phone topic, “If you were on a deserted island and could only have one season of one tv show on DVD, what would it be?” a couple of the shows we got from listeners were Season 4 of One Tree Hill, the final season of friends, Season 5 of Stargate SG1 (um, Andrew – how did you get through the phones?), Season 4 of Desperate Housewives, Everybody Loves Raymond, Grey’s Anatomy – Season 4 – and from the 15 year old girl that says that she looks JUST LIKE Blake Lively … Season 2 of Gossip Girl!  Then it was time for the show to give their picks – Kellie chose Season 1 of Survivor because it was the first reality show that she was truly passionate about – J Si picked Season 5 of Family Guy (though he said he’d really take any season) – Al’s was the first season of 24 because they had a black president – Sexy Jack picked Home Improvement (Pamela Anderson anyone?) and Shanon picked the first season of Nip/Tuck – and then finally it was time for Kidd to reveal his choice – what would it be?  The Office or 30 Rock?  Al called it before he could even get it out – Curb Your Enthusiasm – I should’ve known – how could you deny the greatness that is Larry David!!

SOMEONE ON THE SHOW IS GOING TO DIE BY DROWNING

A long time ago, the show had a psychic on the show who predicted that someone on the show would die by drowning -now the obvious choice would be Big Al because although he wants to retire on a beach in Mexico,  he can’t swim – of course we all thought that might be a prediction that would actually come true but after today … I don’t know!  Kidd was responding to the 15 year old girl that says that she looks JUST LIKE Blake Lively and was in the middle of the sentence, “Gossip Girl Season ..” when all of a sudden, it sounded like Kidd had just fallen in a 20 foot deep pool – except there was no splash – just the sound of a gallon of water flushing through his throat – and as soon as it happened it was over – it was the most random thing – and everyone in the studio broke down in laughter while Kidd tried to plow through – kind of like when you trip and almost fall and you keep walking in the hopes that no one saw you!  Crazy – even the Chat Room thought it was nuts

iorange55:   What in the world Kidd?

iorange55:   i’m trying to think of something funny to say to that but I can’t think of anything

Abbeym32:  *silence*

iorange55:  just let the noise speak for itself

WEIRD!!!

OFF THE WAGON

J Si and his friends decided that their New Year’s Resolution was going to be to stop drinking – J Si told me on Friday that they were just going to do it for a month because they were tired of waking up hungover and feeling like crap – he also said that once he got into better shape, they would probably start drinking again because etheir bodies would be able to handle it – now this was Friday after work, so about noon?  Yeah, I’m thinking that lasted about 5 minutes because J Si says the whole New Year’s Resolution only lasted 10 days – sometime Friday evening, he and his friends decided to change it to “we can only drink on the weekends” – with the option to add a day during the week if they decide they need it later – um, 12 step program anyone??

WOW WHAT A WEEKEND

The idea behind “Wow, What A Weekend!!” is to have the show tell something that happened during their weekend and have listeners call in and guess who it happened to – so here are the questions:

Which member of the show bought something to wear on television?

Which member of the show decided to go on an all fish diet?

Which member of the show had their cable and phone shut off on the same day for non-payment?

Which member of the show was told by a friend that Suge Knight wants to kill them?

And here are the answers

Kellie

Big Al

Kidd

J SI

HOW ABOUT UNCLE DADDY – BLAH-BLAH-BLAH

As is the case with most things KKITM, there’s a story within “Wow, What A Weekend!!” – Friday we were talking about Tupac and someone mentioned that Suge Knight claims to know who killed Tupac – J Si thought that was pretty sorry and called Suge a coward – of course Kidd and Al distanced from that with a quickness for fear that the word would somehow get back to Suge Knight that they were talking trash about him – enter Uncle Daddy – UD was apparently leaving for Vegas Friday morning and heard the show – then over the weekend, he texted J Si to tell him that Suge Knight’s son was in town last Friday, heard J Si call Suge a coward and now wants to kill him – or some such – geez – dramatic (and a liar?) much Uncle Daddy?  haven’t we already established that Uncle Daddy is full of crap?  Next thing you know, I’ll be getting a phone call from Uncle Daddy saying that Suge Knight wants to kill me for talking crap about Uncle Daddy

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE aka THE WEEKEND RAP UP

There were 2 very disturbing elements that were discovered as a result of this week’s Rap Up – the first is that Big Al has a fetish for tights and women’s clothing – Big Al went to a pajama party this weekend and decided to wear a red nightgown with pink tights under it!  Yeah, I would leave it at that – but let’s briefly recall all the other times that Big Al has worn tights – there was the Fairy Prom Brother costume, the Effeminate Elf costumes, the Spider Mack outfit when he had all his junk showing – then there are all the times he just dressed like a girl – the Ghetto man costume where he wore a bra over his shirt, Kellie’s Naughty Nighty and then the time he wore the Toni Braxton dress – disturbing!  And what’s even more disturbing was all singing that he wanted a woman … Dead or Alive – there has to be some sort of sexual harassment violation somewhere in there!

JASON FROM THE BACHELOR

I’ll admit that I am not a fan of The Bachelor – it’s a show that I am COMPLETELY uninterested in – but I did know that last season’s Bachelorette came down to Deanna choosing between Jason and Jesse – and I really liked Jason more – but after today’s interview – not so much – the first question we asked was about the rumor that Jesse would be back this season – of course we got the “Well, you’ll have to just wait and see” – okay, that’s expected – but after that I thought he was kind of rude – he said that even though he found love this season and actually proposed to someone, on the last day of the show he was still deeply in love with 2 women – huh?   Then when Kidd asked him about it, he acted like that was the most ridiculous thing ever!  And then had attitude about it – dude, we’re promoting your show – how about not being a jerk?  And if that wasn’t enough – he’s clearly not too smart – he has a kid but said it never occurred to him that the woman he ends up with will be his son’s “step-mom” – role model or mentor, but not step-mom – cause that makes sense – yeah, I wasn’t going to watch The Bachelor anyway – so it’s not like they lost a viewer – but it definiltey changed my opinion of him

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – NBC has announced the member of “Celebrity Apprentice 2“- um, Andrew Dice Clay?  He’s still considered a celebrity?

#4 – Ne-Yo wants you to know he is NOT gay – and he did not get beat up by Jim Jones – aren’t you glad you know that?

#3 – Vanessa Hudgens has auditioned for the Twilight sequel, New Moon – anything that will help her get past that High School Musical typecasting

#2 – J Lo and Marc Anthony walked the red carpet without their wedding rings on purpose – um, because they’re getting di vorced?

#1 – Fergie and Josh Duhamel got married on Saturday – he is SO freaking hot – but I like Fergie so I guess if he had to marry someone besides me, I’m okay with him marrying her

KINSEY

Here’s how you know that J Si really, really loves Kinsey – because today she called in to sing him a song called “The Chargers Lost” and he’s still with her – I’m sure that you know that J Si is a rabid Chargers fan – and he’s pretty close toa full blown depression over the fact that they’re not going to the Superbowl – not that they ever had a real chance – but whatev – anyway, Kinsey thinks J Si should buy a DVD player in her car to make her feel better – why?  Because she wants to make movies while she drives – Kinsey has decided that this is the perfect way to make her famous – she’s going to post the movies on You Tube and create a You Tube video series called “Kinsey Calls You Out” – it will be Kinsey calling out people who are bad drivers – we tried to warn her that it might be dangerous because of the number of crazy people driving around with Road Rage – but I don’t think she’s too concerned – Kinsey says if she gets shot in a fit of Road Rage, it would be the most viewed video on You Tube …  CALIFORNIA …..

WHO ARE YA’?  WHO ARE YA’??

The Bachelor was casting in our city last week so what better way to get some good content for the show than to send the 20 something crowd to audition – Jack and Jenna – the only problem is that apparently jack and Jenna don’t know how to use the audio recorder – well, that and excuse that since Jack and Jenna introduced themselves as being from the show, they didn’t get picked – apparently you have to be one of the pretty people to be selected from the show and the way the selection process starts is by everyone hanging out in a bar/club – the “judges” spend that time looking down on the crowd from a penthouse and then select the contestants based on their looks – Jack had a good bit ready to go if he had actually been selected, but that didn’t happen – and good thing because there still wouldn’t be any audio – in an effort to save the break, Kidd had Jack and Jenna analyze each other -

3 Comments From Jack About Jenna’s Interview:

Jenna headed straight for the food upon arrival

The only interesting thing Jenna had to say was “I like to read”

And she was very nervous

3 Comments From Jenna About Jack’s Interview:

Jack’s intro line was “I’m cheesy”

He mentioned that he likes sunny days and fruit

And the fact that Jack got the casting director’s phone number – hmmm … I wonder how Brit felt about that??

KIDD – YOU’RE A TV STAR

There are few things in the world that Kidd Kraddick hates more than being on TV – and when I say “hates” – I mean HATES!!  Kidd would probably rather have a root canal rather than be on TV – but because of the exposure it brings to the show, Kidd sucks it up – especially when the exposure is to Kidd’s Kids!!!  today’s episode of The Doctors features Kidd’s Kids but I’ll tell you all about that tomorrow!  Cause right now it’s all about Kidd and Kellie and their trip to LA – they’re going to film the episode of The Doctors that focuses on Sommer, the person we chose for our Getting Sexy Back makeover – Jay McGraw (who produces The Doctors)  called into the show today to promote both episodes and it turns out that there will be another reason Kidd will hate being in TV – Dr. Travis Stork (the host of The Doctors and former Bachelor) is about 6′6″ – and Kellie will be wearing heels that will make her about 6′1″ – so basically, Kidd is going to be (in his words) the “least tallest” person on the show – or like the rest of the world would say “the shortest” – hmm … not.good.  - as it is, Kidd didn’t even want to watch today’s episode of The Doctors – and it was all about Kidd’s Kids – it’s going to be really bad when he has to stand next to Tall (Kellie) and Taller (Dr. Travis)

iTUNES TOP 5

5.  Beyonce – Single Ladies
4.  Taylor Swift – Love Story
3. The All American Rejects – Gives You Hell
2.  Kanye West – Heartless
1.  Lady Gaga – Just Dance