I’m not gonna be immature about your breasts

December 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment


FUNNIEST CONVERSATION OF THE SHOW aka WHY WE NEED A HOUSE BAND

We were talking to We The Kings about their song being played on the Hills (which is how all bands get started these days) and Kellie and Kidd jumped into a Heidi and Spencer Hills re-creation

“Heidi” – Kidd

“What Spencer?” – Kellie

“I went down to the fake store on the fake street and bought you a fake engagement ring” – Kidd

“OMG I love you” – Kellie

“Will you fake marry me, fake Heidi?” – Kidd

“What should I do” – Kellie

**Travis from We The Kings singing** Run Baby Run

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

“Why would anyone Google LOL?” – Kidd asked after Al guessed ‘LOL’ as the most Googled 3 letter abbreviation

PSYHCO SHANON’S PSYCHO MOMENT OF THE DAY

Shanon is still reeling from the fact that Little Andrew has a t-short and she doesn’t  – so after the gavin DeGraw discussion of her “Do the DonnieWahlberg” catchphrase, she demanded a t-shirt – actually, her exact words were, “if I don’t get a t-shirt that says “Do the Donnie Wahlberg on it” with my face on it – I’m coming after you Kidd Kraddick” – um, I’d be watching my back if I were you Kidd

THINGS I LEARNED ON TODAY’S SHOW

The word can mean several different thingsDisgusted, tentative, upset, conflicted, fear …

THINGS KELLIE SAID THAT MADE ME LAUGH

“Don’t dude me – I haven’t done anything to deserve duding” – Kellie to Kidd

“You want me in a perpetual state of pissed off, just keep it up” – Kellie’s warning to Kidd to stop ragging on Britney

“i can be fun … if I’m drunk” – Kellie proving that she is, indeed, fun

“i could cry for her but I won’t because my mascara, I don’t think, is waterproof” – Kellie talking about her love for Britney

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Big Al slept in the most comfortable bed ever last night

J Si does want to be a rock star after hearing all of the rock star stories

NO WONDER GAVIN AND BIG AL ARE BFFs

Shanon told Gavin DeGraw that she sleeps with a picture of him by her bed – Kellie told him that despite that, he had no chance with Shanon since she has a hotter girlfriend that Gavin could ever get – but that didn’t deter Gavin – he turned on the Gavin charm and even asked Shanon “You wanna do a Donnie Wahlberg with me?” – of course Shanon turned him down – but not before Kellie got offended because Gavin neglected to hit on her!

THE BIRDS

The show broadcast from the Hard Rock in San Antonio today and there were birds outside – not just a couple of birds – more like a gang of birds – like in the Alfred Hitchcock movie -and you could hear them inside, which prompted Kidd to say, “Hey bird – I’m Mark Wahlberg – I produce Entourage – Say hi to your muthuh for me” – I don’t know – it was funny at the time

HIZZLE

Jessica Alba is showing off her post-baby body in a calendar for Club Campari

Disney has ordered more episodes of Hannah Montana

Dallas Stars’ player Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely for calling his ex-girlfriend sloppy seconds

A photographer is suing Rihanna and Chris Brown for a million dollars

MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC

I’ll be honest – today was a beating for me – I like all of these bands and I like when we have bands in studio – but not when it consumes the entire show – call me crazy, but I’d much rather hear about the gang and all of their out of town shenanigans (even if Kidd was in bed by 9:30pm)- there had to been some kind of crazy antics they could have talked about!  Anyway, here’s the musical rundown …

WE THE KINGS

Hunter and Travis talked about Blue October and how Travis won’t kiss fans out of respect to his girlfriend – awww … also, Kellie likes him because he calls her Mrs. Saporta

METRO STATION

Trace and Jason performed in their trademark whisper voices and said that because they are touring during the holidays, they only get a few days off for Christmas – also, Trace doesn’t give Miley advice (though clearly he should!) – also, J Si sang his “Fake and Bake” parody song with them

BOYS LIKE GIRLS

They sang their version of Chris Brown’s song “With You” and said they wanted a comb guy like Chris Brown had at TRL – apparently Chris has a guy that follows him around with a comb for the sole purpose of combing Chris’ almost non-existent hair – I wonder how much that job pays – hmmmm …

LESLIE ROY

Big Al was trying to put the moves on Leslie with all sorts of “Irish” sensibilities but she wasn’t having it – she did offer up her sister – except that she’s only 17 – poor Al – all alone – again.

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – A photographer is suing Rihanna and Chris Brown for a million dollars

#4 – Mary Kate Olsen is NOT pregnant

#3 – NeNe from Real Housewives of Atlanta has been evicted from her house

#2 – Sean Avery has been suspended from NHL for calling his ex “sloppy seconds”

#1 – Britney Spears had her birthday party last night at Tenjune

IT’S BRITNEY, B!TCH!!

Despite Kidd not being able to understand Kellie and mines love for Britney, Britney is trending to outsell Beyonce with her album – and knowing that he still continued to slam her to the point that if by some small chance the show does go to New Orleans for her opening concert – there is NO.POSSIBLE.WAY. Britney will ever do our show.  Even if she is the #1 Yahoo Top Overall Search for all of 2008 – yeah, Kidd – she’s got nothing ***rolls eyes***

And just in case you wanted to know – here’s the complete Top 10

YAHOO TOP 10 OVERALL SEARCHES FOR 2008
1.  Britney Spears

2.  WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)
3.  Barack Obama
4.  Miley Cyrus

5.  “RuneScape”

6.  Jessica Alba
7.  “Naruto”

8.  Lindsay Lohan
9.  Angelina Jolie
10. American Idol

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