you should always wear clean underwear

July 8, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

J Si Behind the Mic

J Si was so excited he could barely talk – it sounded something like this

Oh but kay whu guess what – We wer uh ah

J SI AND KINSEY

I missed this the first time around and listening to this just made me sad – I love J Si and Kinsey to death – a couple of months back, J Si and Kinsey were having some relationship issues – Kinsey dropped everything and moved out here when J Si got this job – and for the most part, J Si has been supporting Kinsey – Kinsey has been working but she’s also in school – and recently her job has picked up and she’s starting to make some really good money – and that’s all fine and good – but the problem is that it’s now taking away from their relationship – but they don’t necessarily need the money and now her job is starting to affect their relationship – they haven’t had date night in 2 months – so J Si is sad – he doesn’t necessarily want Kinsey to quit her job, but he does wish they were spending more time together – Kellie says despite the fact that Kinsey says she doesn’t want to mooch off of J Si and she isn’t pushing for marriage, she wants the ring – and Kidd says that Kinsey just told him that she doesn’t want to get married right now and that women today (like he would know!) want more than just a man – but as usual, Kellie is right – they’ve been dating for 6 years, she followed him here across the country – it’s time – they don’t have to get married tomorrow – but it’s time to make that commitment – and just like Kellie said – as a woman, your thinking changes when you’re engaged/married – maybe the reason she’s worried about making money is she’s trying to support herself in case J Si decides to bail – I mean, if J Si hasn’t popped the question after 6 years, I’d be wondering why not? Dude, seriously – it’s time – like Charlotte on Sex and the City said “set the date!!!!”

Adolfo Goes to the Bingo Hall

One word – ugh.

The Great Marshmallow Incident

Al Interviews Sly Stallone

The only thing better than Big Al getting punched by Sylvester Stallone would have been seeing it – but Sly’s people weren’t down with the video 😦

JC Holds His Breath for the Record

This story is exactly why I love J Si – he has such a sweet innocence to him – the innocence of a 12 year old – a 12 year old who is naïve enough to think that he is the best at everything – not a couple of things – EVERYTHING!!! So after watching David Blaine break the record for holding his breath for 17 minutes on Oprah – well j Si d

oesn’t think he can hold his breath for 17 minutes but he thinks he can do it for 5 minutes – so he decided to recreate the whole scenario – so he filled his tub with cold water (because David Blaine says that cold water shocks your system) and then he stripped down to his underwear (because cold water is not beneficial to the boys – at least that’s what J Si said) – then he grabbed the stopwatch and put his head underwater – the problem is that J Si had a cold … and needed to cough – but instead of pulling his head out of the water and coughing and starting over, he stifled the cough – but that never works – especially when you’re underwater – so J Si coughed … underwater – and then proceeded to choke – and arms started flailing and he tore down the shower curtain and he came out of the water coughing and choking and Kinsey came running in to see what happened – and what does she say to J Si? Why are you in your underwear?