Kidd Kraddick Remix

here’s the sound Kidd Kraddick makes

July 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

Al’s mom wants Barack Obama to speak at her class reunion

BEHIND THE SCENES

It’s my birthday and we had CAKE!!!!  Thanks Tamara!

ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

Barack Obama agreeing to come to Big Al’s mom’s class reunion – for $25,000

THINGS KIDD COMPLAINED ABOUT TODAY

Katy Perry coming in studio on Thursday but not performing

TASTE OF SARCASM FROM KIDD KRADDICK

“31, Kellie – that’s the percentage of people that will misunderstand my joke” in reference to Kidd saying  “you won’t believe the amount of shame I felt when my daughter walked across that graduation stage without having had a baby”

HOW YOU KNOW IT’S TIME FOR VACATION

Shannon demanded food from the listeners

Kidd played drops from Al’s mom and Minnie back to back

“Things You Might Hear On Today’s Show”

Kellie wants to know if we still have the tape of Shanon meeting Not-Derek (who by the way is HOT!!)

Al had the hardest workout of his life yesterday

J Si saw a homeless man set up a desk and broken laptop on the corner by his house

Shanon saw Not-Derek (who is HOT!!) lick Kellie yesterday

Kidd spent $15 on a kid’s song with his name in it – um, thanks Kidd – for the rest of the day I’ll be singing “Here’s the sound Kidd Kraddick makes”

HIZZLE

American Idol’s Paris Bennett is pregnant

Spencer Pratt is ragging on Mary-Kate Olsen

Jessica Simpson met Tony Romo’s parents at the Olive Garden

Heidi Montag wants to record a Christian album

We usually play audio clips during the hizzle and today we played a couple from Nelson Mandela’s 90^th birthday concert – the first clip was from Will Smith and the second was from Amy Winehouse – Will Smith performed his last single “Switch” and it had a line it that said “I like a chick on chick or something” – well Kellie pointed out what an inappropriate line that was and how she couldn’t believe that was the song Will chose to perform at Nelson Mandela’s  birthday – then to follow it up with a performance from crackhead extraordinaire Amy Winehouse – well, Kidd decided to play a few more songs that should have been played at the birthday concert …

Let Me Ride That Donkey – 69 Boyz

Do Me Baby – Bell Biv Devoe

What’s Your Fantasy – Ludacris

Baby Got Back – Sir Mix A Lot

Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

And then Kidd decided to wrap up the show with Ray J’s “Sexy Can I”

And then the thing that made me laugh the hardest that I’d  laughed all day – after Kidd wrapped up the bit, Al decided he wanted to add one more song – never mind that he had already told both Kidd and Shanon and they had both shot him down – he wanted to add his song and dangit, he wasn’t going to be stopped – so Kidd got mad and told Al it was his show, he could do what he wanted and walked out of the studio – did this deter Big Al at all?  of course not – he just went on with his song – Boogie in Your Butt by Eddie Murphy – it was already funny that he totally blew off Kidd – but then this song – if you’re a long time listener, you’ll remember Boogie In Your Butt from Flush the Format way back when – I LOVE this song – then Kellie decided to add her song, O.P.P by Naughty by Nature – and then of course J Si didn’t want to be left out, so he added Let’s Talk About Sex by Salt n Pepa – by the time we went to break, I was practically on the floor!

But wait – there’s more – as it turns out, the song “Switch” isn’t as inappropriate as we thought – check out this Chat Room conversation

Twrch:  Dianthe, did I hear Kidd dis on Switch? The track says “it NOT like I like a chick on chick or something” …not quite the spin the show put on the song.

Dianthe:  they must have only heard that last part – i love that song!!

Mr. Architect:  Agreed! Will’s a hero to my family for being so clean in his movies and songs.  he said “this is the club so why you showed up naked”

Twrch:  Excellent point.

Oops.  Oh well – it still made a great bit!

Remember Ian from Perth, Australia??  Oh man – at the mention of the name Ian – up pops  Ian, “d’ya know what they told me?”  he’s just like Beetlejuice – anyway – Ian was trying to sell his life on ebay after breaking up with his girlfriend – as it turns out – he got $384,000 for his possessions and all of his friends – Al tried to talk to Ian after he hung up the phone – Kidd wasn’t amused – which may be why he requested Shanon get him a t-shirt that say “The Bit is Over Stupid” – he might need to get a few because I have a feeling he’ll wear the first one out fairly soon

New Music Tuesday

Vanessa Hudgens – Identified

G-Unit – T.O.S.: Terminate on Sight

Los Lonely Boys – Forgiven

John Mayer – Where The Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles

My Chemical Romance – The Black Parade is Dead

Not-Derek came to the studio yesterday and Shanon got all giddy when she found out how hot he was – J Si started recording but Shanon got embarrassed and deleted it – for some reason, Shanon wanted to see Kellie and Not-Derek French, but Kellie has a fever blister so Not-Derek licked Kellie’s face instead – ew.  Even though he’s hot, that’s a little ew.  Anyway, just because I know people will ask – Kellie and Not-Derek have had a talk and they have an understanding – they are both allowed to see other people – and Kellie and Uncle Daddy are no longer sating but they are friends

The Arrogant Bachelor – this is what is quite possibly THE oogiest thing I’ve ever heard – voice mails from a dude named Dimitri – Dimitri is a former psychiatrist who lost his license for sexually assaulting patients – huh???  Apparently this dude thinks he’s ‘awesome’ – because he met a woman named Olga on the street and hit on her – she gave him her business card and he called and left her 2 very strange and oogey voice mails – the first one was him telling her that her friends were very jealous because he approached her and not them – he also told her that she was “very elegant” – then he called and left a much more aggressive message and left her an ultimatum giving her roughly 24 hours to call him back or risk being erased from his phone – well how could she turn that down??  What a weirdo – there is all kinds of info in the Internets about him – all you have to do is Google ‘dimitri and olga’

And in case you didn’t get enough of Dimitri – Kidd decided to write a script for Al so that he could call some of the girls in his phone that never call him – so scrolling through Al’s phone, we came across this very long list of hot women =- how do I know they’re hot?  Because they’re listed in Al’s phone as “HOT” – does Al not ask anyone their name??

so the first one we were gonna call was ‘Hot Ex Asian’ – apparently she’s Al’s ex but he can’t remember her name – then going down the line we had Hot Latin Primo, Hot Stuff, Hot Izra, Hot Jacqueline, Hot Model, Hot Dina and Hot Think So – Hot Think So??  Al must have been drunk when he took her number and worried he was wearing his beer goggles – after going through the list, we finally settled on “Jenn I Think She’s Hot” – Al left her a creepy message from Big Al, The Most Famous Radio personality on Kidd Kraddick in the Morning and let her know that if she didn’t call him back by 6pm on Wednesday and beg Al to go out with her, Al would erase her phone number forever – hmmm, which option do you think she chose

Next we called Jack HoTTTTT (yes, she’s a girl and Al put her in his phone with 5 Ts) – she gave Al her number a couple of months ago at Primo’s (imagine that!) and she’s never talked to him on the phone – but they’ve texted multiple times – and in typical Al fashion, they’re always mass text messages asking her to meet him out somewhere – not like a real date – so you can imagine how she might react to Al’s Dimitri-esque phone call – Al tried to give Jack the 6pm Wednesday ultimatum but he got flustered talking to a live person – we got bored with Al and looked her up on MySpace and she was definitely “hot” with multiple Ts – so hot that Al decided to give her an extra hour to call him – just in case

Freddy was supposed to tell his Vegas story today but he’s not feeling funny – after talking to J Si last night, Freddy starting feeling reflective about this whole experience and decided to tell everyone how truly thankful he is for everything that has happened to him – it’s been really great for him and he doesn’t want to take any of it for granted

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Teri Hatcher snubbed by the Emmy nominations

#4 – Rosie O’Donnell and Kellie Carpenter have broken up

#3 – Pam Anderson called Jessica Simpson a B and a Ho for her “Real Women Eat Meat” t shirt

#2 – Guy Ritchie went to New York to work on his marriage with Madonna and she may be hooking up with A Rod

#1 – Heidi Montag wants to release a Christian album and is going to Africa with Spencer to do good works

We called Jonathan from Forever the Sickest Kids to ask if they could play at Al’s mom’s class reunion because Al doesn’t think he’s going to be able to get Barack Obama like she asked – Kidd and Shanon went through their phones to see if there is anyone else we can ask to come and perform – yeah, we were out of luck – too bad because that would’ve been funny!!

iTunes Top 5

5.  Miley Cyrus – 7 Things
4.  Rihanna – Disturbia
3.  Coldplay – Viva la Vida
2.  Jonas Brothers – Burnin’ Up
1.  Katy Perry – I Kissed a Girl

BGJ’s roommates are depressed because they’ve just graduated from college and can’t find jobs – so if you’ve been out of school for at least 6 months and you’re still unemployed, email kidd – kidd@theplanet.com

2 days til vacation – YAY!!!!