YES WE CAN!!!!!!!

November 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments


BEHIND THE SCENES

The guys in the geek room were giving Sexy Jack a hard time because he talked about going to see a “film” at the “cinema” – dude, he freaking calls his girlfriend “darling” – you think he cares what you “wankers” think of him – he doesn’t even have to make an effort to pull chicks – all he has to do is talk – which is more than I can say for the rest of you yahoos!

BEST LISTENER OF THE DAY

Pauline from Switzerland offered to go to Mexico with Al even if the end result would be Big Al running away with Naked Steve – as Kellie said, “Al + Alcohol = Naked Steve”

EWWWW MOMENT OF THE TODAY

“Thunderstick – that was my stripper name” – Big Al

KIDD’S “NEXT YOU’LL GROW A VESTIGIAL TAIL” MOMENT

Kellie used to play PacMan and Centipede on her Atari – and then there was the Gameboy that she played Tetris on – not Xbox, not PS3, not the Wii – Atari …

THE THING AL SAID THAT MADE ME LAUGH

Indiana is the only state that ends in “a” – funny how I found that to be hysterical now that I’m no longer on the phones!

THE THING THAT MADE ME LAUGH TODAY

Dear Kellie, You Are the Love Expert

I’m retiring from my job in a couple of months, and I’m ready to get out there and have a good time – golfing, hunting partying, drinking … But my wife says I have to do other stuff, like write a book of memoirs and build a presidential library.  How come my wife won’t let me have any fun?

George

BWWAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM KKITM

“women are territorial… and she peed on him first” – Kellie

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie is bitter in general but not about the election

Big Al is more worried than he’s ever been before

J Si saw an 80 year old woman deliberately stealing in front of him

Shanon’s tanning model poster has been pulled from the wall of the phone screener room

Jack almost had the police called on him

GOBAMA

We have a new president – and his name is Barack Obama

Kidd asked for calls from people if today was the best or the worst day of your life – I was shocked by the people that called and said it was the worst day – REALLY?  The worst day in your whole, entire life?  Come on people – even if he wasn’t your candidate – do you really think our country is just gonna go to hell in a handbasket?  Give me a break – obviously I’m a Barack girl, but if McCain had won, I sure wouldn’t be spending the day wallowing in a dark depression – and while Kellie said she wasn’t upset – she sure spent a lot of time fussing at Al for his celebration of Barack – just saying …

HIZZLE

Paris Hilton says she broke up Benji Madden and Sophie Monk

Terri Seymour walked away from Simon Cowell with $9 million of his money

Beyonce says she flies coach

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo – blah, blah, blah

LOVE LETTERS TO KELLIE

If your husband is cheating on you with your brother, don’t tell your kids and don’t forgive your husband or your brother

If your girlfriend is flirting with other guys in front of you, she has moved on so you should too

If your boyfriend has another girlfriend and you know about it – you need a serious lesson in self esteem

If you don’t get along with the ex-wife, get over it for the sake of the kids

If your little sister is flirting with your husband and you think something is going on, there probably is

FAILED BIT ALERT

Kidd tried to do a rap using all 50 states … in alphabetical order – the first problem was that Kidd tried to rap – I think we all know how that turns out – and if his complete lack of hip-hop skills weren’t enough – well you be the judge …

“Alabama said no Al Obama” and “Arkansas the light and voted for McCain” and then “Connecticut the crap and voted for Barack” – yeah.  I’m just thankful he didn’t make it all the way through all 50 states

MEXICANS FOR MCCAIN

J Si went looking for a McCain shirt in Obama territory – or as we like to call it – tha’ hood!  J Si ventured off to the only mall in town where the only white people in sight are the police – the premise was that he was looking for a McCain t-shirt for his mom (who he was “on the phone” with) – then, when the salesgirl said they didn’t have a shirt, he accused her of being racist and calling his mom names – COMEDY!!   best line of the bit “I Wanna Make It Rain With McCain”

I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE

Nothing like an election to provide wacky radio guys with a reason to go bother people – especially those waiting to vote – Sexy Jack’s mission was to offer someone to vote for him since he’s not an American citizen – thankfully the girl he talked to sounded like Jennifer Lopez – because other than that, she ultimately agreed to take $80 to cast her vote for McCain – BO-RING!!!

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Perez Hilton was served at his Halloween party

#4 – Chace Crawford was out drunk by a bunch of girls

#3 – Terri Seymour walked away from her relationship with Simon Cowell with $9 million

#2 – Chris Brown and Rihanna are mad at Ne-Yo for blabbing about their relationship

#1 – Drunk times at Pink’s house on Thanksgiving

WHY ALCOHOL AND DRINKING DON’T MIX

Big Al went to an Obama rally last night and the celebrating got a little out of hand – not like rioting “out of hand” – more like “omg I am SOOOO drunk” out of hand – first there was the girl who thought she had he Sarah Palin imitation down pat – then there was the girl that the thought our first President’s wife’s name was Mrs. George Washington Lincoln (1st, 16th … whatev) – and then the guy who was thrilled about his candidate – OBAMA BARACKA!!  It would have been easy to pass this off as a slip of the tongue – but when he yelled it multiple times – well, let’s just say that it was time to switch to water and coffee!

KIDD’S KIDS

A week away from the trip and the donations just keep coming – representatives from EDS came today and donated $62,000 worth of Disney Park tickets – how awesome is that?  If you’ve ever been to Disney, you know how expensive those park passes are – that saved us a ton of money – then Camden Properties dropped by with backpacks for the kids filled with books and toys and activity stuff to do while they’re on the plane – WOO HOO!!!

I VOTED FOR WHITEY

Kellie’s neighbors invited her and Emma Kelly over for Obama Victory Chili – but when they got there, not only were her Democratic neighbors celebrating – so were all of their Obama loving friends – and each time another state was awarded to Obama – everyone would cheer – until they looked at Kellie – then they tried to downplay their excitement so as not to offend – Kellie said she wasn’t offended and even offered to leave so they could party in peace, but no one wanted her to leave – Kellie finally took off because it was past Emma Kelly’s bedtime – good thing because I know the Obama party got wild after that!!  GOBAMA!!!!!!!

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  1. Hi guys…
    It’s me, the Swiss chick from the morning! I am oh so very proud to see I have been elected “Best Listener” of the day 🙂
    I failed at the game but I totally succeeded at making a fool out of myself 🙂 it was so much fun!
    Plus who knows… maybe I will truly end up going to Mexico with Big Al
    Anyway, It was a blast!
    Hope I made you smile

    xoxo

    Pauline

  2. Could you not say “I Voted for Whitey”…that’s like saying, “I Voted for Blackey”. Offensive…no?

    Thanks for taking a step back Dianthe. Go Obama!

  3. Mel – it was a direct quote from the show – and if someone on the show had said “i voted for Blackie”, i would have used that too!

  4. Dianthe,
    Why are you “obviously…a Barack girl”?

    Jody


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