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July 14, 2008 at 5:00 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

MOST RANDOM THING HEARD ON TODAY’S SHOW

“Once you go British Jack, you never go back” – J Si to Kidd about BGJ being in New York with Kidd

FUNNIEST THING HEARD ON THE SHOW TODAY

Andrew being referred to as the Unibomber and Columbine – if you could see this “beard” (and I use that word lightly), you’d know exactly what I mean

KELLIE’S SOUTHERN MOMENT OF THE DAY

Kellie’s grandmother, Mother Price, used to make ‘loaf” – loaf is when you take everything leftover from the refrigerator, throw it in a loaf pan and bake it at 350 degrees for an hour – ta da – LOAF!!!

UN-HIP REFERENCE FROM BIG AL

Hit me on the hip – Big Al’s reference to the beeper days

PROOF OF KELLIE’S CRUSH ON J SI

“Your jokes are always cute J Si, cause you’re cute” – Kellie

MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT ON THE SHOW

“Will you be my daddy?” – Shanon to Kidd – I don’t know about you – but I think I need a shower

KELLIE’S WRONG DANCE

It was the First Big Apple Edition of the Kellie’s Wrong Dance because Kellie thought it was BGJ’s first trip to New York but as it turns out, he actually visited New York when he was 5

THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ON TODAY’S SHOW

Kellie went to the beach and there is absolutely no evidence except the 3 pound weight gain from the all-you-can-eat buffet

J Si came back from LA with a brand new joke

Shanon gets left behind every single time she goes out with her so-called friends

Al is tired of not getting any call backs from his boat invitations – maybe because it’s not his boat!!

Kidd is in New York – and everyone else is here

HIZZLE

Celebrity Baby News – Nicole Kidman had a daughter named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend had a son named Levi and Angelina Jolie had a boy and girl twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony need a new nanny

More risqué pictures of Miley Cyrus

Lyndsey Lohan’s alleged half-sister does not want to meet her alleged daddy

BIG AL’S WEEKEND/VACATION RAP UP

Al was in Playa tending to the “Two Gay Guys In A Bucket” bar and there were several people celebrating their birthdays – apparently Al feels the need to do something “special” for everyone who is celebrating  their birthday – so a girl (a hot one) tells Al it’s her birthday – Al gfelt bad because he didn’t do anything for her birthday – so he runs off to Walmart to pick up “party supplies” so that he can throw an impromptu birthday party for the (hot!) former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader who is celebrating her 26^th birthday – Al comes back hats, balloons, streamers AND a cake – all of this to hit on the hot chick – except he found out it wasn’t really her birthday – so he went through all that and then didn’t even get to french her – and don’t you think that was his motive?  Lorie from the Chat Room did – “If Al didn’t think Melissa was hot would he have bothered going to Walmart?” – um, NO!!!  but he did smash cake in her face – happy birthday!!

KIDD WRITES A BLOG

Yup – a real live blog – now granted, it’s only like the 4^th or 5^th one but this year – but it’s a blog from Kidd and it’s a good one – and if you want to hear all about his Father/Daughter trip to Taste of Chicago with Caroline – check it out here – and after you read it, you’ll understand this comment by Chat Room Ross, “I still think he should have busted out with his “K-Lob” hands to scare off the gang violence that commenced at the Food Festival.”

KELLIE’S VACATION

Kellie went home to South Carolina for vacation and the majority of her vacation consisted of food – why?  Because as Kellie has told us on several occasions, in the Rasberry family – food = love!

Kidd requested a rundown of Kellie’s menu, I mean trip and this was what we got:

Day One – Kellie and Emma Kelly got into Myrtle Beach late Saturday night, so Kellie’s mom cleaned out the frig and they had leftover night – that consisted of Kellie’s mama’s mac and cheese and fish

Sunday – Best Mexican restaurant in Myrtle Beach – El Cerro – which is next to the 2^nd busiest Walmart in the country – Kellie had the enchilada platter which had a cheese enchilada and a chicken enchilada with Sour Cream

Sunday night – she thinks more leftovers

Monday – it rained all day so Mama and Daddy made Kellie rutabagas (which Kellie LOVES), chicken cutlets and fried okra (and leftover mac and cheese)

Tuesday – Red Bone Alley in Florence- Kellie’s standard is cheese and grits but Tommie Jean (Kellie’s BFF from high school)  introduced her to their Pizza Dip – they also went to visit Kellie’s Aunt Velma – Aunt Velma made Chicken Bog (which according to Google is a real southern delight with a colorful history) – Aunt Velma made  one w/ sausage and one without and homemade biscuits and collard greens – fyi, rumor has it that a yankee soldier liked Chicken Bog so much that he switched uniforms – Kidd’s comment after this about loving slaves was THE funniest thing from today’s show – you have to go and listen to it on the kPod to get the full effect!!  And now back to the menu – they finished off the night with Blue Bunny Bunny tracks ice cream which is chocolate-covered peanuts, peanut butter-filled chocolate bunnies, a thick chocolate fudge ribbon and a peanut butter caramel ribbon – sounds good to me!!

Wednesday – China Buffet!!  They had a 10% off coupon to the new China Buffet for the early bird specials with the old people but it wasn’t as good as the old China Buffet – they also had peanut butter cup ice cream – and Kellie got sick off boiled peanuts (you have to hear Kellie say boiled in her southern accent!)

Thursday – Prosser’s BBQ in Murrell’s Inlet where Kellie had tomato sandwiches with mayonnaise

Dang – I’m full just thinking about all that food!

Does Kanye West strike you as an angry man??  Well someone does – because why else would Kanye feel the need to defend himself against rumors that he is taking anger management classes – just for the record, Kanye says he does NOT need anger management help  –  if anything, he needs anger enhancement – at least that’s what he says – and to get confirmation, we called Estelle – Estelle is a huge British artist that none of us (except Kidd and British Guy Jack) had heard of – but she has a song called “American Boy” with Kanye and it’s pretty great – it’s so good that I’m going to download it off iTunes – :::singing “it’s all about me”::: anyway, Estelle confirmed that Kanye does not have an anger problem and didn’t throw anything at her except lyrics – and just for grins – BGJ sang along to her song – I don’t have audio of that, but I do have her video with Kanye

J Si went paparazzi hunting thinking that would be the best way to see celebrities – so hanging out at LAX, he sees a celebrity come walking in – tank top up to her boobs showing off her botched plastic surgery belly – she was super drunk, slurring words and had makeup running down her face – she tried to talk to a couple of different people, but everyone was pretty much ignoring her – finally some guy grabs her and pulls her out  on the dance floor – there were a bunch of guys break dancing on the dance floor and when she was trying to imitate them, she fell flat on her drunk a** – wanna know who it is …

KIDD AND BGJ – TWO WILD MEN IN NEW YORK

Ok – so maybe that’s a slight exaggeration – but Kidd did promise BGJ and the British Guy Challenge tomorrow – live from New York – it’s sure to be funny considering BGJ thinks he’s “ghetto” – but since he pronounces it “GE-HET-TO” his friends tend to differ – yeah it’s a little hard to call a guy “ghetto’ when he pronounces the word chillin’ with a hard G – think filling or killing or … well, you get the picture – BGJ – you’re British – deal with it

When Radio Contests Go Horribly Wrong

While we were on vacation, you had the opportunity to listen for the Secret Celebrity to call into the show – once you figured out who the celebrity was, you called in today at the appropriate time and win $1000 if you’re the correct caller and know the celebrity – so today, we had a winner who was told that she had the correct answer – Josh Gad – WOO HOO!!  Except, Josh Gad wasn’t the correct answer – Teddy Geiger was

SHOWBIZ TOP 5

#5 – Michael Buble and Emily Blunt have broken up

#4 – “Iron Man” movie bosses bought Robert Downey Jr a $200k Bentley to thank him for the success of the movie

#3 – Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have turned down millions to publish pictures of their new baby, Sunday Rose

#2 – Brad and Angelina had their twins and will get $11 million dollars for the baby picture

#1 – Someone hacked into Miley Cyrus’ phone and posted more racy pictures on the Internets that she took of herself

If there is anything you want to do publicly, head to Big Al’s bar – Michael and Jocelyn offered to get married at Al’s bar – and you’ll hear all about it tomorrow – but here’s a teaser – Big Drunk Al saying “So I’m improvising a little bit” – be prepared to hear that phrase a million times a show for the rest of the summer – I’m getting giddy just thinking about it

GIV E HER A DING-DANG RING ALREADY!!!!!!

J Si hasn’t heard from Kinsey since she left Chile to go to Brazil – she’s supposed to be home tomorrow and they still haven’t resolved the whole “Kinsey, I was in my room asleep” when he was really kicking it with the show – not a big lie, but Kinsey was stillmad – and as it turns out – J Si is also mad at Kinsey – because Kellie sent an email inviting everyone to Gay Bingo and Kinsey said she wasn’t sure if she could go because she might be going to Houston – too bad she didn’t mention the Houston trip to J Si – and she’s already going to Vegas next week with friends and then San Diego – and she’s been in Chile for 3 week s- so basically she and J Si aren’t going to see each other for about 2 months – you know what I hear – Kinsey walking out the door – and you know what Chat Room Ross hears, “JSi downplaying the fact that he has been CRYING every night since Kinsey left?” hmmm …

FREDDY – BEHIND THE MUSIC ON THE 4^TH OF JULY

Freddy performed at a 4^th of July concert with 18,000 people

Freddy does his vocal exercises on a walkman cassette player –

The bassist for the band needed to change his underwear because they were too tight

Freddy took of the jersey he was wearing over his American flag t-shirt – but instead of throwing the jersey into the audience, he gave it to the sound engineer which elicited a defeated moan from the crowd – guess he still needs some help on that “I’m a self centered rock star and everybody wants me” thing –